Maybe this is a retarded question

I fucking love oglaf
I think it's the only web comic I keep up with since I got internet

>tfw you gotta be drunk or high all the time when fucking so you dont cum too fast

I just wanna experience normal sex brehs but I bust in 5 mins that way.

the closest for me is when its combined with hands, but yea personally i need some kind of tight in and out motion if im going to finish

I can literally only cum by selfmasturbation while getting fucked

idk why, but its very annoying

does zinc help with cumming or does it just increase the load

I feel you man

stop jerking off ffs

increase

Means you deathgrip too much

I stopped jerking off and now i can cum inside my gf in about 15 mins

Kekekekek

Wtf my bf blows in 30 seconds or less. Then I'm pissed because he can't be bothered to initiate or actually have sex with me. Then when I stopped giving random bjs and wore sexy costumes/lingerie to drop hints I wanted to fuck, he told me he was going to find someone else to suck his dick. He was a virgin before me and if your experience is a common one, I think he's being a little overconfident. Sorry for venting.

It's pretty easy to get head when you're homo. Unless you're a REEEEEEEEE

Same here bro

this is just how those neckbeard weirdos act. they are very weird. i have the exact picture of your boyfriend in mind. you are a autist female poster on Veeky Forums. so your boyfriend is probably a weird fat hairy autist that wears a fedora and doesnt shower, you probably look equally disgusting too

Kek this. If you were hot he'd fuck you

Brah, I had exactly the same problem for what seemed to be eons.
Eventually I realised that bitches want your sweet salty man juice all up in there mouths. So I learned to lie back and enjoy it.
Swear to god the first time I spaffed in a grills mouth it was the best O ever...literally went blind for about 30 seconds

Tbh I can't cum from vaginal but I can come from oral if the girl/guy knows what they're doing.
Anal is a toss up, it's mostly like death grip masturbating with a vagina behind the tight point..

women aren't very good at them. the only time I've come during a blowjob it was actually more like a handjob or she got tired of succing and just jerked me off then finished me in her mouth

I cum from blow job only 1 in 10 times I usually see bjs as a post vaginal pre anal segway

>the guy who did well enough to earn two statues

this

if you've ever watched porn, you know that you can definitely nut from the succ

that;s your problem OP. your parents robbed you. lmao, you'll never truly experience the succ

Lmao at cut freaks. Important things go in a case. Now you see why.

Chad gets blowjobs from Veeky Forums chix and won't even fuck her and she still just stays with him but I don't have qt

It's possible, I'm generally surprised when a circumcised man ejaculates from just oral stimulation.

Deepest lore

I fucking love getting head. Deepthroating is the best shit ever and yes I have cum from it

Lol'd. Moar.

that's a problem from me, last year i could 1-2 hour non-stop but the sensations were shitty and specially the blowjob.
This month i don't know why I fucked girls and I always came too quick but the blowjob feels amazing,

He is insecure to have sex with you because of his premature ejaculation. He would rather not have sex than feel humiliated in bed. Maybe you are at fault because you are incapable of making him feel secure. If I'm not mistaken, he has no problem in eating you up, am I right? Get it now? Go talk to him, idiot.

Girls like to say they're good at head, but most are not. For years I thought I just didn't like getting head. I thought it was just some over-rated thing and that I would rather be fucking. And then I met a girl who liked to give head, not as some kind of reward or foreplay, but who genuinely loved sucking dick. That girl blew my mind as well as my dick. It really put how terrible all the other girls were in perspective. This woman deserved an Olympic medal in dick sucking. It was so good it nearly killed me. No woman has before or since was in the same league.

So yes, it is possible. Most girls just aren't willing to really commit, though.

Even with pro tier mouth work I can still choose whether or not I want to cum. But give me two seconds in a vag and I'll nut

>the best beejer has two
I'm glad he's living up to his full potential.

If i focus on it then yeah, otherwise nope. Only do it to make my GF happy.

>men faking orgasms

Not faking, but it takes a lot of focus

>is it actually possible to cum just from getting head?

Yep. Depends on your definition, though.

In my opinion, hands are a critical part of giving head (for women and men). If a woman is EXTREMELY talented and has crazy endurance, then she can probably get a somewhat insensitive guy off with ONLY her mouth. Personally, I don't think I've ever experienced anything like that.

But creative combinations of mouth and hand? Oh yeah.

The best thing ever is still a tight pussy. Nothing matches it for stimulation and quality of lubrication. I'm talking bareback, too, by the way. I have zero interest in sex with a condom anymore, except for the initial "getting to know you" phase.

Second best is oral + hand job. Soooo many women are unbelievably terrible at it.

In fact, women are generally just lousy at sex, period. They've been told their pussy is gold their whole life, and they don't put any time or effort into it. So many women I've been with just lay there. If you get them on top, they do that annoying "grind forward and back" thing that they see in movies. All that does is wrench the base of your dick back and forth. Make them do a proper squat and bounce the full length of your dick and they're whining after 15 seconds.

I'd go gay if I didn't love pussy so much. Find yourself a fit woman. They're the ones who know how to put in effort, and fitness really does a number on pelvic floor strength. In other words, they're tight.

sure, i can cum from oral, my GF is pretty good at it. but i rarely fap when I have a GF, in order to avoid deathgrip syndrome. i'm also uncut

>not having a gf who loves deep throating and choking and gagging on your cock
Yeah it's definitely possible

Then you are not actually in the mood if it takes an actual effort in order to cum. I'm not criticizing, but... never mind.