Have you ever asked Jesus to help you lift bros? Or find that high test girl of your dreams?

Have you ever asked Jesus to help you lift bros? Or find that high test girl of your dreams?

Hard work and prayer are the keys to success

Gains will come to you and eternal glory but only if you reply

THANK YOU BASED JESUS

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Thank you gains Jesus

A guy at my gym prayed for my glute after I tore it, and the next time I saw him at the gym he asked me if Jesus healed my shoulder. Fuck Christians

>not doing reps for Jesus

maybe he was a prophet and got confused with your future injuries

you ever think of that heathen?

>Guy tried to help you
>Doesn't work
>Ahhh fuck him and everyone like him I'm so important why weren't my exact needs met I want it NOW

Sounds like you could do with a bit more prayer fampai.

THANK YOU BASED JESUS

not even christian lol

THANK YOU BASED JESUS

I just finished a set but the Lord has inspired me to do another.

Holy shit mebbe your right babe ;-; I tore my AC joint a month and a bit later ;-; Thank you for showing me my errors, I will seek out this prophet and help him spread the word

Is there a patron saint of squats?

If not my vote goes to St Moses the Black