To become a monster you gotta eat like a monster babe :^)

to become a monster you gotta eat like a monster babe :^)

what does Veeky Forums eat before and after work out?

post workout is cottage cheese w/ protein powder and cocoa nibs

before workout: ur moms pussy

after workout: ur moms pussy

pre workout
2 pieces of rye crispbread with honey on

post workout
a protein shake and a banana

>breakfast and lunch combined

>eating pussy
stay beta desu

>pre workout
Nothing

>post workout
2 SCOOPS CMON

In-laws came to visit for Labor Day weekend.

before just some granola bar or some shit

after i have dinner and 2 scoops

I fucking lold so hard at this post for some reason.

pre-1 scoop + 1 cup milk + 2 tablespoons natural pb
post - dinner

>tfw not sure if food or contemporary art

Wife aka Gains Goblin Bitch is out of town so I can make my fav meals she won't let me have.

>e s t r o g e n

right after i saw your pic, i had to fart pretty heavy

roundup or gatorade?

Neither you sick fuck. It's Powerade.

My sides are orbiting right now for some reason.

>before gym
Typically a banana and peanut butter, sometimes two slices of flax seed ezekiel bread and peanut butter if I'm out of bananas or feeling like a change.

>after gym
A whey shake and a bowl of cottage cheese.

iceland?

>after workout

Are you my grandpa?

That looks ghastly

enjoy no gains

enjoy no gains

enjoy no gains

enjoy meh gains

enjoy meh gains

kekked. good one desu

enjoy great gains with fat

enjoy mild gains. also from?

Won't let you have? Fucking beta.

FACE

Are you me? Also, is that onion in the salad, or celery? Looks weird.

are you literally eating a horse head

Greek yogurt and protein powder for me

Cottage cheese is too tasty I will eat a whole tub if given the chance

i think it is lamb

>working out
>making it
Pick one

Enjoy your prions.

>Post workout meal

Eat 6 of these, when I dont feel like cooking

Oh fuck.. Someone is actually eating this shit
I hope you live in some remote island away from normal people. Fucking freaks.

>that picture
Better chill the fuck out Halsey, because you're scaring me.