Friendship gains

how can i make friendship and eventually GF gains bruhs? i'm not autistic but i'm just tired of being a loner. i talk to people at the gym but its just "hi and bye" and "how are you". its just meeting the right people which is the hard part. nobody really talks to anybody at the gym. everybody with their stupid beats headphones or just texting on their phone.

i dont have friends at my job either. i work alone as a porter in a condo building and people i knew from my old job no longer talk to me as everybody went their seprate ways. Veeky Forums is my only friend. pls me bruhs

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do you look at the anime porn and jack off? be honest

Obviously.

yes. do you know where you are? EVERYBODY here does. even if they say they dont

then why do you ask advice on how to change from average Veeky Forums loser if everyone here is like you?

first step: no anime porn

I don't

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What does that have to do with being more sociable? Is jacking to 3dpd the only way to a fulfilled interpersonal life?

No ^_^ just makes you less autismo

Drop porn altogether, not only anime. If you can't do that much, you're not really willing to change.

but what does hentai have to do with making friends? at least Veeky Forums is a little more respectable compared to other boards because some anons here actually lift

Holy fuck that was a hard sauce to get
Not even worth it
Fuck mind break

Mind sharing?

Fine. I'll ask. Wtf is the sauce on this?

anime porn clouds the problems you face

you will face stress and say to yourself "i must calm down, i will read my anime porn and jack off tonight to my fav waifu"

w/o the anime porn you face stress and say "i must do something with my life, i will leave Veeky Forums forever, fondle the breasts of my future wife tonight, become good friends with her brother, and start my own successful business"

the anime releases stress caused from outside and you dont address the stress properly because you have the anime to ignore your real problems

It's shit m8

So your "hi and bye" and "how are you" questions are the start of a conversation. Just take it a step further. Ask questions like "what are you working on today?" "oh cool, I'm working on shoulders today. " and you're off and running.

Join a club or take classes of some kind. It's a structured place where socialization is built in. Everyone will do their best to make you feel welcome because that's what clubs are for.As far as what kind, any kind of martial art can dovetail well with your fitness goals. Cooking classes/clubs will improve your life all around. Take a massage class at the local community college to get free mires, feel up strangers, and learn how to keep a gf happy. A dance class/club (salsa, blues, etc) will do the same thing. Join a book club if you're into reading. Basically, if you're in a city, there are clubs for everything your'e interested in. If you're not, take classes at a community college.

>bye
>are the start of a conversation

>taking advice from Veeky Forums

>So your "hi and bye" and "how are you" questions are the start of a conversation. Just take it a step further. Ask questions like "what are you working on today?" "oh cool, I'm working on shoulders today. " and you're off and running.

this is bad advice

small talk is bad advice?

I need more sauce than this. Mind break is top tier fetish

It isn't bad advice but if the other person doesn't seem interested after three sentences don't be the guy that keeps talking.

my brother did this at the gym when he said he was lonely. kept drawing out minor greetings into 5 minutes discussions and asking everyone mundane crap. eventually people got a little hostile. even people who were a bit cordial before. they thought he was some weird stalker or some shit

i personally dont like weird loner types at the gym trying to engage in convos with me either

I stopped looking at graphic images, I just read erotica now. Is this any better?

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A compliment is an excellent ice breaker because it automatically makes people feel warmer and more open since they're feeling flattered. Try to seem genuine and compliment something 100% innocent like shoes. Stay away from physical features (that's too intimate for a stranger) and try to compliment something you actually do like so it doesn't come off as fake interest. After that use appropriate segways to learn a few things and have a minute or two long conversation. Then dip. Next time you see them you can go for the "how are you doing?" thing to which people will mostly say "good, tired/busy, I have *insert work/hobby/kid/boring story*. Build from there you fucking robots