Is Dark Souls the ultimate bulking game? Just grab a huge plate and eat everytime you die. Results guaranteed

Is Dark Souls the ultimate bulking game? Just grab a huge plate and eat everytime you die. Results guaranteed.

you wont be able to get out of the door bro

Nah Csgo is, eat whenever you die in competitive

I hate the "Dark Souls is the hardest game EVER!" meme. It's not even accurate.

Also you could just play any grand strategy game and eat all the time instead, without needing a silly reason to.

eh, git gud, stay small

When every other game nowadays is interactive movie-tier it's not far off.

The game is made to surprise you and make you die no matter how "good" you think you are.
Unless You were autistically farming souls or doing cheats to get to the highest level possible, and go a Str HP build you're going to randomly die eventually.
The game takes patience and most people don't have that.

I don't die excessively in the game but I do die when I don't want to.

Is estus good bulking food?

LE DARKSOULS IS HARD MAYMAY
PREPARE TO LE DIE
SO HARDCORE

Tfw bulking to Smough mode

Might as well post this

This thread is already better than 99% of the threads on /v/.. smdh

Won't work, I'm pretty gud

no it's not, not at all. There are several actually hard games out there.
Just because you die once or twice on a boss it doesn't make it an extremely hard game. Sure, you might die if you are completely oblivious and go to the wrong places, but that's about it. You're like my friend who complained Sen's was unfair when he tried to rush through it.

>tfw completed DS3 with a bow only naked playthrough

I had more issues with shit like Metal Gear Rising and Super Meat Boy.

that's easy mode, eat a spoonfull of peanut butter everytime someone says or writes cyka

Are you retarded? I never complained the game was hard. I was telling you that it takes a lot of patience and you're going to die randomly. Most people who are casual gamers view that as hard even when it isn't.

It isn't a game you breeze through that's for sure.

>die once or twice on a boss
Yeah Mr hotshot I'm sure you never die anywhere else

>completed with a bow and naked only playthrough
Had to re-read that.
Where's your naked and melee play through? Bows are the easiest to play with, even miracles, pyromancy and sorceries put you at more of a risk.

Or you can grow up and stop playing video games

Go back to your containment board

Megaman and the original Super Mario Bros. are harder than Dark Souls

t. beat dark souls over the summer, still haven't finished the other two

Return to /pol/ or /lgbt/ tranny . If someone earns money and wants to spend it on pokeman games for his Xbox he can.

>Bows are easiest to play with
Nigga try fighting the Four Kings with a longbow.

Tfw you realize the furtive pygmy is actually the original human that spread the dark soul across all other undeads

/v/ hates video games its like how Veeky Forums doesn't read

>Unless You were autistically farming souls

Only way for me to progress in this game is being way overleveled for the areas I'm in/bosses I fight.

Manchild detected

humanity at it's core is an abomination.

>he doesn't eat 3pl8

>implying a NEET tranny can talk down to anyone

If only one could eat fire.

Just sidestep or run past them.

Literally git gud man.

Alas, all one can do is spit hot fire.

>Dying in Dark Souls
Wew

>I have sophisticated taste in video games

>not doing a no pyromancy sl1 run

At least he has a girlfriend to take pictures of him

Me and my friends do the same thing but with alcohol instead of food

>pyromancy puts you at more of a risk
>pyromancy
Nigga you can two or three-shot most bosses with pyromancy

>pryomancy puts you at risk
do you even chaos bed vestiges bruh. one shot most of the enemies and invaders with that shit

DaS1 best DaS

ah yes i do enjoy the days when poise actually worked. fucking dark sword i swear to god

Actually forgot to turn my trip off from /plg/ but whatever.

I've been playing Das3 for the past few days and you still can't invade without it being a 1v3 ganksquad. I don't wanna duel nigga, I wanna invade and fuck up people's days and be a pain in the ass.

The invading changes kind of killed it for me, plus the PvE route is extremely linear. The zones themselves are really good and the bosses and music are GREAT but it is the same order every playthrough.

I thought it'd be really awesome to have a drinking game playing Dark Souls with friends. Every time you die you take a shot.

Then we all didn't end up dying till a few bosses in. Pretty shit would not recommend if you're any decent at games.

b8? thats his mom.

Its only "le hardest game ever xD" for fags who don't actually play it.

It's fun because it's unforgiving and fair, and challenging in a way that's different than usual RPGS like TES.

>implying gsgs are hard

Its easy to die if you don't take it seriously/do meme builds, dark souls drinking games are the most fun when you do absolutely retarded builds

>tfw Shrek build all strength and vigor, loincloth+masters attire+club only

This must be bait guys

>not playing with a full STR build
Magic is for casuals.

After about your third playthrough you dont die very ofton if you know how to dodge attacks, what to level up and where items are.

Not melee? Might as well be playing fucking spyro

Is op the ultimate faggot loser

>just finished ng++ solo on a 66str build
get on my level

I barely ever die in any dark souls game. Git gud skrub

>Black Iron Tarkus will never be your workout partner.

Dude could take on iron golem solo, you know his pr's must be beastly.

Old school PoE. Eat everytime you desync.

He's not called Black Iron Pumping Fuarkus for nothing.

>usual RPGs
>TES

No wonder you find DS so challenging.

>not Dark Swoles