enter gym

> enter gym
> OHHHH BABY I'M WORTH IT UH HUH I'M WORTH IT

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>Wake up early
>Check alarm clock
>4 am, fuark 2 hrs before alarm
>Whetevs, will get up and take muh scoops and drink muh shake
>Decide to go to gym early
>Pull up, trying to pump myself up mentally
>Put in the back of my mind 90s soft rock is always playing at my gym
>Whats this? New guys car is parked out front
>Was hired the other day
>Walk in to him sitting behind desk
>No music on yet...
>He gives me a wink whilst reaching for the stereo
>MASTER OF PUPPETS IS PULLING YOUR STRAAAANGSSSS!!!!

New guy is a breddy gud dood

is this pepe from that fucking gorillaz video from ~2005

fucking lol OP

>> OHHHH BABY I'M WORTHLESS UH HUH I'M WORTHLESS

Makes me want to listen to some GWAR tbqh

>he likes Metallica

hunmnmenmny WORK WORK WORK WORK mnhmhnmhn WORK WORK WORK WORK

I WANNA RUNAWAAAAAYYYY

CUZ YOUUouuOUU AND I I I I I

>Not liking Metallica pre Justice

I need SOMEone TO Lean ON

>liking thrash metal.

that's correct, I removed my skeleton because it was too spooky

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? *more trash justin

JUST

Actually, that's a photo of a skeleton entering inside an empty body

fugg

>enter gym
>mfw I hear "KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL"

he's got nice calves tho, he clearly squats.

>watch xfinity commercial
>dmx starts playing
Advertising has official hit it's peak.

>RUN RUN LOOOST BOOOYYSS
the fucking pure rage this shit fills me with actually helps me break prs

X delivers, brah

>walk into the gym
>coon tunes

>ALL WE NEED IS SOMEONE TO LEAN ON eeh uh eeh uh eeh uh eeh uh

Every fucking time

>AH YA YA YA YA
>I KEEP ON HOPPAN
>WE'LL EAT
>CAKE
>BY THE OCEAN

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME

I'VE TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR

>Walk into gym
>Work, work, work, work, work, work
He say me have to
Work, work, work, work, work, work!
>Mfw

ONE THING

Blurryface is a actually a decent album.

nice senpai

its a pretty good album though thats literally the worst song on the album not sure why it was a single.....

It's like official song of the NEET

That song is fucking trash.

The lazy entitled millennial anthem

Actually it's from Aqua

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOOOOOOOM

Fuck off oldfag. You're kind ruined this country

>enter gym
>DON'T LET ME DOWN DOWN DOWN
>I PROMISE TO BUILD A NEW WORLD WITH YOU IN THE MIDDLE
>THIS TIMEEEE THIS TIME I AIN'T GONNA RUN
>OU OU OU OH OH I'M FALLING SO I'M TAKING MY TIME ON MY RIDEEEEE
>SWEET SWEET LOVIN LOVIN ME
>BUT EVERYONE'S WATCHING HER, BUT HE'S LOOKING AT YOUU UH UH UH
>CMON LIFT ME WITH THE RIGHT RIGHT SONG, DA RIIIIGHT SOOONG

MEEEE AND YOUU
WE GOT SOME WORK TO DOOO

I fucking hate her voice too

I DONT KNOW WHY! IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

>I got that sunshine in my pocket
Got that good soul in my feet
I feel that hot blood in my body when it drops

>enter gym
>DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE
>RO RO FIGHT THE POWER
I hit a new bench PR that day

>enter gym
>STARING AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR GLASS
>HOPING ONE DAY YOU'LL MAKE A DREAM LAST

what? This did not happen.

>enter gym
>And I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had

HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE

U U U UuU

>Walk into gym
>"I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA"

Every fucking time.

topkek

>I need ya I need ya I need ya right now
>I need ya right now
>so don lehme don lehme donlehme down
>dun lehme doooOOwwwn down down
>*millenial trap trumpet sound*

>pronouncing "Ibitha" as "Ibiza"
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Same at mine, luckily it's being overshadowed by loud grunts.

Welcome to a first world country

>THIS ENTIRE THREAD
>NOT PUTTING YOUR OWN HEADPHONES/ EARPHONES ON
>NOT LISTENING TO THE MUSIC YOU LIKE
My playlist is all Kanye West music

>DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME DOWN

Dont let me down getting a lot of h8

here listen to this top tier track to take your mind of
youtube.com/watch?v=qMH0Xglh7GA

> Playing Magic. It's like you don't even want to make it

youtube.com/watch?v=qPZ6CXuiHdQ

Ultimate lifting song

>"PLANETSSSSS COLLLIDDDEEEEEEE"

>walk into gym
I NEED YOUR LOVE I NEED YOUR SMILE WHEN EVERYTHING IS WRONG YOU MAKE IT RIGHT

REEEEEE I DONT WANNA FEEL WHILE IM LIFTING

>you know i've got MUNKNEE ON MY MIND MUNKNEE ON MY MIND

His voice his ear piercingly disgusting, can't believe there are people who willingly listen to this

fuck i hate that song

it isn't musical or rythmic

>enter gym
>SOON I'LL BE 60 YEARS OLD

This fuckin song ruined my lifts during summer '14. Depressing Irish drivel.

>Walk into the gym
>Powerlifters doing leg day

>Bubble yum bum

>mfw trying not to mire too hard

>that guy who wears headphones at the gym.

>Small gym know the owners
>Night time no ones there
>Put on Kesha or Tay tay

>I ate cho mama! I ate cho mama! I ate cho mama! I ate cho mama!

>...singing
>Yoooouuuu aaaaaare
>YoooOOooouu aaare

Who the fuck even walks on a treadmill to Coldplay? That shit damn near puts me to sleep just thinking about it.

LMAO do you go to gay gyms? I bet you workout doing zumba

>6am
>decide to go to gym early
>4am
>enter gym
aaaaaaveeee maaa
>reeeeee
aaaa

fuckin schubert mang

i unironically like this song

Oooooooooh, aaaaaaah
Oooooooooh, aaaaaaah
Oooooooooh, aaaaaaah

>enter gym
>MANN GEGEN MANN

>following this meme
>not admitting Black Album is 9/10
>not admitting Load is elite

Based

>mfw gym plays whatever the AM regulars want to hear

>we are all metalheads

>THUNDER, RAIN, AND LIGHTNING

Makin me wanna play sonic

>DEE JAY TURN IT UP-UP-UP-UP-UP
>TONIGHT WERE GOING HAR-HAR-HAR-HAR-HAR-HARD

there is nothing on the face of the earth more cancerous than this song

>enter gym
>STANDING HERE I REALISE

fuark the MGR soundtrack is GOAT lifting music
thx for the reminder

>pic related gives me ear cancer every time i hear it

>revealing your powerlevel in the gym

user don't, no matter how good it is, vidya and chinese music is a nono in public

>Black Album is 9/10
Stop posting, Lars.
It's ok if you go to Youtube and listen to it at 1.25 speed.

>recognizing an out of context pic from a game
>not playing it
pick one

>he doesn't blast weebshit as loud as possible

Never gonna make it, kohai.

I would prefer if the staff didn't tell me to stop blasting 'that teletubby shit' by threatening to throw me out

What if you [spoiler]use headphones playing your musical at a healthy volume based on the sound environment?[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Yes I'm aware spoilers don't work on Veeky Forums.[/spoiler]

m8, I've got monster calves and have squatted ONCE

>Walk in gym
>STANDING HERE I REALIZE

That's weird, I think I find Calvin's mom attractive. What the hell is wrong with me?

fuck this song

>Walk into gym
>Retrowave is playing

Literally nothing.

>walk into gym
>ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

>Walk in the gym
>I CAN'T FEEL THE WAY I DID BEFORE, DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME, I WON'T BE IGNOOOOORED!

That's actually not too bad

...

the commercial gym I go to has the same 5 ghetto pop songs on loop 24/7 how can anyone workout without headphones with this shit playing

>enter gym
>load up the bar to do some military presses
>it ain't me starts playing

>goosestep into gym
>"With the bite of the teeth of the ring on my finger, I'm bound to your bedside, your eulogy singer."
>think its strange that they are playing some gay music today
>take pre-workout shit
>"All I want for Christmas is no feelings, no feelings now or ever again!"
>ruining my 5x3 shit+Veeky Forums supersetting
>come out of gym ready to roll
>"I'm the only one left. The storm, took them all, He managed as he tried to stand. The tears ran down his face. Please, it's cold"
>load up lmao8pl8 lowbar squat
>(unrack, ]