How the fuck do I learn how to dance, Veeky Forums?

How the fuck do I learn how to dance, Veeky Forums?

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Move hips

Step 1: Don't be white.

Seeing as how that's like 95% of the board I really see no reason to cover the other steps.

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>tfw at concert
>everyone there raising their hands and moving to the music
>i'm just standing there, nodding my head a little
>people sing out loud with the lyrics
>i'm self conscious of my voice and don't think i'm loud enough

what do?

same thing happened at a nightclub i went to, i don't know how to dance, and don't want to sing along

>play just dance
>take those moves to the club
>???
youtube.com/watch?v=HwGa1oE4NUw

>You'll never be on BBUK

Drink. Two shots and a beer should do it.

are you a 90 pound girl

in fact I'm pretty sure I know 90 pound girls that need more than that

That seems overly feminine and flashy tbqh

the toppest of keks

Need more than that to.... get drunk? He was talking about gaining more confidence.
Don't need to be drunk for that.
I get a lot more talkative after 3-4 beers but don't get drunk until I drink 10-15 more.

Idk man a few weeks ago I suddenly unlocked hip movement and a lot of girls and some fags went nuts over it.
I now just dance like that all the time. Still feel like it's not how a dude is supposed to dance but I get a lot of positive reactions so whatever.

Bob your knees while doing reload animations from your favorite first person shooter.

do mdma a few times at music events

Just copy what you do when your high, but without chewing your face off

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BOIPUSSY

Use Youtube faggot, if this little girl can do it so can you

youtube.com/watch?v=OgzdDp5qfdI

I was just considering making a dance thread

uni is starting again soon and i've suddenly realised i've wasted countless hours exercising to improve my body but it's going to count for nothing if i look like an autist on the dance floor

youtube.com/watch?v=pC2WRO3elVM

this is what i found when i searched for best male dancers, i'll never make it at this rate

>2016
>doing anything but mimicking the reloading animations of your favorite vidya on the dance floor

listen to phil collins

fuck i forgot how hot shakira used to be

why the fuck do they dress this euphoric?

Anyone have good dancing music

Wtf is this

Bumping for interest