Veeky Forums humor

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Hey Veeky Forums, I'm enrolling for second year at uni, and I have an option to include a preferred name... Trips decides what my preferred name is. It has to be a little subtle, no retarded shit.

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obviously doublemint dave

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If dubs, I'll go as Doublemint Dave.

scoob

My favorite thing about fit is telling people they are an idiot for posting on an (insert country/ethnicity) (insert noun) board
I never see the same ones either
Why are you asking questions on a Mongolian glassblowing board
Taiwaneese finger painting board
Etc
Only decent thing fit has going for it, otherwise fit is shit right now

someone post all the comics

Natt T. Gainz

check em'

then why are you posting on a Cambodian basket weaving board?

KEK

This is the best one ever

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dubs, do it m8

>"that's alright, it happens"
>Tells him to leave
Female logic at it's best

I said trips, but if I don't get any I'll do it.

I also have a list of titles to pick from.

Right Honorable Myron Gaines

alternatively, Major Myron Gaines

rolling for Major Myron Gaines

Maj. Gen. Myron Majawgaines

Myron Gaines. Yes, this.

The GOOSE is LOOSE and eating PIZZA while you squat for STACY

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dub dubs for Major Myron Gaines

lmfao

Ayyy u Wana fuk

Anyone have the greentext by the guy who had a rat living inside his oven? Not sure if it was even fit related

not a greentext, but is it this one?

What the fuck in free pizza Friday?

Tren

>social outcast turned Veeky Forums
>pretty joocy now
>get out of relationship that lasted from ages 18-22
>turn on tindr
>chick first day wants to meet up to fuck
>so nervous when she comes over
>turn on netflix
>sit through 3 full episodes of xfiles
>shes giving every window in the book
>finally just maul her
>fuck her, she instanly starts screaming REALLY LOUD
>am actually seriously startled by how she screamed
>picked her up and bounced her on my cock
>such intense cardio made my go limp dick
>literally go
>"dicks limp, hold up" and turn on xfiles and keep watching
>shes sitting there confused

>half way through second episode I fuck her again
>near cumming
>notice cutting scars all around her legs and arms now
>start thinking about how Im sexually wrecking a girl with deep psychological issues
>get limp again
>ended up buying her breakfast and banged her in a car

can somebody post the "complex algorithms" thing?

Planet fitness scheme to keep you fat so you keep coming back to give membership shekels.

it has its benefits. see

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Rick Piano

Rolling for Natt T. Gaines

>dicks limp hold up

Baby.=

This image is how I work my obliques, cause I laugh so damn hard no matter how much it's reposted

Major Baby Dick

test e, not even once

Can someone remind me this guy's name? I want to see more of anything else he makes

Every comic is signed. Look for it.

Rabbi Echoberg

Essas Gomad

OC from a few hours ago

He broke the spell.
>"Damn babe you made me cum already. Your turn"
Go down on her because no black guy does that. After 10-15 minutes be hard again then get twerking on your dick.

Here you go, friend

m.imgur.com/a/ubh0N

Lo Licon

No mans sky creature generator

Myron Gaines

This was the first thing I ever saw in a YLYL thread. I have NEVER gotten why it's supposed to be funny.

You know other boards to this too, right?

Myron N. Ghaenes

That joke has been made 1000 times before today

Hugh Woatmeigh

The woman with the shake weights kills me in each of these

kek

Blacka Dapter

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i never understood this joke,

I'm fucking Zyzz brah

Why why why why why why why why why why why why why

why are you talking shit on a cambodian breakdancing board!?

Fuuuarrrk

kekd

I kek evry tiem