Historical gfs

>that greek intro reference

best gf would reform Alexanders empire with

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>both are left handed
>espeically frustrating for the greek one because it would make her break the neat pattern of the phalanx
reeeeeee

I'd pick a tribal African gf, because this would be the easiest and most fulfilling life. At any other occasion, you have a highest chance to live as a shitty agricultural slave

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>It ain't me plays in the background

>It ain't me

You have to be 18 to use this site.

It’s called Senator’s Son

fuck off faggot its called Point the Cannon at you.

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I thought it was called rummage sale (yeah)

You would get cucked by the nearest black male because they ooze more raw animalistic thrill than you.

>No "will you be my strategos"

9/10 otherwise

there needs to be more of these
go back to /tv/

Holy fuck you guys are so stupid its called fortunate son by CCR, ahahahah how can people be so stupid XD

if you're a peasant you just join the army, it always works

>chimps
>cucking anyone

maybe if you're a soyboi

>He doesn't believe that his fellow user can stave off the thirsty niggas long enough to produce qt children.
Why are you guys so unsupportive?

>Not proposing to your byzantine gf within the Hagia Sophia.
It's like you don't even love her. ISHYADDT.

>gibbon is a hack.

I’m in love

Is artificial miraculous fecundation cheating?

>is giving birth and getting pregnant behind your husbands back cheating? and then never letting him fuck you for all of eternity?
yes

>tfw you'll never be a young british aristocrat in India that causes a national controversy by marrying a native girl
feels awful

>you will never be a deracinated, racemixing retard living in Shitskinistan
Feels good.

God yes.

>not wanting to turn a rebellious hindoo maiden into a loving, Westernized Christian wife
you have poor taste

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>tfw no Mexican Revolution gf