What'd you guys think of PUA masters? Legends like Matador, 'J-Dog' and, of course, 'Mystery...

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someone please report this shieeet

nigga haven't you heard of double-bait trolling?

it's funnier when people get trolled seeing other people get trolled by an obvious troll

It's a collection of cheap psychological tactics used on women with father issues or other seriously weakened personalities.

So, yes, it does work. There are some basic all around good pointers, but overall the "system" isn't something fool proof and it's always up to you to play your cards right with any woman.

the only thing these guys do is they remove the fear of rejection from themselves and just throw themselves at girls, than just dont fucking talk like.. hi....beer... umm i mean, you want beer?.. haha...

>Does this shit actually work?

Go to a bar and try the pua shtick on drunk women.....8/10 will be repelled.... But a couple of them (usually with low self esteem) will respond to it.

Drop the pua tactics and throw some lame compliments at women and you'll probably get the same results.

Damaged women are so desperate for male attention that they will practically respond to anything......but do you really want to involve yourself with someone who isn't very together and all the melodrama these women seem to generate

wtf is this

At this point I really don't give a fuck, damaged is fine

>What'd you guys think of PUA masters?
LOL, fags

Mystery is like 6'5". He can pretty much do anything at a bar and pick up drunk women. He then uses this as proof that his "mystery method" actually works.

If these guys get laid on a regular basis, I'm actually impressed, considering they intentionally handicapped themselves by looking like walking cringe festivals.

Age?

I was a KV until 20, then a V until 20 because I was a loner in high school. I hit my stride around junior year of college, after lifting and growing.

Just go to bars and parties with friends and talk to girls, you'll get laid eventually.

nigga you just fell victim to the ever elusive triple troll

>have gf, 4/10, but very nice although clingy and whiney
>break up with her today
>feel bad because i made her cry and she really liked me

I feel really bad guys. I wish i didn't have to hurt her feelings but she wouldn't give me any space. Did I do the right thing?

you actually fell for the quintuple troll ahahaha

Kill yourself

24, I had two experiences earlier this year where i got stupidly close to getting laid and just bungled them. Now my only problem is having a wing man, my one buddy is willing to do it, but he doesn't go out often and at best he'll do it once a week, how do you find a wingman who goes out often?

this is wrong

There are obviously some things that work and some things that don't work with women.

They just teach you confidence, how to make a conversation flow, and subtle things to do that make you a more enjoyable person.

>the 'I'm too smart to fall for PUA' meme

there is a pyramid when it comes to a skill.

The majority of people aren't too good and make up the bottom.

If a guy with poor game comes up to a girl and tries moves, it will be unrefined and obvious.

The smallest amount of people are very skilled and are at the top. When they pull moves, the woman doesn't notice because they think it's just the guy being himself

ie. things you can get from a shitty $5 sixth hand self-help "How to Make friends" book.

>read this one book, by neil strauss I think
>meet up with a grill after moving to a new city
>she shows me some local bars and such
>see this manlet all dressed up like a retard at one
>leather jacket with some colorful shirt, jeans with all sorts of chains and shit on them, rings, necklace, fucking shades
>remember "peacocking" from the book
>get talking to him for laughs(no homo)
>turns out he is well into this PUA shit
>wants me to be his wingman
>"add me on facebook, bro"
>check his pictures, all are some stupid clubbing shit
>rest of the night see him walking around the place, trying to chat up people
>fails miserably each time
>comes back to us after a little while each time
>keeps making idiotic innuendos about me and the grill

They claim its all just a numbers game and you just need to go out almost every day, asking for contacts and such, until you become desensitized to rejections. I suppose it might work for some people and there are some actual good "players" out there, then there are people like this guy who seem to make up the majority of the community. The guy who recommended me the book was also an annoying cunt who couldn't stop talking about himself and kept making a fool out of himself around everyone we knew, without actually realizing it himself

The book was a somewhat interesting read, though. Not as an instruction manual, but more like a window to the lifestyle. By the end the author seemed to be pretty sickened by it all as well.

Thanks for reading my blog. No, I didn't fug the grill. I'm too much of a beta to make the move.

if a woman whines, she doesn't respect you and wants you to concede an inch so she can take a mile.

Then she'll complain you're not a man and break up with you.

Women do stupid shit without realizing it. It's more important that you're aware of it.

There's obviously a difference between learning to play a basic beginner song and saying you can play that instrument, and there is playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata 3rd movement.

PUA is like you said some basic stuff, but it goes deeper.

They just try fuckin hard and many many times. If you didnt mind getting rejected all the time, you can be pua.

when you say manlet, how short was this guy?

Jesus christ how small is that blonde guy in the front? No wonder he'd turn to PUA shit when he's such a manlet

just do what i did go to clubs take mdma and talk to people then start talking to girls soon you won't need the drugs then you make sex on them it won't be instant i was going out for a year before i lost my v card and i only really noticed i was able to talk to girls in the last month or so it's not hard

i went from 19 years hermit mode 1 year socialising to having sex

Couldn't tell you the exact height, since it was a few years ago, but I remember him being around the same height or a bit shorter than the girl, so something around or under 5'8 perhaps.

How often were you talking MDMA?

every 2-3 weeks i would go out
i know serotonin and all that bizo

Aha! Twas my ruse all along. Youve been quintcucked!!

Mystery is like 7‘ with his 12 inch lifts on. So he's probably 5'5"

Yeah, check out Myster's legs. Is that attainable natty?

I partially read "the game", watched a couple youtube videos and lurked a couple PUA threads when I was like 16. Admittedly at one point I thought that after reading half of the book these guys had special phrases that actually got you laid but my final conclusion is that it's a bunch of guys over analyzing a simple concept; git gud or git rekt.

It's simple as fuck, people are generally welcoming and good and if they had to associate with anybody it would be with someone who makes them feel good. If you're a pleasure to be around, make people laugh, feel great and are always happy of course they'll want to hang around you rather than a depressed loser. That's what people mean when they say they like confident people. Confidence also isn't synonymous with being super loud or attention-seeking, it just means you make people happy and aren't a dick.

I personally believe that being physically fit is synonymous with being mentally fit and emotionally fit (Even spiritually). Which is why a lot of fit guys have no trouble attracting people.

The only thing i really dislike about the PUA community is that in my experience is that the weirder, more unstable "Pick up artists" encourage the non-confident or easily impressionable younger guys toward emotionally manipulating people or seeing a certain demographic as inferior when they tell you to do shit like "insulting a woman makes you seem confident."

Nigga I don't know much man, but just do you the best you can and you will definitely attract the right person for you. If you wanna have casual sex for fun that's fine too but just know the repercussions of your actions.

I don't know what these people do, but judging from OP's pic, (they're all hideous and look like shit, one is wearing a fucking fedora) I'm sure whatever footage you've seen of these men picking up women is a youtube prank esque video, horrible faked and horribly acted. It more than likely is a scam.

Look at how fucking dorky those guys look in OP's pic.

>Asian guy with blue tie, super baggy jeans and that 12 year old haircut
>Fat white guy with a blonde streak in his hair wtf lmao
>Guy Unironically wearing a fedora
>Sweaty indian guy who I can literally smell from here

im sorry but at that point both people are trying to troll eachother, your the retard to have gotten baited

these guys all look like enormous tools

I think a lot of people confuse PUA which is really just about self improvement and learning seduction (ie how to be more charming and confident), with the whole cringe worthy subculture and marketing scams. The use of all these acronyms itself is one of the reasons, just fucking call it seduction if the clowns in OP who reappropriated the culture/techniques trigger you so much.

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what?? tell me more

i think they get more pussy than all of Veeky Forums combined

>visit my sister in another city
>we go to a bar, chat and catch up
>see this skinnyfat guy peacocking
>he looked plain unsavory: terrible beard, terrible outfit, terrible posture
>watch him try to act cool in a corner of the bar, struggling to finish his neat scotch, trying to hold back his wincing with every step
>tries chatting up the female bartender every five minutes
>fails
>tries chatting up any female sitting in the vicinity
>fails
>sister is now worried that she'll be approached
>I tell her not to worry about it
>go to bathroom
>come back and see skinnyfat PUAdude talking to my sister, with his foot raised on a chair, leaning forward and trying to look masculine
>starts vaping while trying to channel his inner Humphrey Bogart
>this scene was hilarious to me, so I decide to sit back and watch
>sister looked annoyed and pissed off, she had this intense bitch face
>skinnyfat was visibly nervous with his hands shaking and eyes twitching
>sit back and watch this cringefest further unfold
>leans forward towards my sister, as if to move in for a kiss
>fails miserably and gets a stack of cocktail napkins thrown in his face

lmao why do they always look like they were dressed by a 12yr old magician/metal music fan?

Daily reminder PUA is a jewish scam designed to separate retards from their shekels.

You asshole, why didnt you come in after he got things throwin in his face and give your sister a hug?
It would have completed it

No i wont

Get fucking meta trolled son
gg

Modern pickup advice basically boils down to becoming the kind of person that girls will want to sleep with.

Lifting is part of it, better social skills is part of it, style etc.

It is then up to you to fix whatever you are weak in. There are so many resources on the internet to fix whatever problem you have and if you have to be spoon fed you were never going to make it anyway.

BUT none of this means shit if you aren't putting yourself out there and actually talking to women and trying to sleep with them.

She has giant toes

You got the basic down, but I think there are some more details, having followed the "rsd" community for a while, that make you do the leap from "confident/friednly" guy to actually getting some tail.
Yeah pua gets a bad rep from weirdos like jeff ross who literally taught how to hypnotize womne.
Now it's all about self development

eben kek

MUH TEST
Oh lawd please let me get squeezed by those juicy thighs

I am a prick. I spent the next few minutes after that moment giggling like a special needs schoolchild.

My sister went up to me, grabbed my arm, and said "I want to leeeeave."

The PUA looked at me nervously while vaping. I might be crazy, but I sensed a force of personal growth coming from within that guy. It was as if he had a paradigm shift. I can only hope, for his sake, that he became a better man after that night.

I'm glad you have trouble reproducing

Lol your still a bunch of tryhards. Reproduction is the most natural thing and you can't do it without making it some cringe fest

Not getting laid in murrica is a tough pill to swallow in the first place but pua faggots turn it into something much uglier

like if you drive a shitbox car and duct tape a spoiler to it

So do these guys dress like retards in order to go for hard mode? It makes me think of Picolo wearing weights at all time so he can make things harder. I mean, they're just pretending to look retarted..r..right?

>decent looking
>socially aware (albeit 'suffer' from extreme isolation). smart

If you've read The Game and were actually impressed by anything other than their startup ability than you are out of touch. The book was pretty cringe worthy, they rarely got laid and they messed with single mothers and generally low tier girls.

I've seen most of the RSD videos. You can clearly see that 'game' has evolved to becoming a social clown. Go out, act like you don't give a fuck, some girls will respond

In general - and this is purely from piecing together free videos - you go out and get to yourself to the point where you really don't give a fuck. If a girl gets hooked and starts responding, you move her around the club. You can say any bullshit you want as long you genuinely don't care. Moving her around will get her used to you. After that, be ready to get her number and move on. Rinse and repeat.

Toward the end of the night (last two hours of opening) is when it's time to try and pull. Text every number you got that night. Establish logistics fist and foremost. Who is available? Try to get them and their friends to go to a diner with you and your friends.

If a girl is particularly receptive then call an uber and get her to come with you. Grab her hand and say whatever you have to to get her come without really saying anything. "After party, come on, come on" Say this while you're leading her out. The words themselves are secondary. If she is truly resistant then stop, look at her, say it's going to be ok and continue. If she's not down then either move on (and get another girl to come home / diner with you) or get her to come to a diner with you.

The next day or so mass text these girls inviting them for coffee etc.

It's a lifestyle choice and largely a 'numbers game'

Honestly, I've never tried the above and succeeded. I was always too nervous

cont.

I have however
>gone to events and groped the hell out girls, including where girls would pretend to drop something etc and bendover so I could continue to grope them
>had my dick sucked by random girls
>met a fuckbuddy by groping her in public

The main point is that you put yourself out there and you're not too nervous. If I try to grope a girl while feeling a margin of fear, even if she isn't attractive, she will reject me and get creeped out. Meanwhile I've grabbed hot girls under the skirt in line and yanked them toward me when they tried to move away and they ended up letting it happen.

I also think there are a lot of intangibles when it comes to acting attractive. The best thing you can do is try until you succeed

it may look like it but it ain't a cringe blog here
pls kindly fuck off

You just wrote a wall of text about pua shit on Veeky Forums rethink your life and leave Veeky Forums

>I have however
Jesus fucking chirst dude, youre even worse than the PUA faggots from what youre telling us here

I put summary of hours of PUA videos into a short Veeky Forums post - inside a thread on PUA. Shut the fuck up you fucking autist.
>it ain't a cringe blog here
Your use of aint is cringe

get a grip you lil bitch

this. wtf

Why the you?
I nrver said I practice this stuff. I just like to wstch

You sound like my kind of dude desu
>no homo

Pic related is you and your sis

38601294
^How do you like on this website

too obvious

they are slugs with zero personality who use game as a filler

>this. wtf
>you're even worse than the PUA faggots
>lil bitch
If you could put suburban gown autitic fag into words, then these would be it.
This is a PUA thread. I'm probably one of the few people on this board that has 1. hung out in PUA circles irl, gone to RSD free tours, consumed a ton of content and 2. had some actual success.. and I'm posting in a thread asking about PUA

dang ole

pretty sure the guy in the middle is going through a divorce, in his 40's and has 2 kids

the fact that you were at such a low point in your life where you had to go to pick up artist circles tells me that you were the ugly duckling of your low income family, have severe social anxiety, low self esteem, or all of the above. which is it?

Youre boasting on a nigerian camel breeding forum about groping girls you dont know
Those immigrants in germany did the same fucking thing you did, im sure there is some sublety youre not telling here but from what youre telling us youre pretty much just moleting random chicks until one of em "lets it happen"

Why do you think it's better to fuck random sloots than put time and money into a girl for the long run?

BTFO BY

This will probably be shat on too, but for anyone actually interested, check this video out.

If you're not willing to watch an hour long video then you're not willing to go through feeling like shit before you find yourself adapting.

youtube.com/watch?v=PPpIGQ9ZWFw

This will give you a legitimate look on what it's like and he gives some random life advice from a guy who's got had dating (and life) success.

If you want to go further try going to the GLL forums and meet some irl friends in the community

you seem like a sad sad 20 year old who runs after pussy because his job as a deep fry operator at burger king is depressing and he has no talent for a normal hobby

you do this for self confirmation, yet it's clearly not working because instead of having hobbies you hang out with pua faggots irl and neckbeards online

you deserve all the shit you get here, manchild

hah, you're pathetic as fuck

lol lets put you beside me and talk to the exact same girl. how much do you want to bet id fuck her brains out before you even have a chance to drop your
>le im ignoring you xDD
>nice earrings with slight arm rub
no pua bullshit needed you inept neanderthal

lol

Thank god hopefully the wife gets full custody

Look up RSD, it's basically pickup infused with self improvement and it's honestly helped me loads

holy shit my most favourite gym attendees in the front

indian, lanklet and manlet

Why aren't these threads deleted?

You wasted a full house on THAT comment?

What works and what doesn't is very basic. You can't teach how to be charismatic, but you can teach how not to trip all over yourself and put your foot into your purty mouth.

Does anybody have that pic of these faggots walking on the street? The one with the guy in a snake skin suit, the faggot in the middle with huge platforms and leather and shit

It always makes me laugh

Nope, but here's a few of them bombing on live TV
youtube.com/watch?v=Lt32PMAzEfo