You guys ever show your gains off on omegle?

you guys ever show your gains off on omegle?

haha you think i actually do any of the shit i say on Veeky Forums

>omegle
never gunna make it

>thisthreadagain.bat

I use to go on omegle all the time, trying to get mired, despite being like 18% bodyfat. I didn't get mired at all by white women. But anytime I came across asian women I'd get mired like crazy.

One time there was a group of south east asian looking women, there was like literally 5 women huddled around the computer, and all of them were mirin as if I was zyzz or something.

Really crazy the difference between white women and asians women in terms of mirin. White women just seem turned off by me, I can't figure it out.

What gains?

Actually i did for the first time yesterday. Bunch of dudes wanted to see my dick and ass but girls all disconnected immediatly.

God is cruel

Love omegle. Started using it instead of porn tbqh senpai. I have a big ass and a decent core but fuck just my ass alone gets a ton of mires from girls. If youre good with your words and know how to steer the conversation just right you can get a mutual masturbation session. Takes me less than 1hour to get a win (then again I already have a routine).

I think i'm burnin' 1000 kcal/min from laughing so hard.

I don't know why it's so goddamn funny.

Post routine pls

Just one time I found a pretty girl masturbating on omegle. I had my body showing and my face out of frame, dick spread eagle sitting in a chair. She said "hot" and "Show face" which I didn't do but she moved her cam to show her pussy it was crazy dude, but I was on noporn and felt guilty looking at internet womens so I disconnected then came. It was beta but if it happened today boy things would be different. anyway it never happened again and now I only see cocks

I show videos of me squating but girls don't seem to care at all, fucking whores don't mire my functional strength

Dont feel like typing everything out right now. But if you got certain problems I can help.

There are actually girls on omegle? I thought it was just fat dudes jerking off

so guys can jack off to me? yea Veeky Forums would want that.

>mfw went on omegle to try the mutual masturbation shit with a girl
>had shitty webcam attached into shitty laptop
>couldn't get good angle, high risk of showing face
>had to use top down angle, if you've used this angle before, you should know it isn't too flattering on a dick
>dick wouldn't get hard anyways, stage fright plus retarded angle, no comfort
>ended up showing what looked like a micro flaccid dick to people on omegle
>mfw laughing every time they saw my tiny dick

one time I went on there full nude w/ face showing

for a while I just jerked off and mostly guys wanted to watch or jerk together, I'd entertain them for a few seconds or whatever and then move on.. it felt slightly homo but idc

most girls clicked straight past me

one girl offered to cum together if I had a mic but I didn't, and it felt kind of like she was just gonna give me a pity fap anyways, so that wouldn't have been any more fulfilling than paying for something

then I met a really cute girl who laughed at me and asked why I was jerking off on a webcam and then we talked for like 12 hours straight and it was one of the coolest things I've ever done.. I did a bunch of silly stuff to entertain her like painting my nipples red. She didn't go nude but I did get her to rub her clothed tits and show bra, and that was satisfying

that was well before I started getting any kind of Veeky Forums but that night was a turning point in my life that definitely got me a step closer

My boi kegan does

my buddy wore a luchador mask when he camfapped

>Be me on omegle
>Dicks dicks everywhere
>Finally connect with a sexy Mexican chick
>We start playing with ourselves for each other
>Her camera starts lagging like crazy
>No I'm bout to finish
>Pops back in and then goes black
>Spend next two hours seeing mostly dicks and a few chicks who click right past me
>Old lady like mid 60's comes up
>End up cumming for this old chubby women

I havent been back since.

Sometimes i do it

But most girls skip you

Had just two realy good fap sessions with girls mirin me and my dick. Asians are good, they normally want to see your dick but skip if you start to fap or to ask for help.

I wonder how sad must you be to do something like this.