What is the ideal hairstyle for a Veeky Forums man?

Low fade

No

Greensboro rep

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Extremely inaccurate. Sure there we certain regiments of certain ethnics, however the majority of the German army during the war was in fact, European ethnicity obviously. And yes, in fact, to be a member of the SS i believe you had to have a 200 years of recorded German ancestry.

This picture is some cancerous shit, the Nazis went to great lengths to show the importance of pure genetics, not Hollywood

I have a mix of these two, on top simliar to the one in the middle and on the sides short.

Quite a nice hairstyle to do in the morning, even with my fucked up hair.

I need a new hair cut bros I usually get a 4 on the top and a 2 on the sides...

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I've ket mine continuously grow for the passed 12 years, so people are reminded if what my ancestors looked like as they came running over hill towards their village

Anything but a memedercut

I am part Asian and therefore have that thick hair that grows straight up and isn't very malleable. I just say eh and let it do what it must.

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balding

depends on many factors, such as head shape and hair thickness.

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I'm gonna get this but shorter on the top

>There were multiethnic soldiers fighting for Nazi Germany!!
>[Battle Field 1 featuring multiethic soldiers fighting for the Allies]
>"Baaw why isn't this game realistic?!?!"

Allahu Akbar

Battlefield 1 is ww1 you fucking idiot.

>Nazi Germany existed in World War 1

unironically neck yourself

WOW WHITE PPL WHITEWASHING EVERYTHING, SRS

Well you can't fabricate a perfect antagonist to be referenced in media for a century if their forces are widely known to have included racial minorities, can you.

THE HOLOCAUST WAS A LIE

This is the right answer

Number 1 buzzcut all around. Everything else is high maintenance. But I'm guessing it doesn't count for this thread.

>kid, arent you a little bit old to play on the sub-16 team?
>NO SIR, IM 15!
>well...whateaver, get yourself ready. We are playing against the Bears tonight. Break a leg on your first game kid.
>IM GOING TO BREAK MANY, SIR!

Fucking meathead
Also talking about battlefield one, sure the European nations called upon other ethnics into battle from their colonies etc, but to show a black man on the cover of a war which the majority of the fighting was done by whites, commanded by whites, for reasons by whites seems fucking dumb.

We wuz kangs

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Fucking hell imagine the amount of manual labor that goes into maintaining that sort of hair

Fuck, that's funny

Baldlets need not apply

This has already been found.

an undercut will look good on basically anyone and is low maintenance as fuck
yes, it is a meme, but a solid meme

a low skin/shadow fade with whatever length you prefer on top

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>if your eyes point in opposite directions, you need not apply

But Turks are white?

Inquiring on a subset of this: What if you're black? Short dreads look like hot garbage, and long dreads/braids take years to obtain. Are there ANY good medium-length hairstyles for black dudes?

Nigga here, during the colder months i usually grow my hair out a bit.

I usually get a mid skin fade and leave the top, then i use a nudred/curl sponge on the top part.

Usually ends up like pic related before i chop it down for summer.

I pretty much keep this cut with varying lengths

full mane or buzz.
anything in between makes you look retarded

I have hair down to my back. I usually just put it in a bun. I've been doing this since 2009 fucking hipsters reeeee

Honestly?
Hitler youth or buzz with little length on top

i give myself a buzz cut every month because i refuse to pay someone $15 for 5 minutes of work

I do twists. Grow your twists out until they're long enough to dread into good size.

>Retarded lib detected

soo fuuucking stupid

This was in a redit TIL im pretty sure the faggot mods took it down though.

>inb4 go back to redit

You need to go back

Definitely the Hitler Youth (AKA the Pidgeotto when longer).

My hair's been buzzed my whole life up until 3 months ago (20 y/o), and I'm telling ya, I ain't going back any time soon.
Only shitty thing is, from my hair being buzzed my whole life, it's never been trained to fall any way but out and down (think Asian bowlcut).

So it's hell trying to get this shit to stay pushed up/back for any longer than 10 fucking minutes without using enough pomade to grout a fucking shower.

This is the faggiest picture I have ever laid eyes on. Gay porn is not as gay as this

Whitesnake triggers me. How can one band be so fucking awful.

There was an entirely Iraqi SS division....

>/pol/ actually believes this

>sweden

>Multiple foreign legions in the Wehrmacht and Waffen
>SS standards dropped drastically after Himmler realized how retarded it was trying to make an entire division out of tall, muscular, blonde hair, blue eyed Krauts
>Veeky Forums didn't feel like doing 5 minutes of research to find all this out

nice

Any answer other than these need not reply.
How can you have big muscles and be 6ft+ if your hair can't even reach past your neck?

pic related

F tier wrestler

I used to do this for years until i realised how nerdy i looked in photos. A $15 dollar cut every 8 or so weeks is worth it.
Stop being a tight-ass

>men
>hair styling

so beta and feminine

youre all faggots

Tbh i like my hair messy. Perfectly combed/gelled hair thats symmetrical looks extremely weird to me. I mean other guys look good with it but when its on me i cant take it and just fuck that shit up.

blowdryer + use a sea salt spray before. also dont shampoo hair everyday

delete that

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