D-did i make it Veeky Forums?

These. Wtf are you thinking op

>her

Stop talking to my mom dude i'll kick your ass

I want this to be me someday

old moms are my fetish

Are you trying to bang the old lady or the land-whale?

You'll make it when they're happy you're calling on them to get your dick wet.

getting there.

You're making it fambruhsaurus rex

the fuck is that theme?
never gonna make it at this rate bud cmon

Why are you speaking like a faceless man?

Idk why I kekd so hard

This. You said one too many times. One can't be saying one too often!

>trying to pull some fat old lady
>talking like a faceless man

wtf is going on in here?

How do I get photos for a tinder profile if I never go out?
I'm good looking and I'm packing some jaw but I think selfish are for bitch boys and that ain't the look I want to put out to the world

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stay autistic fit

pure autism, go to r9k op

Have I made it Veeky Forums?

So you're giving free workout tips to a fat chick, or is this a poor attempt at talking in innuendo?
I'm not sure what your parameters of making it are, user.

Not bad

>same

Real pussy slayer right here

Thanks user, I like to message girls and see how retarded I can get before they don't want to fuck me any more

Noice

mirin'

kek

I guess people only do this to ugly chicks

Jesus... what am I doing wrong? I don't get any matches at all.

amazing

What's your bio?

small city mb?

post pic and the detectives of Veeky Forums will be right on your case

It used to be nothing so I actually added some shit to it. ""You don’t drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there."

95% Sarcastic. Colombian. Gym Rat, cook, traveler... I'm pretty laid back. I have 4 tattoos. Se habla Español.

If I super liked you, it was an accident"

Nah, I'm in San Diego, apperantly girls here avoid military guys but I don't have any pictures of me in uniform or anything. Might be the haircut but it's subtle.

Nah.

Seals?

Thanks doc

Nah. I'm in the Corps.

if she stil bofs you sure you made it

It's your maxilla

No matter what they say, girls are interested if they are responding. Even if she genuinely dislikes you you could still bang her.

Que dice gonorrea, todo bien?

>One

Oh god the fucking cringe, learn how to text user.

You have looks below the 80th percentile.

>what am i doing wrong?
>you're probably ugly, post pic
>nah
Ok so we know what the problem is, then

not him, but posting face on Veeky Forums doesn't seem like a great idea, even if you are pretty

my man

They do it every single day on /soc/

Those are attention/literal whores

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kek

I'm called a 9/10 constantly by people irl but a 7 on Veeky Forums

I think it is partially due to because Veeky Forums has a lot higher standards than the ugos in my area. That and I don't have proper headshots with good camera angles, lighting, etc.

9/10 is top male model tier, I really doubt youre like that

Can you post body/face/both? For comparison purposes.

This. She look like a middle aged out of shape mom. Idk what you consider "making it" opie

And that mindset is how stalkers are made.

Thanks doc.

So Veeky Forums, I'm making a tinder since I got dumped but I realize that I barely have any decent photos of myself. I don't want to take a selfie since selfies seem to ruin men's profiles, but I've only got three photos now and all of them are group ones. What do I do? I was thinking of making my main pic just a close up of one of the group pics, is that stupid?

if you're Veeky Forums and not 9/10 like that user with 1000 matches, you're better of volunteering at a pet shelter or something. i used to teach coding at a prison as a weekend volunteer gig, met some qts there who thought i was brave or w/e. honestly i was loser i thought maybe teaching at a prison would toughen me up or some dumb shit.

Do a picture on a timer, looks like someone else is taking it

>tfw lost virginity as sophomore in college
>hooked up a few times, then 2 year dry streak
>start lifting for the first time 9 weeks ago as of today
>already slept with 3 different girls
>friends w/ benefits w/ one of my friend's roommates

It's not like I was ugly or anything, just really shy. And its not like I've seen any noticeable gains yet, but just the act of lifting every day has definitely made it easier to talk to girls. Wish I had started this years ago.

This is the best you can do? You most definitely have not made it

>ONE

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