What kind of person are you my fellow Veeky Forumsizen?

This

That's regressive tho

>you will never be a Veeky Forums knight fighting for and defending a qt pure virgin princess against mongrel hordes

Bull fucking shit picture. I'm my own goddamned Knight. A good man is my accessory in battle, not the main event. That pic makes me gag. Mentality like that is why there's so many girls with princess complexes. And no, it is not your job to "save" them.

*tips fedora*

Not if you plan on fucking better bitches, and hopefully find a better wife fitted to make better offsprings

was 1, but all ive ever looked for was 2

>finding a wife trough Tinder and the clubs

Nigga what?

No, through daygame

Reported for off topic.

Nigger, you don't find a wife by fucking girls.

is there anything more glorious than an armored knight?

An armored woman

Blue pilled as fuck.

>he still thinks women can love you

tfw you won't ever be together
all i want is you
p-please be mine

i wouldn't actually admit it irl

Reported for angry /r9k/ shitpost.

>tfw

butt-blasted female

I'm a girl you moron. Your crappy memes don't apply. Reporting you as well

Kek she probably likes to get gangbanged by the tyrone horde and have their spunk smeared all over her face. While you just sit there in the beta friendzone where you are not considered even in the slightest bit sexual to her. She dreams of marrying chad princes and likes being daquan and his homies whore, and you are forever alone. Any time you try and make a move on her she laughs and says she loves you, but not in that way.
YourLife.jpg

An armored knight with a huge shield.

Then explain this post
If that's a "butt blasted" (lol what?) Female, why is that user going on about r9k?

you pretty much gotta be 1 to ever get to be 2 anyway

what about an armored drawing?

A bulldyke who belongs on /r9k/.

This without the sex

user.you have issues. You're just going to end up.playing into some dumb "princess" bitches victim complex until.she's exhausted her use for you. Sane females can handle taking care of themselves and don't need a "knight' to come save them. And strong men are attracted.to other strong women. Having some obsession with a damsel.in distress is probably you trying to feel "extra manly" because you're insecure as fuck about being a pathetic excuse of a man

>tfw youve already been 1 and now all you can think about is 2
3 years ago I'd have never considered settling down, now it's all I can think of. Unfortunately it probably won't happen for a long time. I'm going to end up moving every 2 to 3 years for the next 10 years for school and by then I'll be in my 30s

Sidenote: I purpose try to dress like a "bulldyke" so I don't have to deal with so many males perving on me on the bike trail and such. Still doesn't work that well and can't help but get perved on. I wish I could pull off the "bulldyke" look, but I'm apparently too feminine to hide as one.

R u me

Ok

I'm definitely a 2.

One night stands are pretty boring. I've not had loads but I've had enough to know it's not really for me. Personally, sex with someone the first time is usually kinda disappointing and as we get more comfortable around each other it gets a lot better.

I think relationships get a bad wrap because so many people settle for people who aren't right for them. Finding the right person is pretty fucking tough.

I'm at a point in my life where I just don't have time for a girlfriend though. Working full time and going to the gym takes up most of my time, and I like to try and fit in recording music and playing vidya.

Calling me a "bulldyke" is laughable

back to tumblr with you

I've never had tumblr and I've been on Veeky Forums for over a decade. But ill report your noob ass for off topic since apparently you're not familiar with the rule about posting off topic.

Brah that sounds more like one of your fantasies and not reality, i know we're still on Veeky Forums but don't confuse the two

Not trying to be /r9k/ here,but you do realize that eventually she she will cuck you with Chad or Tyrone right?

Doesn't matter how good you look or how much do you think she loves you, it's bound to happen.

3)Going full monk mode

4)walk around showing off my gains and picking only the hottest women to fuck and occasionally slumming it with women who happen to be around when I want to fuck.

3 with a bit of 4.

>I purpose try to dress like a "bulldyke" so I don't have to deal with so many males perving on me

I can bash your skull in instead if you want to be male do much. SAD!

i cringed at your picture so probably 1

I like making certain women feel like princesses. And I do feel extra manly doing it.

What's wrong with that?

>not trying to be /r9k/ but here's a bunch of /r9k/ vomit

Door 13
>sleep with all the women you want
>come home to your girlfriend
>she makes you your favorite bulking meal
>go lift
>take a shower
>stare at yourself in the mirror after
>you like what you see
>the man you have become is the man you dreamt of being all your life
>climb in to bed and hold your woman tight
>congratulations... You've finally made it

>traditional
>blue pilled

uh-huh

>want to be male
Uhhh lol where did you get that? Are you projecting your own desire for a sex change unto me? I dress like a bulldyke to appear as unattractive as possible and hide skin from strange guys who say/do inappropriate things when I'm outside alone in public. I'm a straight female in a long term relationship with my bf of 4+ years now. I would never want to be male. You really should look into why you're so interested in a sex change though, sounds like a personal issue you should sort out with a professional

You're harboring a victim relationship in them. They wont do Jack shit for themselves and you end up either bitter about it or losing out in life because you had to hold your gfs hand to get her to fucking do anything. She's supposed to be an adult partner, not daddy's little girl

Kekeke

Isn't there a saying where it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?

>I dress like a bulldyke to appear as unattractive as possible and hide skin from strange guys who say/do inappropriate things when I'm outside alone in public.

You forgot about one thing. You can never get my cock this way. Pathetic!

And your bf sounds like a fucking faggot! I could rip his head off and shit down his neck when I'm exhausted after my training.

Bad troll/10 reported for off topic.

You're projecting a bit. I know which women deserve to be pampered like a princess and shown love and protection and all I can offer them. I can tell who will quickly take it for granted.

I am 2, but I want to be 1...

Lol. Sure you do. You poor bastard, you're going to make yourself so miserable one day. But I can't feel too bad for you since you've been informed And at this point you're just doing it to yourself

This. The more gains I get the more princess-ey my gf is becoming. Getting real tired of this shit. I want a stronk woman too.
>tfw probably spoiled her too much
Mistake

/r9k/ mindset is the blue pill and monogomous love is the red pill. A woman and a man can love each other. One day you will see.

You sound triggered. Grow up slut.

3) have sex with as many females as possible waiting for a long-term relationship with HER

you're both fucking fags, one for taking the bait and the other for pretending to be a grill

Yeah, sure. You have fun with your particular world view. I'll continue doing what I feel is working for me and making girls melt with warm loving hugs, surprise gifts and a bit of pampering, when they've proven that they deserve it.

>tfw no pretty dress and hunky knight
KILL ME FAMILIES

What's wrong with women wanting to be princesses? Why do so many women these days want to spoil their femininity to become men? There's nothing wrong with a woman aspiring to be a beautiful princess, in fact that seems like a perfectly ideal situation, but for some reason modern feminism has crushed women's hopes of achieving this perfectly healthy goal by replacing it with the impossible goal of out-manlying a man.

This is why there are so many identity crises these days, masculine men and feminine women are looked down upon, when it should be the opposite. Sure, a woman is allowed be as strong as she can make herself if she wants, and a man can be as delicate and sensitive as he likes, but neither shouldn't want to become those things to the point where it compromises their natural biological wants and aspirations, because thats when chemical imbalances form in the brain and confusion becomes depression becomes frustration and sooner or later society crumbles under the collective stress.

This

True red pil is the worst. You realise that its almost impossible to find a true love after high school and college. We are doomed to loneliness.

Anyone who chooses 1 is naive and deserves the midlife crisis they will invariably suffer

Because these princesses think they are too good for anything.
They don't cook or clean, they don't do jackshit in the house. Just look at the majority of young modern women: they celebrate the fact that they can't do that shit, as if it's 'liberation' for women to not know how to do simple household tasks.

Shut the fuck up b

A girl can be feminine without having a "I'm a fucking useless piece of shit please feed me" princess complex. A feminine girl like the ebin redpill reddit meme you love so fucking much would do the chores, take care of your children and do her best to be a good wife and please you, not expect everything to be served in a silver platter.

You're fucking retarded if you think girls with a princess complex are something worth pursuing for. This has nothing to do with feminism either, you massive redditard.

But that's a seperate problem mostly due to immaculated faggots treating pussy like some sort of holy grail that they're unworthy of. If men were more manly and women were more womanly then each sex would respect each other more and cooperate just fine.

Its also important to note that for every entitled bitch who refuses to contribute theres a cutie who is perfectly happy with giving and receiving support from her man

When did I mentiom whatever the fuck a princess complex is? Maybe I wasn't clear enough but women can be feminine and still contribute to both society and their relationships.

Not him but you sound nu-male as fuck

Actually no, you can be a feminine princess or masculine man. But only if you're as gay as springtime.
Then it's not only perfectly acceptable it's even lauded.

No, i'm serious.

I know that Im about to venture off into the red-pill territory, but the way to really "melt" women isnt flowers, hugs, gifts and other cheesy shit, but rather being succesful in life, having a goal and progressing towards it, having an overall masculine "energy" to you. Women would much rather have a man like that just fucking them, than keep around a flower-and-hug dispenser.

I don't know what a nu-male is

But I get the gist of it from the way you say it. I'm not going to simply treat any woman I meat like that. Only certain women. The rest I'll treat like any other woman. The women who're used to be treated special, and I'll be able to tell, will be treated like a normal woman.
They love that and they always rise to the occasion.

The women that I want to treat like a pampered little princess I will. Because they have that special thing in them that I want to see come to the surface.

Man I don't even know right now. Just got out of 3 yr relationship with a girl that had most of my qualifications of being the one I'd spend my life with but deep down I realized she wasn't right for me. I really didn't even want to break up with her but I knew it was the right thing to do.

Is there an option 3?

3. I've stopped caring. I want to better myself for the sake of being the best I can be. I spend all day working, lifting, learning, doing /diy/ projects, running, and hiking/camping. I don't have time for women.

A cuck. Youre a beta. And you are causing a problem where women have too much power.

Youre a doormatt

>The women that I want to treat like a pampered little princess I will.
Top kek, so you'll turn a regular woman into a spoiled woman because she meets your koalafications. Retard.

I'll go for a 3a because I still want to bang qts

Was one until I engaged Step two five months ago.

> Tfw she shares your sense of Humor
> Tfw you try to not wake her in the morning because you have to work early, but of course she notices and makes you your favorite sandwich sleepy eyed while your in the shower just to surprise you
> Tfw she made you two amazing Birthday cakes, giving you the best Birthday you had since you left home
> Tfw she is intelligent as fuck
> Tfw she shares your excitement over every new project you start in your life
> Tfw she has the perkiest, most beautiful tits you ever felt
> Tfw she just came over with your favorite dish after you told her you were feeling down and didnt want to see her
> Tfw she shares your stupid Hobbies
> Tfw she is the first you dont have to think about your moves while dancing with her
> Tfw she hums in that beautiful high voice while getting dressed
> Tfw she brings you down when you are about to go bezerk
> Tfw she brags about you in front of her friends

I think I should tell her that I love her soon

Ofc option 2

Why? He's right

I don't mean "women" as in all as in plural.
Many women will fuck a rich guy simply because he has ends.
That's meaningless to me.

I'm talking about pampering certain women. Not all of them and especially not the ones who only seeks out a mans wallet or level of personal success. Because they aren't loyal, they don't care about that man as a person or what he makes them feel. Their hearts are easily bought.

A woman who seeks a good provider is the norm and there is nothing wrong with that.
But that's barely a bare minimum. What else is there?

You are laboring under two misconceptions.
1.That I would pick just any woman.
2.That I wouldn't put my foot down when she steps over the line or completely cut her off completely if she dissapointed me in some way.

I am neither, but not by choice. I'd like option 2, but am too much of a loser

Glad you made it, man.

20 year old bitter virgin for life checking in

number 2, why waste your time on a one night stand? I'm not 16 anymore, such things don't interest me.

Good luck senpai, its gonna be fine. Be happy.

3. Basement dweller who is sick of being fat and wants to get fit for myself, not to know tfw gf.

I had HER for 2 years, it was the real shit. Ended up cheating on me. 9 months later she still tries to get in contact. Said she'd drop her current guy for me cause it's not the same.

I just wanna #1 now. Don't trust women anymore. I was quite paranoid before, but after what happened I am so far gone as far as girls go.

I think I'm turning into an actual misogynist.

>inb4 the m word triggers you cuz tumblr

A manlet with a machine gun.

walking arround topless in festivals, showing off gains, I look like a chad but act like a beta when i get alone with a girl..
I really wish for a long term relationship with a girl that would support and love me unconditionally....