Northern Europe never had a civ-

what game?

It isn’t a game. It’s a 3D reconstruction of Parisii. (Celtic Paris)

youtu.be/-64kHmCJGMA

They’re not mud huts.

*Sacks Rome*

ayo hol' up so you be sayin' we wuz ancient romans n shiet

Your loss

Yeah, since we conquered you fuckers, we get to write your history. Just like what you did to us.

That looks like the house of a wealthy family. Most Romans lived in cramped apartment buildings.

*becomes christian*
*tries to be a med*
*speaks latin*

just fuck my shit up, Halfdan

>we

Don’t act like the Romans didn’t copied from other cultures

Oh and btw, the Roman legionary helmet was inspired by a Gallic design.

It's because Romans are southern celts, not frostbitten g*rmanics

Don't act like Romans just appeared out of nowhere and weren't Hellenic settlers, the torchbearers of their own values.

You can't LARP as something that you already are

Better than waking up with frostbite desu.
Insulaes were decent to live in

WE WUZ TROJANS

Literally Africa-tier

so you were like Greeks in 5000 bc?

OOOGA BOOGA WHERE DA ROMAN WIMMEN AT

except this place existed

ethnically, yes. You daft fool. Italia was a Greek settlement, just like Massilia.

Howdy, fellow Romans!

No, fuck you, you retarded fuck

Let me guess “WE WUZ TROJIANS”

You do realize that Celtic dwelling has their own fire place, right?

Except that Celtic Oppida were much larger.

0/10

There’s nothing wrong with enjoying the spoils of victory.

Not really

Yes there is, if you're not a force for civilization and decency in this world, then you're no better than a jew.

Greece, 2500 bc

>replying twice
Romans were Hellens (Greeks) and southern celts (Etruscans), AKA Latins, the ultimate combo.

Which one are you referring to?

You can’t apply your 21st century morality on people who lived 2400 years ago.

What is that supposed to be?

>>replying twice

It's called "two posters" you moron.

>Romans were Hellens (Greeks) and southern celts (Etruscans), AKA Latins, the ultimate combo.
You hooked that other dope so I guess I can't give you a 0/10 again, but this is some very weak bait.

ayye cmon mane jus letta snownigga fucc aight

No, they weren't, you retarded fuck.

Latin and Greek are two different branches of the Indoeuropean family, which diverged thousands of years before Rome was even created

Etruscan and Celt aren't even in the same language family, the latter being Indoeuropean and the former being from an isolate language family

Now fuck off, you are polluting this discussion with your obtuseness and will to stay ignorant

>You can’t apply your 21st century morality on people who lived 2400 years ago.

Yes you can. Why shouldn't you be able to?

puts on pants

SO HOL UP HOL UP

sacks Rome

SO U BE SAYIN

assimilates into a superior culture

SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN

fails to produce any literature

AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN

looks in awe at a stone wall

U BE SAYIN

worships a parasitic plant

HOL UP HOL UP

puts gay wings on his helmet

AYYOO U BE SAYIN

makes a big hill to bury his chieftain in

SO U BE SAYIN

follows his chieftain into death

HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN

gets hired as a mercenary

WE WUZ

smears butter into his hair

FINNA WE WUZ

puts a giant ring around his neck

AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ

sacrifices humans

SO WE WUZ

invests all his energy into making snazzier swords

HIGH CULTURE N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rape_of_the_Sabine_Women

are from two different branches*

It's a city, Poliochni

>muslim
>would prefer to live in a northern european city
Checks out

>you are wrong because I said so, however, I will not explicitly refute you

Trypillian culture 4000BC

Still neolithic stock from the Aegean,

literally a bunch of houses nothing else. Sorry

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oppidum

Actually all Europeans have ancestral roots to the tryipillian culture.

I phrased that wrong. It is wrong to say Latins were merely Greek/Etruscan. What I meant was that Latins were highly influenced by a Greek cultural and ethnic contribution which started in the 8th century BC, so they're not LARPing as Greeks.

Iberian castros were the comfiest historical settlements.

Latins are racially related to Celts, Greek influence is strong but so is Etruscan and Roman culture is by no means just Greek culture with the names filed off.

They kinda look like early Nuragic ones

During that time period, the Tang Dynasty's imperial palace alone was over 10 times the size of that town.

People with a gigantic river, incredible climate were slihtly ahead socially wise xD

(under a horrible dictatorship and squallid living standards)

Celtoi might not have been the top socially but militarily they were superior to chinese, cut and slash swords while Chinese still had toothpicks in the late bronze age

Seems comfy and good to defend but probably annoying as I reckon their farms were quite far away from the settlements