Had a good workout

My gym has newer equipment

Before the upgrade, they had a menu above the receptionist like most other gyms.

>enter gym ready to work shoulders
>doing shrugs and OHP
>traps tell me they identify as quads
>did leg day without knowing it

>ask to work in with some guys so I can do squats
>"Yeah sure, go ahead"
>I start squatting
>"hey man, you have nice OHP form"
>I begin to tear up from the discrimination
>tfw I'm transmuscular and have left humanity behind

>get ready to go to gym
>start driving
>head to the Burger King drive-thru instead
>go home

Muscle confusion.

What a bunch of lunks

>leg day
>head over to the squat rack
>set up to squat
>lift bar from my back over my head and onto my chest
>start curling

My arms never knew what hit them

>doing my deadlifts
>count reps out loud
>1
>2
>7
>18
>D
>The Odyssey by Homer

>pick up dumbell
>shove it up my ass
Colon confusion.

>bought a home gym to make gains
>thought maybe it would give me confidence
>guess not because here I am with my suicide note already written and a gun at my side
>I get up to look in the mirror
>my eyes are bloodshot and my face is covered in dry tears
>god, why couldn't I have just become somebody...
>enough
>I put the gun in my mouth
>close my eyes
>here comes oblivion...
>drop gun and run over to my equipment and start doing pull ups

caught them by surprise.

Sounds like stanard procedure to me

>tfw lying on my bed relaxed and looking down at my muscles while smiling and knowing they won't have a clue what's about to happen

very mephistophelian feels

>tfw my muscles are afraid of me

>Go to the bench
>Start putting in some reps
>Asks muscles how slow should my negatives be
>"It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop."

>go to push up bread
>roll
>get into position on the floor
>begin to perform a rep
>quickly get up and sprint back to the couch and lay down
>muscles absolutely astonished
who else /restday/ here?

also im stealing ur pepe op

>routinely talk to my muscles and gloat about how they have no idea just what I might do next

Feels good kek

nice reference

>post workout
>loudly talk to my muscles about how i'm about to drink 4 scoops of MUTANT mass
>take 4.5 scoops via an enema instead
>muscles are at a loss of what to do

>talk to my muscles
>flirt with them, flatter them, generally lead them on
>one day they ask "wanna go out?"
>I say "let's just be friends"
>muscles thoroughly confused

D E V I L I S H

>get comfy in bed
>snuggle with stuffed animal
>having dreams
>suddenly awake
>gymbro dropped barbell on my chest
>bench barbell
>'good set bro'
>hand Mr nightnightbear to gymbro for his set
>muscles utterly confused

>using left handed dumbbells for your right arm
Dude don't do that, it's up to 6 months in prison and a up to 2000$ fine.

>meet up with gymbro
>going to hit bench first
>put some small weight on the bar
>he asks for a spot
>help him unrack the weight
>I don't let go and he gets up from the bench
>I start curling the weight
>muscles are on suicide watch

thanks OP, that made me smile

>not playing your muscles in a game of 4d chess between sets

>just done 8 hour curl session
>muscles crying and screaming
>calm them down saying we'll relax
>unzips dick
>heads for dick with open palm
>just as muscles start to relax i suddenly grab the dumbell under my pillow and I start another 8 hour curl

Absolutely destroyed

aye

My gym's keyfobs have bluetooth, so they sync with whatever equipment you happen to be using. Sometimes it glitches on the dumbbells, like it'll log that I used a 45lb instead of a 50lb, but usually it's pretty accurate.

Holy fuck - lads I think we might have a new gym fad idea. Imagine the fats using this but for cardio equipment.

>this is it
>the day of retribution
>my life has culminated to this moment
>load my rifle
>put on my combat boots
>drive up to my high school
>gun in hand, run full speed inside
>stop and point my gun at them
>everyone starts screaming
>sprint to the weightlifting room and start doing squats
>get arrested and spend a few months in jail

normies are just as confused as my muscles.

is curling in the squat rag good for muscle confusion?

>Start counting my reps in french
>Muscles confused as fuck because they don't know what number they're up to
>I don't even know any french

>bring hot sexy girl into my bed
>she dances on my lap and i get a huge throbbing erection
>she's in doggy style waiting for me to mount her
>while all the blood is in my dick i grab my hidden dumbbells and curl them
>Muscles: Confused

>get to the gym
>put on wrap a thick piece of cloth around my eyes before I go to any of the equipment
>workout blindfolded
>confusion level: max

...

show them this one

>Go to the gym for leg day
>Called 2 days advance to reserve the squat rack
>Do OHP in the squat rack

Muscle confusion baby

>Got up extra early before my muscles did
>Painstakingly make continental breakfast
>All from scratch
>muscles have no idea what's coming
>Muscles come downstairs to see food laid out the table
>muscles pleasantly confused

>Getting ready to go to the gym
>Put on my Compression Gear tm
>Put in my Squat Plug
>Run to the gym 5 miles to kill my gains
>Muscle confusion at 40%
>Go to the nearest Bench
>My anal muscles holding the plug aren't ready for this
>Now at 70%
>Ask the bar if I can work in
>Load up my 1RM +10 lbs without warming up
>95%
>Yell, "Light Weight!" while listening to Anime OPs
>Call an Uber and go home without working out
>Didn't even rerack the weights

Gotta confuse the muscles, right babe?

~Stephen Lang

>didn't even rerack the weights

>the only one smiling is the one not participating at all except for giving a bound dude a handjob

i don't get this obviously you kill the one person

> go to gym
> gym bros stalk me from a distance
> bring medicine ball to SQUAT RACK for max crossfit gains
> actually start squatting with proper form
> legs were confused at first but saw it coming
> THUD. Gym bros knock me out with blackjack from behind.
> They start injecting me with belladonna alkaloids screaming "ITS SMOOTH MUSCLE DAY BITCH"
> blood pressure reaches critical levels, lay on floor CURLED up barely clinging to life
> biceps at absolute maximum confusion and gain 3 inches in their panic

>be gay
>see a straight man squatting
>he drops a cute turdy burdy on the ground
>he gets embarrased
>mfw I sniff his straight man poo

I'm pretty sure the point is that since the tracks are set to the 4 person rope by default, if you were to switch the trolley's path you would directly be responsible for the one person's death, whereas if you were to leave it you wouldn't be responsible for any

a actual, male, human being typed this post out

god we need a new plague

you wouldn't? you made the conscious decision to not act, a decision that was necessary for the train to be able to kill four people

> cleansing plague scours planet
> only cure turns out to be sniffing straight guy poo

I think I probably would but the idea of being directly responsible is what makes this a complex moral problem

Kek

>go gym
>lift weights
>sip coffee
>have some pudding
>lift some more weights
>browse Veeky Forums
>use a bit of steam room
>cool shower
>have some sauna afterwards
>bit more coffee
>post this shitty post in shitty thread
>desire more coffee
>muscle confusion is present maybe

MEPHISTOPHELEAN MANIPULATIONS

you cheeky bastard

>go to the squatrack to OHP
>unrack the bar
>breath in
>brace core
>squeeze glutes
>pull a neo and bend at the knees
>start benchpressing

dodge this

well i'm not him and i wouldn't, i don't have much interest in the outcome and it's not really for me to decide anyways.

...

This. People seem to mistakenly think that choosing to do nothing is still a decision with consequences. If you saw this scenario and had the ability to save four people and chose not to, then I think their deaths is on your hand. Without any more info on the situation (i.e. the four people are all cannibal pedophile rapists and the one person is the reincarnation of every messiah ever thought of), 1 life is worth less than 4. Although maybe that uncertainty is where the moral quandary would be in the comic? What if you kill the one person, but that one person was the only one whose life was worth saving?

Still, given the short amount of time to act and the limited info, I think the most morally correct choice at that time would be to kill the one person to save the four.

Sorry, I meant:

>People seem to mistakenly think that choosing to do nothing is NOT still a decision with consequences.

Legit lol'd

>tfw too intelligent to confuse muscles

killing 1 person is the most logical option, who would hesitate to do that ?

Finger prints bro

goddamned non-binary muscle/x

based

D E V I L I SH

>go to gym, workout hard, fuck up my traps. tfw I got arrested for gym rape and now prison gym for the rest of my life.

lmao what the fuck. is this some kind of eurocuck bullshit?

never had any of this trouble in america. feels good man.

awe thats sweet :)

U can't swipe at your gym?

>reading that
>expected dancing the dinosaur at every line
You really got me there.

>be me
>load weights on the squat rack
>did leg day yesterday
>muscles been getting too clever as of late
>they're prepared ready for any jump towards an upper body lift
>lower the bar and suddenly start deadlifting
>muscles flabbergasted
>leg muscles absolutely decimated

>tfw gym receptionist didn't pat me on the butt today
wtf did he forget or did I do something wrong?
has this ever happened to anyone?

enjoy your low scores, faggot

I love how this picture gets discussion no matter where its posted. Goes to show how controversial it actually is.

dunno, u tried blowing him?

>be me
>step in the gym,make eye contact with bro,ask him to spot me
>"lay on the incline bench breh,no homo"
>mfw I've been hitting bi's for three months straight
>grab EZ-curl bar and do spider curls on breh
>"no homo tho"
>muscle confusion achieved

...

>tfw your muscles are smarter than you so you never get to confuse them

...

...

>get to the gym
>go to the bench
>load plates and get ready
>close eyes, jump up and moonwalk as fast as i can to the squat rack
>start squatting at lightning speed
>they never saw it coming
>finish sets, tip the rack attendant
>head to the shower
>use soap on hair and shampoo on body
>MUSCLES SUCCESSFULLY CONFUSED

M A D M A N
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>leg day
>legs well rested, prepared for workout
>finish tying shoes in locker room
>about to walk out onto gym floor
>make sudden hard right turn
>step inside time machine
>back to 1949
>kill grandfather
>back to present day
>muscles trying to contemplate existence
>hit legs

>Have muscles watch "Primer"
>best workout of my life

funny :)

Lol, Im from Austin and my local gym has this kind of system for a long time now (2 or 3 years) we all get cards and you can reserve a squat rack or other equipment in advance with it. It's kinda pointless sometimes because if someone else uses your equipment it doesn't do anything but technically you can just go up to him and tell him that you still have a few sets

Fuck me, best one yet m8

kek