Seriously how do I get to CHAD GOD MODE?

Seriously how do I get to CHAD GOD MODE?

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mewing + tren

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Roid

Doing that natty would take years

Steroids, unnatural body position, photoshop

dude far left legit looks like those knock off, parody scream masks.

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>workout 7 days a weak
>no rest
>chest and abs
>arms and back
>legs and abs w/light cardio
>rinse and repeat
>four+ meals a day
>find a plant based protein powder(whey ads bloat and can fuck up your guts with too many scoops a day)
>three scoops a day and the rest of your protein is from food
>whole wheat bread and pasta only
>green vegetables only(especially leafy ones)
>feel like taking a rest day? Fuck you. Drive to the gym bitch. You're already there, might as well workout
>get 6 hours of sleep, bare minimum
>stop watching porn, playing vidya, and watching TV late at night
>stop shit posting late at night
>sleep bitch
>also, vitamin d3
>lift
>check results every 30 days

>B-but over training
How does it feel being a candy ass?

Top broscience.

The ultimate Chad

I'm gonna try this shit, fan.

Training 7 days a week is retarded, specially if you're not taking gear.

But hey if you have nothing better to do with your time go for it.

Eat pizza and take snapchat girls shirtless selfies you took in the mirror

Sorry bro but Chad mode is not a body but a personality trait that you clearly don't have. If you acted like Chad, you would eventually become a Chad but instead you act like a beta cuck always having excuses for why you aren't where you should be. Pro tip: the problem isn't everyone else. It's not the girls. It's not the alphas taking your girls. It's not even the way you look. It's just... you. You are the problem. You always have been and you will continue to be. You have an opportunity, today, right now, go out and observe the Chad's. What are they doing, how are they acting? Emulate that. Fake it, for fucks sake. Do some research on how to be assertive, how to not care what you look like, how to be free from the crippling fear of others judgments. One day, some random person who doesn't know you, doesn't have any preconceived notions of you from your past life may, just MAY believe that you are the Chad. That is when you have into Chad mode. No one is born a Chad but rather becomes a Chad after deliberate purposeful actions. Go now

>that face
>chad
pick one

why do i keep seeing pics of wyatt and his brother on Veeky Forums? his name isn't chad

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Jeff is the new Chad

Look up gayface in the dictionary and you get that gif. He will literally never be a chad.

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>training 7 days a week without steroids

This post right here pretty much sums up that 99% of the shit posted on this board is either trolls or genuine newfags who have no idea what they're talking about.

pls go

lots and lots of photoshop and airbrushing

As others have said, you're either born a chad or you inject testosterone.
Your other option is to "fake it"

>collegehumor

>amazing body
>skelly
>at least 14% bf
>shit hairline
>looks only 6', lmao at the manlet

b8 harder next time

>oh and supplement with test, tren, clen starting at exaclty 7th of april and have naturally good FHF

Are you going to let human limitations stop you? Stop being a bitch. Don't let your mortal coil prevent you from reach the height of godhood, unless you wanna be a faggot.

They're ok

The first post filled with exaggeration wasn't funny. The second one isn't either.

The guy on the right looks like an ultra faggot
The guy on the left just slightly
the guy in the middle is an actual alpha
t. knower