Sexual fitness thread

there are a lot of things you can say "should" happen but it doesn't change the way the world actually is

if you think its so unfair and wrong, stop working out and just lie there in bed and see what happens. reminds me of girls who go out, get incredibly drunk and then try to ditch their friends. it sucks that they get raped, but this is the world we live in.

Less fapping and less porn

Honestly, just put penOr into vagOOO and if she's not coming after one or two minutes, start chocking her. And if it's still not working, chock her against the wall until she passes out (at which point you stop chocking)

Don't get me wrong, health and fitness are still number 1 in my life. But I do it for myself, not for pussy. I also love eating pussy but have learned not to be super obliging and eager to please like i used to be. the next woman is gonna have to earn that shit.

>tfw you can't cum with a condom on

You don't know good you have it OP. I can go for hours without going soft and I get bored.

b-but that's not what happens in pornography

>believe the women are prudes myth

Sorry you're bad at sex

Not that user but everyone keeps saying this so I've got a question:

Let's say you're on nofap/noporn and during this dick fast, you get to have sex. What if you still don't manage to cum? Do you just finish with hand or blue ball it?

Made bf go on nofap/noporn because this is the same kind of problem. Almost daily bj or sex, and still nothing. He gets right there and then, nothing. Best that's happened is twice I've managed to get him to cum via handjob, but I feel like that is just complicating it.

> get drunk at my birthday
> solid qt3.14 starts hitting on me
> promises me a "present"
> dancing with me all night, whisper in her ear we should go back to mine and see what she'll give me
> taxi home, the entire time she's grabbing at my svole arms and dick
> get to my bed
> maximum overboner
> she ends up instantly falling asleep mid-foreplay and I go drunkenly play video games
> try to wake her up to continue giving her the old lickeroo
> she's fucking impossible to wake
> consider slipping dick in anyway
> realise rape charges aren't good m'kay
> sleep with blueballs

>30 min straight
This isn't porn user, more than 10 mins of penetration is both boring and painful to both parties.

Perfect time is 7.5 mins.

My experience is that the best sex for me and whatever girl I am with lands between 7-10 minutes, post penetration. Anything longer is either boring for me or painful for her.

Good call user, we don't need more rape charges for SJW's to fucking ruin our lives haha

Basically that yes.

>what is friciton
it has to do with being a prude or not, try rubbing your hand in a fast manner on your stomach for 30 minutes straight and tell me it doesn't hurt in the end.

Once upon a time, I did pilates for shits-n-giggles, but it actually helped a lot.

It's about 80% core work, and it made my core stronger than it had ever been before.

I consider the girl I was fucking at the time very lucky.

I made her cum almost every time, because I could pound her so thoroughly.

I want that core strength back again.

You'll both hate it but chill with sex and BJ's and porn and fapping for a week or two. Cold turkey. He needs to regain sensitivity.

Damn, this is gunna suck. Thanks user.

>what is friciton
What is a moist vagina?
confirmed for never turning a woman on

Do yoga
connect with breath
feel rhythm of cosmos
raise sensual sensitivity
energetically open all her chakras
save your load

haha

Is there a manual or something for this? I've started getting into mindfulness so it shouldn't be too hard.

Is it bad if my GF calls me "Daddy" and refers to herself as my "baby" or "baby girl"? It was somewhat hot at first, but now I'm worried she has some other issues. I'm her first BF, and we've been together for 8 months.

Don't worry man it's just basically a fun sexual game. it's like a more intimate version of "sir" or "master."

play it up good and she will love it, occasionally allude to it when you're not in a position to fuck to tease her all day

youre not getting the girl off, so she isnt wet, so her snatch is getting sore

NO
NO IT IS NOT BAD
GIVE HER TOO ME

no it's my ideal
most women have daddy issues so don't bother worrying about it

You are fucking lame.

Is it bad that I like it when the girl chokes slaps and pins me down while she's on top?

Gets me rock hard.

It really only starts heading into dd/lg territory if she starts looking for pacifiers and shit for herself.

Assuming you are a real girl, you sound boring as fuck and you probably are terrible at bed. Girls like you are the first ones that get cheated on.

You're a good man. Should've just released yourself.

I always hated the daddy, baby girl talk. Gross.

Do penis exercises work? Should I do them? Any negatives?

Some chicks have low stamina. Most men get off on women who can be sexually satisfied in minutes.
Grow up.

Fuck off loser. That shit is hot.

Stretching is probably the only thing that works 100% however doing it safely and gaining anything will take a year. And that's only for a half inch.
Jelquing CAN work but too many retards just go completely cray on it and end up with broken dicks and a complete inability to get erect for long or erect because the blood can't get locked into the dick anymore. The channels busted.

It can work like pumping and add a few centimeteres in a year or so but it's way to dangerous for the average stupid bastard to even do.

Pumping will fuck your dick up badly if you do it like the average guy who just wants to get major show offy dick gains. Like Jonah Falcon. Dude is probably impotent as fuck because he spends all of his time walking around with a pumped dick.
But with moderate use for 20 minutes a day 3 times a week you can see long term..as in the dick will grow a couple milimeters in a week and stay that way for a long while before shrinking. But the risks of overzealous use by people looking for an ego boost or to show off will lead to a broke dick.

The only things that get instant and seeable results are surgeries.
One where they cut the ligament and the dick just hangs limply out of the socket and another where they inject shit into the dick to make it fatter but it ends up being absorbed back into the body and leaves you with a lumpy dick.
One retard injected the type of oil piana injects into his arms into his dick.
His shit started to go dead and they had to quickly extract it.
You can read all sorts of horror stories of guys who fucked their dicks up in the same way.

In conclusion the only one that is 100% safe to do and works is manual stretching. The one that works but has a high probability of fucking your shit up is jelquing and pumping.

She's always been extremely childish and looks young, to the point where people think she's my younger sister. She's become more dependent on me, and it feels like she's my daughter or something at times. I know some people think this is hot, but I am afraid she's not emotionally mature enough for an adult relationship. She's physically hides behind me when she gets nervous, and I wonder if she's stunted. I probably coddle her too much.

She's mine. She's the first GF I've had where I see her as more than a sexual object.

I've also never referred to her as "my baby" or "my little girl" and it makes me a little uncomfortable when she asks me to do so. I so call her "sweetie" or other things like that though.

Oh fuck you...

You're just bragging now.

Sir, master, OK. Bit when we start saying daddy, I stop. I guess I'm a special autistic case.

Why?

I wish I was. I know it's 90% of Veeky Forums's dream to have their own legal loli GF, but I don't know if she can be responsible and adult if we were to get married or live together. How should I approach this with her? I don't want to scare her or make her feel as if I am going to judge her.

tits or gtfo

You're a virgin, aren't you?

>t. erectile dysfunction manlet larping as girl out of insecurity