Look user, you're cute and hot, and I like you, but we JUST met

>like idk we just met but you're like my best friend haha
>you're so nice how did I even live without you
fr-friendship only is great guys amiright h-haha
fuck my asian babyface

>mfw girl asked me to go smoke with her this week
>mfw i prob wouldve tried something similiar and been shot down
Fucking potheads

She's basically just saying she doesn't know you well enough to have sex. Ask her out "so we can talk and get to know each other"

Three fucking /r9k/ tier threads. Don't get me wrong I don't care that you guys post in these shits since it's a good laugh but shit stick in one thread brehs

are you a girl? You sound like a girl.

>didn't touch her pussy trough pants up to the point she's shooting steam out of her ears

>implying Veeky Forums isn't /r9k/ that decided to pick up weights

Lol what did you say lmao

I decided to pick up weights cause I couldn't play soccer or basketball anymore. Pretty sure a majority of Veeky Forums are just autistic and not /r9k/ autistic

And this is crazy

I bet you nofap too.

>With a grill at my place making out
>Known her for a week, hanged out in a park twice
>We are kissing she is already In her bra and panties
>Go for the panties
>I don't feel this is right, i don't even know you that well
>Looking her in the eyes without flinching and proceed to take them off slowly
>fugging ensures

Apparently it's something the PUAs call last minute resistance. It's kind of a test where you are suppose to shake of her attempt of saying no and show how you are the man.

Never take this shit as a sign that she doesn't wants sex, she wants it you just need to pass that shit.

Its good you did cuz now she at least knows youre intentions. If she keeps you around then that means she eventually wants to at least. Dont push it too much but just let her warm up to you.
Tldr Hang in there breh if you really want to fuck her.

You don't? Haha why would you waste a good nut on yourself to a video

That's good man, keep doing it but with other women, don't focus all your time and energy on one girl.

Maybe she will want to fuck maybe not, but either way you didn't waste your time and money on her only for her to flake

Millions that you won't like

>You look good, but your autistic behaviour has made me dry like the sahara desert

oh so you like on one girl in the world?

They all have tits ass and pussy you know?

what a slut

That's the excuse they use when youve been skipping on lats user

Wow, great fitness post OP, keep it up, proud of you.

fucking rapist i just reported you

KEK

>on 2nd week of SS and thinks these "nonrelated to wellness" posta are below an athlete of his incredible enlightedness

Memes aside thats a 50/50 chance of rape charges user

But if she fucked you immediately you'd be on here posting about what a dumb slut she is. Then you'd also probably expect her to fuck a stranger exclusively from that point on if you don't pump and dump her.

Who hurt you, sugar?

Lmao wat,enjoying your virginity bro? Wanna hear a real "rape" story?

>At holiday vacation in greece
>Go to bar with m8 meet two qt jewish chicks from israel
>Hit it up with one 8/10 4'10" qt pie
>Drinking and she gets drunk as fuck, she can barely stand
>Lift her up and carry her through town to my room
>Shes giggling all the way
>Start fugging her, halfway through shes barely awake
>Two m8s knock on the door
>Let them in
>They jump on bed and on to her
>She doesn't protest
>Lay on the bed next and smoke a fag while they run the train on her.

u mad fuckboi?

At least they lift, which is more than we can say for you.

wtf are you talking bout son?

You straitgh bought into the yes means yes meme right?

Did you miss the part where she was already in her bra and panties? It's a situation that occurs literally everytime you are with a girl you haven't known for long.

i've always wanted to run a train on a girl no homo the only opportunity i got was a fat girl and turned it down

>mfw in murrica more than half of my sexual encounters are considered rape

What the fuck America?

Kind of ironic though since your women are the sluttiest and easiest to bang in the world.

One way ive gotten around this (without using intimidation tactics) is just say ok no prob, cuddle a bit, start making out/groping again, then get on top of her and start rubbing my dick outside her panties. Most of the times itll get them aroused enough to let you proceed, sometimes they even moved there panties for me themselves and started fucking. ( one time had no idea i was even inside til she started convulsing from orgasm) also works if they dont want to fuck without a condom.*

*pic related

You're the one posting frog and feel guy pics while talking about being blue balled cause you were stupid enough to try it on with a girl on the second meeting. Sounds like busting a nut to a video is exactly what you're gonna be doing

Don't blame the high test meme, blame your lack of game and timing

That's a good way too, i've done it a few times too. Sometimes it's not needed though, it's plain dead obvious she is dtf and basically spouting a meme.

>crazy bitch in bra and panties
>she says no. Fuck her anyway
>couple days later she regrets it, tells her friendzoned sjw orbiters and feminist buddies
>they convince her to file a report
>she does, you get warrant for arrest. >starts carrying around a mattress around campus like a crazy bitch. you get on news
>best case scenario, case gets thrown out, your reputation is ruined, she makes a porno reenacting rape to milk her 15 mins of fame

Was it really worth it user?

Heres the thing

>Not living in degenerate USA

Enjoy your totalitarian land of the free

This is way safer

>rape stories
>fitness related

...

>fb message thiccc chick I know
>she comes over
>we get to talking and cuddling
>she tells me about all the Coke and partying she did
>we start making out
>I try to take off her shirt
>"I'm not that kind of girl"
>leaves shortly after

Boy that made me mad. She'd do Coke on spring break and fuck God knows who but won't let me smash. Top kek that's when I decided to start lifting