Meanwhile on the Zimbabwe Stock Exchange

me sell 2 GOAT
8 GRAIN of rice

any1 trade??

dump chicken

how do I invest in this emerging economy?

sell your mud huts now, housing market collapse soon ooga booga

Chicken already below ICO!!!

TA showing strong goat formation. Sell all livestock now.

Hyperinflation must be great for taxes though. Made $100 in foreign gains last week? No problem, your salary just increased 1000x to compensate.

>GOAT at ATH bull run continues
>all other livestock down

>mfw cashed out livestock to go all in on GOAT

bow to king goat

>co-worker tells me huge bull run is inc
>get trampled

Sic EVE theme.

ok that one fucking got me

god damn why are you /pol/fags so funny. i hate you but i love you too

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you white? I heard they looking for farmers after they genocided the last bunch.

have a COMP

Even better COMP

All these new shitorganisms make me confuse.
We all know RAT is king and will always be king. All in on RAT and then hodl.

This thread lmao

WHY DO SPIDERS KEEP GOING DOWN AAAAAHHHH

The tech is fucking PHENOMINAL and they have an ACTUAL USE CASE but NOBODY IS FUCKING BUYING AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SOMEONE FUCKING BUY MY SPIDERS

Meanwhile people are getting rich as fuck in Zimbabwe

>that spread
>that volume

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>its going to rain next week. short the housing market.

Top kek

WE IZ THE ROCKMARINES

just lost my shit in a quiet tutorial

lmao

Best of biz material. Saved it

Long mosquitoes, short agriculture

ill buy your goat.
ill sell you my third daughter... she has the HIV thou ... AS IS .

dead goat bounce .... sell, sell, sell.

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ahhh get it they'll collapse because they're made of mud. funnnny

> he doesn't buy starving children
> doesn't know about partnership with UNICEF
It's as if you Niggas hate money.

Wey paper you red to get smart smart?

we are short on food supplies

Dump chicken?
>It's like you hate money.

Armadillo got a huge update and is now rebranded as Sandshrew
. Moon incoming.
Only at 0.0013 goats
BUY BUY BUY

maybe soon sandshrew be big enough to replace donkey? Go long

> rain season earlier this year
> short water on margin
See you on the moon driving my Lada Niva, cucks.

Bruddas, it be a bear market today

> tfw invest in AIDS
> tfw AIDS cap is 1bln ppl
> tfw you receive red cross money for AIDS purposes
AIDS is the new SLAVE
Go all in on it

> co-worker tells me we are going into a bull market
> buy bull

>supreme dictator obongo has a divine relevation
>[insert random ethnic group here] must be driven from their lands
>gubmint seizes their farms
>receive call from the supreme dictator
>'activate it'
>open 1000x leverage 9999999MM Zimbabwean Dollar short on corn futures
>brokers unable to pay out
>supreme dictator sends the cracker crusher liberation army to force payment
>send supreme dictator his 50% cut
>supreme dictator receives millions of dollars in aid as country starves
>aid money is distributed to the elites (me included)
>funnel all my money into a cayman islands shell bank
>send my kids to nog up white countries
How can poor crackers even compete?

>IT'S DUMPING
>get shit all over my sandals

That's a pangolin my dude

>huge sell wall on krill
Are whales accumulating? Buy signal?

>the chicken run inbound
It's like you don't want to eat

>be treebooga
>me collect berry everyday
>want trade berry for chief daughter
>chief tell me need two pot berry
>finish one pot berry
>Funny nose man come to village
>tell me he double berry pot if I give him
>me feel happy think about chief daughter
>give funny nose man berry pot
>funny nose man run away make silly noise
>see funny nose man with chief daughter
>no berry pot and no ooga in booga
>mfw

Why all female simple? Me hate all female.

Underrated

nice

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That's cuz you're a fucking berrypicker

>try to pump & dump
>no working pump

Cocoa plantion just got a new shipment of children! Buy!

lel

>another thread where poltards come and feel good after they sold at a loss

>another thread where redditors with no sense of humor feel the need to express their grief

>another thread full of faggots

Alas, another thread

>dude /pol/ amiright?
no

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Fuck off back to /pol/

Biz is united with a common goal.
The acquisition of wealth.

This goal is available to every human to commit themselves to achieve, the goal of self improvement of ones life situation

Like I said

Please fuck off back to /pol/ and stay there

>incoming bear market trend in farming
>short everything
>foreign aid

RAT going to moon.

nigger shut the fuck up

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>dis woman wan help you do safe sex

the fuck is wrong with you?

Dump white people, short the market, easy profits.

White power, faggot.

>goal is available to every human to commit themselves to achieve
Agreed, but whites are the only humans.

>nigger detected

I can't believe this thread is still alive

>Biz
>reddit spacing
>the absolute state of >kangz

>dump chicken