It doesn't matter what I do, no hot girl wants to even be near me.
>first day of classes
>get there early to find a seat
>nobody knows another
>girls come in
>sit next to Chad
>sit next to nerdy beta guy
>empty seats around me
>hear everyone introducing themselves
>try to rationalize that I'm just in a shitty seat angle and nobody else would want to be there
>no hot girl
Try no females at all. Anyway,
Happens to me too. Once others somehow get to know me, they tell me that I have a bad case of resting bitch face and that I look like a terrorist and I'm a really nice guy but I don't look the part.
w/e
>on tube sitting down
>starts to get busy, people fill remaining seats
>seats next to me empty, people still choose to stand
>die inside
haven't had sex for so long it feels like i'm a virgin again.
when i think about my dick going into a warm pussy i'm using my imagination again as the memories have become too faded.
...
>be with oneitis
>wake up
>tfw this exact thing has happened to me dozens of times
Maybe I have resting bitch face
I don't know, it hurt every time
Are you guys huge roiders? Because that scares normal people.
I had the same feel until i went to an escort girl the last month. I hope I will get a nice warm tight pussy this year
I don't roid ;_;
Probably just ugly
had my first intro day for CS today.
Literally one girl in class and 80% of the guys are autists
> You'll never make her get excited and write down "date with user" on calendar while thinking about you all night
> That incredible smile will never be for you
> She'll never hear you knocking at the front door and coming rushing over to answer it, stopping quickly by the hallway mirror to double-check that her hair is set perfectly in the pony-tail she knows you love
> She will never hang out with you after a tired, stressful day that made her sad and just hug you and put her face in between your arm and chest and breathe deeply and fall asleep on the bed (this is all before you guys are officially dating and are still friends) and then she wakes up an hour later groggy eyed and looks up at you deeply in your eyes and she says "user, I really like you" and you swallow in your dry throat and choke out "I really like you too" and she moves up your body to face level and you two finally kiss deeply and she drifts back to sleep again but this time with her face in your neck and you hear her mutter "I love you user, I always have...." and your eyes get all wet but you hold back tears because you don't want her to know how much this means to you.
> You'll never be able to give your life to someone who could take advantage of your opportunities
> You'll never get the chance to show someone how much you want to give, even if you don't know how to receive
> You'll never pleasantly surprise someone who initially underestimated you or wrote you off
> You'll never be able to speak without feeling like you're just bothering someone
> You'll never understand what it feels like for someone to want you to come somewhere, to have someone be content or cheered by just your presence
> You'll never make someone happy
> You'll never know what it's like to have someone really value you. To love you. Someone to worry about you when you are late coming home from work or the grocery store.
HNNNNNNNNNNG PLEASE STOP
Femanon here
You do realize girls are people right? We feel the same way when we aren't given attention to.
Girls are scary
>girls
>when we aren't given attention
Nope.
FUCKING ROASTIEEES
gets worse as you progress. I have one girl out of three CS classes and she looks like a dyke. Plus most of the guys are socially awkward reddit tier autists.
What I mean is we also feel ugly and insecure when guys ignore us
>wanting someone to sit next to you on the bus
I hated everyday going to my cs classes
But do you not get the difference of you being able to pull a guy and a guy being able to pull a girl? You just need to dress and act like a normal human being, while guys have to do the rest of the work.
> thinking tube means bus
> TFW I have a qt GF, but never stop thinking of my oneitis.
>professor tells us to form groups of five
>all the girls ignore me and go with other guys
Is it because I put on my Vegeta face (pic related) all the time?
Move seats, bud.
I did the oddest thing the other day. I was applying to a grocery store, and on my way out after I turned in my application I saw an employee on his break.
I just walked up to him. Said "hey man", and asked him a few questions about the store. I then moved on to introducing myself, he reciprocated, and then we talked about personal stuff. How long we'd lived here (I just moved here) and other shit. It turns out we both have a lot in common. He has better taste in total war games (his favorite is Rome, mine is shogun 2). Now I've got a job there and ought see him at work. We got each other's numbers and just text occasionally.
It's different from texting a girl by a lot though. It's like a few messages a day. Men socialize better in person.
Give it a try. Offer your number, don't ask for theirs. They'll confirm the number if they actually care. Read the Dale Carnegie book. It's an easy, fun read, and it's actually really easy to apply in daily situations without being awkward, or having to read the whole thing first.
Speaking about introducing yourself. Do you guys include lifting as a hobby when asked what your hobbies are? And what should you say if you do without looking like a total musclehead?
>Dale Carnegie book
Which one of his 5 million books?
no. my image speaks for itself.
>mfw you think you look like vegeta but in reality you just look like a grumpy little autist
i used to think this was sad
now im a misogynist
>tfw hate jacking off because of this
>tfw non qt girl asks to sit w/ her on bus and i say no
How to win friends and influence people. I didn't know about the others.
>a womyn
get out
18 years virgin before i accepted it and now strive to keep it because you are paasites
>tfw 8 inch cock
>tfw chiseled upper body
>tfw brown tan
>tfw called an 8
Are there societies at your uni? I made most of my friends through societies I joined, anything from academic ones such as languages and history, to societies based around football (soccer) and sports. My uni had societies for pretty much anything, there was Harry Potter Soc, Real Ale Society, Hiking Society etc.
I really recommend that you do this if you have the chance!
>Vegeta (ベジータ, Bejīta) is the prince of the fallen Saiyan race
>Height 5'6" (165 cm)
Yes user, your Vegeta "face".
There's just one that's really relevant
You got trips; you'll make it breh.
he wont
true enlightenment is acceptance and not wanting the unattainable
women are just a meme
>girlfriend of nearly 3 years broke up with me last Thursday
>we have break-up sex
>be sad, go out with friends on Saturday
>go home with girl, she sucks me off and I go down on her, couldnt fuck her because no condoms
>sunday ex comes to pick some shit up, we have sex again, agree that we're gonna be fwb from now on
>meanwhile I'm trying some game on Tinder but I suck at it
>still it allows me to have some stupid conversation and say some stupid shit to girls
I dont know what the fuck happened, but I think I made it guys.
>tfw you fall for the qt petite anti-social girl in freshman year, in every way she's the materialization of the qt in your dreams
>manage to gain her trust and go out with her a few times
>when you make a move on her you realize she's not just a shy sad grill, but has severe issues and throws a tard fit at you
How did you break up f.am?
this
look up aposematism
also, anti-pack behavior is bad in women. its a sign they are malfunctioning, stay away