How to look like an executive

>weekly manicures
>weekly haircuts
>wear clean clothes
>wear only tailored garments
>weekly microdermabrasions
>weekly facials
>moisturize and use sunscreen
>TRT
>monthly stem cell treatments

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There's that route then there's this

>oversized cargo shorts
>white Nike dad shoes/flip flops
>old t-shirt
>hat

This is the rich boomer uniform for most places in the USA outside of major cities.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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>>weekly facials
kek

Michael Burry is autistic though

why would one do that?

How to laugh like a billionaire

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so he fits right in here then

nice quints btw

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Holy shit I didn't know money skelly was so unbelievably autistic

Also why does he have an American accent

What if you're a guy?

kek

I'd rather throw my money down the toilet than look like some insecure faggot.

hes an autistic number cruncher with a lot of personal wealth so it doesnt matter i guess

It's a Canadian accent.

Tailored, high quality suits make all the difference. Srs

>oversized cargo shorts
>white Nike dad shoes/flip flops
>old t-shirt
>hat
Comfy af, dude. Can confirm. Also worn by poor people like myself, though, so you can't necessarily tell by the outfit.

>burning money to impress pussy when you could just make more money to impress pussy

How to look like a faggot*

There, FTFY