Wife's son borrows squat rack last night

>wife's son borrows squat rack last night
>gas tank empty this morning

>make raging threads about it on an Peruvian Origami Forum instead of letting him pay the gas

you're a cuck in multiple ways, OP

>the merchants at the gym market are making so much noise bargaining I can't hear the "concentric, eccentric" commands from the gramophone

I don't discipline him too hard anymore. Ever since his bio dad, uh, talked to me about it.

Lel

>wife's son
Cuck.
/thread

>first time at a new gym
>they have a massive stack of weight bars
>mfw it took me half a fucking hour to even begin working out because you have to count the bars

I can't tell if you're retarded or just being cheeky.
Either way, meet me in the locker room.

>group of DYEL pakis break the locker room fuccboi
>they all collude to blame it on me
>gym suing me for $3000 to get a replacement

>working out during gym's "couples only" hour
>staff keeps asking me when my madeup gf is coming back from the restroom
>theyre starting to get suspicious and still have 30 minutes left on the squat meter

>rested too long between deadlift sets
>gym staff booted my barbell

>someone left the window open for the night, and now the water fountain has frozen and a flock of vultures have made a nest on top of the power rack

>trip on a barbell and accidentally topple one of the Jenga towers during Earth hour

>cant use the free weights area because they are shooting a gym-themed porn today

>tfw wife's boyfriend takes some of your whey without asking

What is this shit?

>double parked my 30lb dumbells while I rested. Gym officer tickets me while I'm getting water. Not even a warning.

Gym complaint thread wtf does it look like?

>drink pot of coffee before heading to gym
>mistake, now I really have to take a shit
>find out that gym owner forgot to pay off the toilet witch
>have to penguin walk to nearby pizzeria and beg to use their toilet

Why do you faggots insist on coming to a board that actually tries to be productive and just shit it all up?

...

since when has fit tried to be productive?

>spill my sc00p all over the floor
>gym didn't advertise it's new anti-sc00p policy
>fined 100 gains for sc00p violation

>Go to the gym excited today
>Warming up
>When all of a sudden the natty lifting bureau of drug testing approaches me
>Gets me to blow in a drug testing device
>Come to find out the machine picked up that I'm using creatine
>Siren starts going off
>Get pushed to the ground and handcuffed by two 6ft6 150kg guys
>They start searching me all over and start stripping my clothes off
>After they finish searching me and don't find any creatine on me they cancel my membership, fine me 50% of my future gains, and throw me out of the gym
>Come to find out the next day they plastered my face on the creatine wall of shame behind the front desk

c-creatine not even once

>move to new town
>only gym for miles forbids use of your own squat plugs (liability issues)
>the small ones are always taken by the time I get there

Vultures are bros. I'd so work out in that gym if I could get a vulture gymbro.

>tfw have to show the qt receptionist your bumhole on your way out so they can be sure no one is stealing squat plugs

You should use the bigger ones. Really makes the complimentary anally ingested protein in the shower easier to take

How do I into black text?

>wife's son

@38527921

Operator are these feeds serious?

>go to water fountain
>come back to empty bar on cinderblocks

fucking niggers strike again

autism.

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quality thread

>gym now uses microtransactions for smith machine
>run out of reps halfway through 315 press
>realize I forgot my bag of quarters at home
>ask a black man to swipe my card on the pad on the other side of the machine
>He does,as does he run out the gym with it
>no time for pain,only time for gains
>the tv screen delegated to this machine is all the way across the room
>no spotter,have to reach into pocket on side of smith machine
>holding 315 lb of death at bay while struggling to reach for the toy gun
>grab arcade gun,shoot (CONTINUE)
>card declined
>mfw

>get the rear axle and tires on my car replaced with detachable set of barbell w/ plates to roll on
>drive car into gym to pull my barbell into a squat rack
>I drove in using the wrong end of the car and now I can't turn around since the smith machine in in the way
my car is still back there, I had to walk to work today

you are weak

shut up, we're memeing

>board that actually tries to be productive
lol since when?

Kek

>go to gym
>give myself proteinshake enema in the gym shower
>use squatplug immedentaly to keep all the protein inside
>skateboardsquat lmao1plate on the curling bench
>gym staff informs me that i forgot to tighten the hand break
>have to pay 7gainz

mfw wife's son is using my squat rack right now

Holy shit you've reached cuck levels that I didn't think were even possible