What's your favorite Veeky Forums-related myth?

>If it fits your macros

>tfw when she came on the show pregnant and ur heart broke

St-stupid whores

Did SS, worked as prescribed. Legit not a myth.

>during and after pregnancy when her boobs were huge and full of milk
>that one episode where they had her put on big fake tits and serve coffee to see if her tips increased
it's like this show was deliberately fucking with us

That episode was so fucking annoying. Why on earth would you tip a coffee shop chick because she's attractive? I don't fucking get it.

Social psychology. We perceive people we see as more attractive in a more positive light, and will (usually unconsciously but sometimes consciously) try to get them to like us/approve of us

>how dare this woman have a life that does not involve me

I got more erect desu

Counting macros to manage your weight

This.

It's why Asians shy away from tips because they're ugly

When she says she's on the pill when you're balls deep.

>he fell for the leavened jew

>Girls will never talk to you unless you're some kind of super-Chad

That lifting needs to be in any way complex.

You can spend your entire lifting career doing eight exercises, have a great body, and be strong as fuck.

Also: that any of the so called substitutions for squats have nearly anything like the total benefit of squats.

Wut?

This
Healy squats, bench, deadlifts, 3-5 sets, 5-7 reps. Chins, dips, front squats, rows. Go as heavy as you can. Balance push and pulling movements. Unless you're competing your program doesn't need to be more complicated than that.

Reviewbrah

show bodies?

what about arm isolations and shrugs?

CHAD PIZZA STACIE

YOU DARE MOCK THE SON OF A SHEPHERD

Currently 6'3 195.

Cutting stops on Saturday.Not amazing but those 8 exercises havent failed me honestly.

cals in/cals out

>when she says "stop dad, I forgot the pill"

That you can't lose weight without exercise

gains will cure autism

Cals in/cals out is not a myth, it's a fact

Only fatties and people with no work ethic think this is a myth.
Which one are you user?

Lookin good but nigga where your delts at

I feel u bro tryn to throw more shoulder press in the mix. Im a bit past 1pl8 currently

rye bread is good*

Forgot to include anything overhead, brah

Being fit will get you laid

>not complex

If you're thirsty it's already too late.

>Eggs are good for you

imdb has Kari at 5' 5.5"

The best way for a natty to gain size is to focus on strength

hey stop fucking with my memes, buddy

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Fgts who think SS or programms alike are a myth expect the wrong results and probably havent read the book

I never understood idolizing or falling in love with people I have never/will never meet.

>implying that's a bad thing

Not a myth, but a legend.