What to do if your parents are gains goblins?

What to do if your parents are gains goblins?

>Won't let me sleep enough to recover normally(they go to sleep at like 11 pm and are up by 6 being loud AF, so even if I sleep at the same time as them it's not enough)

>Keep nagging me about getting a job and moving out and doing chores which further lowers my testosterone via cortisol

>Won't buy feed me decent food so I can't bulk nor cut properly

>Can't get gf because of their bullshit

Fuck man I know I'm a NEET but why do they have to be like this? I'm so jeally of other neets.

What do I do? I'm considering just taking what money I have and moving by myself to le big city and starting a new life but I have no job, no gf and no real skills.

How did Veeky Forumsbros deal with their gains goblins of a family?

>>Get a job.
>>Help your parents out with chores.
>>Learn to cook.
>>Buy your own food.
>>Go to sleep earlier.
>>Go socialize.
>>Learn to be a functioning adult.

>>>Get a job.
no jobs
>>>Help your parents out with chores.
they want me to take out the trash and vacuum
>>>Learn to cook.
i can;'t, they won't let me
>>>Buy your own food.
no money
>>>Go to sleep earlier.
can';t i have to study for my accounting exams
>>>Go socialize.
can't, no money for good clothes and i look bad because i can't afford roids or food

>can't, no, can't, no, can't

Keep making excuses. That just shows how much you really want to make it you shitlord.

Fuck this pasta.

nice explanation normalfag

there is no jobs here and i can't do any of this shit due to it.

your advice is fucking worthless.

give me good advice and i will actually follow it. But not this worthless shitposting

There is nothing you can do.
You're a little bitch who will make endless excuses. If you can't get a job you can't do anything, so just kill yourself.

you only need to fix one thing m80 and its your attitude

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Get a job you broke ass nigga

give me some fucking advice faggots

ACTUAL ADVICE. not cliche one-word answers you fags

I advise you to kill yourself.

Will Veeky Forums stop being full of newfags who reply to pasta?

wow good advice normie

when backed into a corner he can't even come up with anything

I'm sure there are enough hours in the day for you to study that you don't need to stay up late to study. Plenty of other people manage it.
Also, how are taking out the trash and vacuuming in any way arduous or stressful? Fuck me, you must have had a sheltered upbringing.

there are literally no jobs here

Kys with ur copy pasta, phaggot!

I just want some good advice for once.

Where is here? I'll give you a job.

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>college boy
>all I wanna do is lift and study
>that's not gonna work for dad
>have class at 12 next day, so having a workout at 11am(homegym master race)
>dad makes me go to sleep because he wants me to take me to work
>wake up at 7, work all the way till 12 in plumbing
>absolute shittiest job
>going from door to door in these sketchy appartments for inspections
>no one opens up because everyone there is either an illegal or a druggie
>4 hours of this
>go to school for 8 more hours after with smelly clothes(didn't have time for shower)
>didn't eat until I got home because want to save money
>mum asks me how work and college were
>"good haha it was fun"
it keeps happening over and over again. My dad tells me to do something and I cant refuse. I have no time to rest from workouts or eat anymore.

>Being upset you have a job that works with your school schedule
Literally kill yourself.

I don't understand this woman's appeal. She looks like a meth head and her ptosis bothers me.

I do not want to work. I never go out. I never eat anything but store bought food. Most of my school needs are paid for and I have plenty of money on my bank account. Why would i work if I can use that energy on working out and education?

Then stop asking for advice dumbass.

meth heads are hot

Not this one

I wasn't aware i'm on /adv/
I was only sharing my situation with having gain goblin parents.

No one cares about your copy pasta.

>copy pasta
Why would you post to this thread and complain about people sharing experiences about the topic?

I'm complaining about your shit copy pasta.

I didn't copy or paste that. I just wrote it and it happened yesterday.

Not those anons. But why no jobs? Where abouts do you live, user?

Please tell me you're not one of those faggots who refuses to get jobs that are "beneath" them.