Am I finally almost approaching sickcunt status? Pic is me from yesterday

Am I finally almost approaching sickcunt status? Pic is me from yesterday

>tanktop looks cheap as fuck
>shave that chest
>crappy watch
>pants suck
>dem shoes

You gotta start lifting first, little buddy :)

wtf is wrong with those shoes

gained a good inch or two with those shoes
lol

WHAT ARE THOSE?

>those fucking kingdom hearts sized shoes

Please user. I'm legitimately trying to help. Invest in some grey or black chucks. You will instantly look better

You definetly look like a cunt.

>gained a good inch or two with those shoes
manlet detected

yeah, those shoes are silly

>mfw manlet shoes aren't just a meme

Random owsla attire. Nice!

Hmmmm, the tard is strong in this one

>Don't let your shoes be a prison!

Those shoes make you look goofy as hell lmao

Is that Riku behind you and Kairi?

What store do you and Robert Downey Jr get your shoes from?

>OMG Katie did you see the shoes user was wearing?
>I know Amy like he was looking sooo goofy
This is what this thread sounds like. What a bunch of pre madonnas

Who cares about his shoes lmao

buy tighter trackies theyre too baggy

>pre madonnas

It's okay OP, I like your shoes.

Also work chest more, your wifebeater should hang from it.

Do you not seriously see how fucking obnoxious those things are? Nigga those look like Uggs Athletic Edition

Kek pre madonna

>kingdom hearts sized shoes

shoes are literally the first thing everyone looks at

Prima donna, dude

>tfw when love everything Converse but your feet are too fucking wide for them

>pre madonna

Fucking wow.

pre madonna
>pre
>madonna

el oh fuccin el

>goofy
>sora
>donald
>premadonna

>kingdom hearts sized shoes
So long sides

>kingdom hearts shoes
I think you just turned me into a Sideless.

nice moon shoes, pal.

>pre madonna

jesus christ user

Jesus Christ those shoes are an obamanation

>yfw Veeky Forums stole your dad's shoes

You are a cunt, but the only sick thing you got is your taste in shoes.

Did you mug the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man for his shoes?

Looks pretty good familia considering you werent even posing for the pic. You can assume you look good without lighting+angles now.

At least you can't call him one of the soleless

>size of shoes compared to rest of body

are you like 5'2"?

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>Manlet
>Sickcunt

Pick one

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>pre madonna

>>shave that chest
which one are you:

-fucking gay
-a male feminist
-both

Op here, fell asleep pretty shortly after making this thread.

The shoes add maybe an inch to my height, and they are a little different than the nike's / Jordan's every other guy on the planet is wearing. Be a little adventurous for me one time Veeky Forums.

Also, pic related is a screenshot of a group picture that was uploaded by several of the girls I was with.gives you a slightly better view of the shoes

>this thread

>that tiny perfectly outlined bulge

Manlet and a dicklet.

>caring about flaccid size.
lol

Your finger looks like a penis

Flaccid is visually more appealing. There's something undeniably attractive about a large, flaccid penis on a tall, muscular and masculine man. Your baby wee wee and manlet shoes are pathetic desu

No homo btw

From a girl I was with that night referring to this picture. why is everyone here so salty these days?

I can only see 3% of the guy behind you and can tell without a doubt he steals all the attention from you, Sora

buy a decent tanktop and trim that chest.

>pre madonna
American education system detected

iPhone 6(s) is a girl's phone, also
>dat dick bulge

OP has two phones and texted himself.

>pre madonnas

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Kek

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what are those?

Motherfucker are you wearing kirkland 11s?

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Bad day made better, thread is top kek

fukkin' checked

include me in the screencap

This thread is a classic kek

ha good thread, love the shoes op, gives a nice vibe to be fair, kinda reminds me of ryan gosling for some reason

Train more delts.

HOLY MANLET BATMAN

top fucking kek

>this fucking thread

I love you Veeky Forums

>kingdom hearts sized shoes

fucking kek

goof

C'mon now ahahahaha

top kek

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This thread is the shit

On behalf of gay men I would like to say we like hairy men so whoever suggested shaving does not represent us

My day went from boring as fuck work at home day to a legit 10/10 core workout

Fuck man thanks Veeky Forums

We are here to help faggot

put me on the screencap

I vomited when I saw you shoes, I bet they are bigger than your legs and your head, a real pussy repealer.

>pre madonnas

>kingdon heartlet

>converse
little shoes for little boys

Kek this fucking thread.

Who the literal fuck gives a shit about shoes? I've never once looked at anyone's shoes or feet in my entire life.

When you're older you will understand OP

>I'm part of the darkness now, Sora

This fucking thread...
I love you, Veeky Forums
>No homo

please OP, use "kingdom heartlet" as a trip from now on

i have no hair on my chest but i fuck your mom every night so im not rly sure about that gay thing m8ey :/

I didn't even notice his shoes until you said that

This whole fucking thread is gold

>kindom heart shoes
>kingdom heartlet
>pre madonnas

It actually feels like the old Veeky Forums

Just cunt status.