I'm fucked

>about to graduate from decent university in canada with a standard bachelors of science
>never held a job apart from my summer gas station job that I've had for the last 9 years
>bad student; no extracurriculars, C student
>never even made a formal resume, no connections, never knew any profs

I fucked up bad Veeky Forums. I can't think about my future without getting mild panic attacks. What options are there for people like me?
>inb4 mcdolans

Do any relevant hobbies on the side at least?

Most certainly not. I've picked up accounting/management skills from working at the gas station for so long I suppose, but nothing beyond rudimentary shit, that wouldn't be helpful outside of running a gas station.

How much are your OSAP loans? How Fuckin retarded are you dude...

You're pretty fucked desu. Go to coding bootcamp and be a codemokey. Having that piece of paper will help you, also lie on your resume, you can pay people online to be "references".
Also, what uni and major? Just curious.

The school year only just started, you can still get involved stop posting on Veeky Forums and go sign up for some student groups

>How much are your OSAP loans?
Zero. I've always put all my money towards school and lived with my parents so no debt. I've accumulated a good amount because I work 60 hour weeks in the summer.
>How Fuckin retarded are you dude...
Very. We've been over that, I hope your first question was leading somewhere and not just for purpose of schadenfreude

McMaster, Life Sciences. Tell me more about that codemonkey boot camp. Will having a degree aid in the process?

Can student groups really save me at this point? What do you recommend?

Just confused about ur choices man. I simply dont understand you man.

You had bad marks... no networking..... I dont understand why man. Why did it take u 4 years?????? Im also in Ontario Canada never been to postsecondary though.