How genetically fucked/blessed are you?

>6'7
>6.7" dick
yikes m8

>6'7
>not a Lanklet

Unless you're 110kg+ you're a Lanklet

t. 6'5

I have obvious gyno and puffy nipples. Despite being 6'3" and hit 2/3/4/5 on my lifts, I will never be aesthetic. Considering surgery.

6'3
Wide shoulders
Handsome face (get asked if I model)

Complete social autist.

pros:
>stumpy little t-rex arms = sick bench

cons:
>stumpy little t-rex arms = shit deadlift

I do better with short term relationships because my extreme introversion/clumsiness is harder to hide over a long time

...

when I go to the doctor she says i'm 5'9 and a half

is she throwing the 'and a half' in there to make me feel better?

Yes

Blessed:

Nice beard grow
Nice facial features
Straight white teeth

Fucked:

5'7
No stable motivation to keep hitting the gym

Handsome face
Good skin and teeth
Good vision

5'5"
Covered in hair except my face and back.
no gf

My body is all right on the whole (6'1", 185lbs and bulking up to get stronger). Not freakishly tall, but still pretty thin (used to be a skelly).

Things I hate
>Lots of ass/leg/arm air (debating how to groom this shit)
>A bit bacne around my shoulders
>Errant stray single hairs that grow on my upper back/shoulders. Not think and consistent like limb hair, but it's super annoying and I find myself plucking them all the time in irritation.

The single thing I hate most about myself is my face and mouth in particular. Every time I catch a reflection or look the mirror, I just hate the way my face contorts when I speak (I also hate the sound of my own voice too, but I figure that's standard. But still... 27 y/o male and I sound like some pothead teenager with a minor lisp). I don't know if this is supreme levels of self-loathing and self-consciousness or if I truly am a funny looking dude, but it's such a confidence killer.

pro
>good teeth
>soft hands and feet
>symmetric face
>wide set birthing hips

cons
>bad eyesight
>hormonal acne almost everywhere
>too tall
>70% of fat stored in butt/thighs
>tiny breasts
>widow's peak

> 6'5"
> Albino
> Thick hair that grows everywhere, including anus
> Perfect teeth without braces
> Blonde curly hair, blue eyes
> All of my grandparents have died at ages 96+
> Bad eyesight, thick glasses
> Dandruff all the time
> Dry flaky skin if I haven't used moisturizer in a day
> Above average iq
> Below average penis (5" chode)
> Balding skips a generation in my family, I'm doomed
> No one in my family tree has ever been considered 'rich'

6'3": fuck yeah genetics

premature balding and graying hair : godamn it genetics

>6"2
>white
>nice jaw line
>green eyes
>great teeth
>fit body (complements from girls often)
Have a hard time holding conversations more than 10 seconds

I'm blond too if that means anything

Pretty good, im 6 ft 6 but i have extremely long limbs which i hot from my mom so i look kinda weird

Are you a virgin? Can you post a pic?, you can obscure some parts of you want

blessed
very attractive when slim
got full head of nice hair
not stupid
good at making friends/social
able to lose lots of weight and get focused easily
white

fucked
prone to addiction (drinking and fapping)
5'9 (and a half)
dick is not huge but ive mad girls cum lots of times
easily get fat
easily get man boobs

PROS
- 6'1"
- Can lose weight in my sleep
- Still have hair while being in mid 30's
- Can easily bun 2 hours at the gym

CONS
- Meds make fucking grills a chore
- Chest lacking despite work being put in
- Body dysmorphia fucking my head
- Asshole to most people

Please clean all of the spaghetti you left in the floor sir, thank you.

Solid face, good hair, eyes, pretty alright proportions. Good dick. But I gain strength slow as hell, as well as I gain fat too easy on a bulk, and low ab visibility

Is having a gf genetic?

>manlet 5,7
>good enough metabolism
>small penis
>worried about hairline
>low IQ, been diagnosed with all manner of shit
>Aussie mum, islander dad. the combination isn't so hype.

6' manlet
sweaty as fuck
5/10 face
9" dick tho

>Dick is above average but not really huge. Just above average.
>I have a fat ass and wide hips, no matter how skinny I get.
>Never been a good runner. Can train my stamina like everybody else but I'm as slow as a child.
>Chronic constipation.
>Prone to depression, anxiety and hysterical anger.
>6' tall. I'm the tallest of my family.
>Poor eyesight
>Can hardly get rid of blackheads on my fucking nose.

However,
>Highly intelligent
>Attractive face
>Broad shoulder
>Really acute memory
>Beautiful thick and slightly curly hair
>Always had decent triceps and chest.

It's linked to the height gene.

>Ayyyyy
pls make it stop.

pros
>6'4"
>white
>broad shoulders
>Good face
>thick hair
>above average pen0r.

cons
>social anxiety.
>Ectomorph
>get migraines often
>Can't grow a full beard
>sweat alot (probably related to my anxiety)

shoulder to waist ratio
over 6 feet tall
deep voice
blue eyes, nice teeth
high prominent cheekbones
soft, young looking skin @ 27

receding hairline
average or maybe slightly below average bepis (though had no issues with it and sex)
become socially awkward if not around people on a regular basis

Everyone here is way taller and better looking than me, holy fuck please stop it.
>tfw you will never be white
>tfw your 5'10
>tfw your a spic
This is going to be a fun life.

Pros:
-Thick hair
-Perfect vision/hearing
-8/10 face on good days
-wide shoulders
-good insertions
-great skin, no acne
-5'10" (could be con but I do just fine)
-just above average dick, been called "the most beautiful cock I've ever seen" by a slut on a cruise

Cons:
-Was awful in school my entire life, didn't start caring until I was 22 (ADD)
-still chubby, started at 20% now around 15%
-torn ACL in 2012 but lifting heavier than ever so that's ok
-only half autistic
-have to put effort into being outgoing

The Good

>tall (187 cm) but Dutch so only slightly above average here
>Good, attractive face
>Curly hair which chicks dig
>Tan quickly
>Charismatic, socially able, only momentary spasms of autism when meeting people
>Broad shoulders
>Smart, succesful at uni and jobs
>Funny

The Depends on how you look at It

>>fashionfag
>average dick
>green eyes
>bit of a pessimist
>practically zero facial hair at 26, won't be getting any either

The Bad
>wide hips
>easily addicted
>prone to all-consuming depression that lasts at least three months and has occured at least every other year for the past nine
>vain
>lazy

All in all I'm not complaining.

Pros:
>200cm (6'7)
>Nordic
>Strong jawline
>20 cm (8 inch) dick
>Think, wavy blonde hair
>Often called handsome
>Deep, resonant voice
>Perfect skin
>Broad shoulders, good bone structure overall
>Ages well. Often mistaken for being 21-22 despite being 28.

Cons:
>200cm (6'7)
>Thin wrists
>Nearsighted
>Reduced hearing on left ear, to the point where I have slight difficulty maintaining a conversation with someone sitting on the left side of me.
>Celiac disease
>Absolutely shit beard growth
>Slight case of pectus excavatum
>Alcoholism and a variety of mental disorders run in the family, have been in and out of various psychiatrists' offices most of my adult life, including a few short stays in mental hospitals
>Gets clammy and sweaty really easily

The worst thing is that I know I could get pretty much whatever and whoever I wanted if I could just stop getting lost in my own fucking head.

>>Think, wavy blonde hair
I'm thinking but can't picture it.
Is it like semi wavy?

Sort of like this guy, I guess.

He sure is thinking. I wonder if he's thinking about wavy blond hair.

>6'3" 50% Danish 50% Scottish
>blue eyes
>7" penor
>strong jawline, cheekbones and brow

Pros:
>186cm
>wide shoulders
>big chest
>nice tricep genes
>fast metabolism (?)
>great eyesight
>great hearing
>always had my eyebrows complemented on

Cons:
>bad skin
>jay leno chin
>shit nose
>sleep 12 hours a night and still tired
>bags under eyes that never go away
>attention span of a squirrel
>thick wavy hair (dirty blond tho)
>hazel eyes
>right posterior positional plagiocephaly
>jaw doesnt line up with skull
>mouth looks slanted because ^
>tiny wrists
>6in dick
>dime sized Vitiligo at the base of my dick
>prone to depression
>face far from symmetrical
>lumbar lordosis
>one eye larger than the other
>pale white
>needed braces twice, underbite correction, mouth expanded, retainer

Pretty freaking pissed because both of my parents are quite decent looking. My dad was a model for Tommy Hilfiger in the 80s and still gets hit on today by girls my age (even though he's gay).

Blessed
>white
>male
>aryan
>no male in my family has ever gone bald and usually dies with a thick head of hair
>naturally strong
>high pain tolerance
>great and durable eyes--been staring at computer screens and the sun most of my life and still get perfect scores on eye tests
>thick skull

Fucked
>men in my family have a habit of dying early due to heart disease so I can only imagine what time bomb is ticking in my chest
>several people on both sides of the family are alcoholics
>almost everyone on both sides is clinically depressed
>cancer on both sides

>haven't been lifting long enough to know if my genetic limit is good or bad

You know, I think I really did get lucky.

you again...

And curly hair

fucked
- acne
- big nose
- big face
- no ass
- femlet @ 5'2
- stores fat on back and arms ...
- small boobs
- big calves
- slow metabolism
- relatively hairy (for a woman)
- heart disease and diabetes run in senpai (that's why I'm trying to get fit, 21yo)

blessed
- slim thighs
- nice hands
- good waist - hip ratio (when I'm slimmer)
- smart
- generally happy
- thick dark hair

fml

>muh metabolism
>muh somatotypes

I am.

> 6'1
> Relatively smart
> Blonde hair
> Blue eyes
> wealthy family
but
> big nose
> slightly crooked teeth
> bad eyesight
> skelly

I'll have you know that I can eat 3kg of food one night and then weigh 0.002kg more the next day

5'4 manlet genes (18 currently m-maybe I'll grow)
Face is average
Hair is ok
Gains r pretty good just need to finish my cut
IQ I would say is a tiny bit above average
Life is aight
Personality helps with whores

>white
>aryan

pick one

>I'm a Paljeet
>5'9
>pretty smart
>thick hair
>5 inch dick
>horrible eyesight
>pretty smart
>acne

I don't think I won

>5'11 3/4 but say I'm 6'0 (manlet according to Veeky Forums)
>Intellectually gifted (took the short bus to special kid school, perhaps stunted social skills)
>white, dark hair/ eyes
>Good cheekbone
>upper middle class

Bad
>Weak chin
>more eyebrow than I would like

Neutral
>Lot's of body/facial hair except on back

runs in family* fucking filters...

Pro
>decent base strength
>6'2"
>slightly longer than average penis
>wide jaw
>average face(if that counts)

Con
>TERRIBLE fat deposition
>fucky hairline
>less than average hearing
>less than average eyesight

Could be worse, all things considered

Here's the bad:
>short sighted
>manlet
>all my genetics went to ass and quads
>shit hair growth, only looks good for a max of two days after cutting
>asthmatic
>bad OCD which lead to depression
>shit academically
>can't grow body hair or facial hair
>small wrists
>mixed race
>family history of old-age diabetes
>family history of back issues

and the good:
>7x5 dick
>top 1% IQ
>pretty good jaw
>kind of attractive face (7.5/10)

That's it
I'm more fucked than blessed

+face
+above average height
+above average intelligence

-calf/chest insertions
-eczema
-mental health

Pros:

Aryan
Broad build
Thick hair
Perfect hairline
Chiseled jaw and strong chin
Above average IQ (120)
Not autistic

Cons:

Small dick (5.5 x 4.8 inches)
Manlet (5'10")
Not having a high IQ (in stem)
Suffer from bouts of depression

>Objectively smarter than most of the population (go to university)

pros
>6 feet 4 inches height
>not stupid at least

cons
>shit frame, narrow shoulders, wide hips
>hideous face (2/10 -), asymmetrical, kind of downie-looking
>autism
>bad fat distribution
>awful voice

lifting is gonna fix all of this right senpai

>>shit academically
>>top 1% IQ

also tiny penis, but that most likely won't matter

>bad fat distribution
This is the fucking worst
Why yes, I would love love handles and fat thighs every time I bulk, because my wide hips aren't embarassing enough already

>thick blonde hair
>blue eyes
>mesomorph type body
>130 IQ
> none of that matters because Im a 5'10 manlet

>smarter than most people (but uneducated)
ahhahahah
sure there

pros:
>6'2 asian with full head of hair

cons:
>tiny dick 4.5inches (5.5 on a good day) x 4.5inches
>no beard (super patchy fml)
>bad eyesight (progressive degeneration)
>bad joints (had injuries as kid, had gout at age 20)
>bad heart (heart attack at 21)
>bad hearing
>bad back
>slow progression with strength
>no more endurance

best thing:
have gf who is perfect if she isn't fat.

>(heart attack at 21)
how and why
please story

IQ doesn't equate to academic intelligence
I'm smart but had bad work ethic and didn't really care about my results because I never wanted to work a normal job.

This has never been true
You're like those guys who claim they're underachievers but totally the smartest!

>You're like those guys who claim they're underachievers but totally the smartest!
No
I was picked to take several IQ tests with a reputable society in high school and my results ranged from 155 - 160 every time.
Being good at a logic test doesn't immediately make me a top-tier student.
I don't know how American education is but there are a lot more factors to being good in school than just being a naturally smart person, if your definition of smart is the same as mine.

pros
-naturally strong and fit
-green eyes

cons
-173cm(like 5'8)
-shit face, 20yo but i look about 15
-no facial hair yet
-5-5.5 inch pen0r
-hairline kinda shitty, luckily no hair loss though
-ect

"I'm a little smarter than my friends so I'm obviously in the top 1% of earth's intelligence! These tests are made for dumb people, that's why me, a genius, can't get it right!"

Don't worry, you'll understand what I meant once you go past 10th grade or so

Why would you just lie on the internet like that

Blessings:
>6'0" on the dot
>blond hair, blue eyes
>good facial features
>good beard growth
>long, thick cock
>good pecs even before i started lifting

Curses:
>natural skelly, no appetite, have to forcefeed myself
>wristlet, griplet
>acne-prone skin
>sensitive teeth
>bad posture
>squat stalls constantly

really makes you think...

How long have you been eating properly? The "no appetite" thing should go away after some time

Maybe 2 years now. I agree with you, my stomach has expanded and my appetite has gotten better, but when i go out of town or my ability to eat massive quantities of food is impeded in some way, it takes work to get my appetite back up to par.

epic

MENSA is notorious for allowing all kinds of wonky tests and people also straight-up cheating to get in
Also, pic related

Fair enough but who the fuck is autistic enough to cheat to get into Mensa?
The only reason I'm still in it is because it makes applications easier

I'm pretty fucked

6'4" and I could grow a beard at 16 but that's the only good stuff.

I have ENORMOUS hips and relatively narrow shoulders--still wider than my hips but not by much.

My neck is also roughly the same length as my head so I look like a giraffe

I should have been aborted desu

>as a member of mensa you can...
...continually jerk off with other mensa member about how great it is to be superior and barely never achieve anything significant.

STEM, faggot.

see: I wasn't gloating over it, I was just trying to prove it's possible to achieve a high IQ without actually succeeding in school.
It isn't an instant pass to being a top level STEM student.
I'm a lazy shit with no academic aspirations but have talent in art and music which you'll probably call me a fag for.

Fuckin blessed senpai.
>tfw 6'1
>handsome enough to get laid purely by looks despite autism
>can eat whatever I want and not gain weight
>genetically gifted chest
>nice ass
>great hair. So thick at 26 will never be bald
My beard is a bit weak and my lays are uneven however but I'm doing pretty good I think

>can eat whatever I want and not gain weight

Lats*
Oh and I have a nice jawline

I naturally under eat. I have to count calories and force myself to eat in order to gain weight.

i wont call you a fag but i hope those talents of yours are better used than you mensa membership.