Who is the Chaddest historical figure?

well what do you think a chad is?

...

Underrated

this is what happens when you start a thread during Am*rican hours

that bodyguard who ran toward booty under fire

>A chad is a guy strong enough to do whatever he wants whenever he wants and get away with it.
Fuck off back to r/chadmemes or whatever gay shithole you came from

Julius Caesar

>tells sulla to go fuck himself when he's commanded to divorce his wife
>when he's kidnapped by pirates he jokingly tells them he's gonna crucify them when he gets free. they laugh at him. when he's set free he hunts them down and crucifies all of them
>becomes a lawyer and sues a bunch of rich senators for shits and giggles
>makes everyone in the senate a cuck by fucking everyone's wives
>conquers the entirety of gaul with only four legions
>first roman to sail to britain
>germans think they're safe across the rhine so he builds a huge fucking bridge over it to show them he can fuck them up whenever he wants; they panic and run
>besieges a city and builds a massive wall around it; when reinforcements show up he builds another wall on his other side to keep them out while he keeps the others in
>declares war on the entire roman republic; wins
>everyone is so scared of him the top generals and statesmen flee rome as soon as they hear caesar is coming
>keeps cleopatra as a fuck buddy
>conquers all of egypt, north africa and spain in a couple of years
>forgives all of his enemies to show them how much better he is than them
>walks around without s bodyguard cause he's no pussy
>took fifty armed men almost thirty stabs to take the mad lad down
>name would be used be emperors for two thousands years
>a system of birth is named after him

a very attractive and successful man who impregnates the girl you had a massive crush on in high school but were too socially inept to even talk to

Generally, women.
Catherine the Great of Russia: usurped the throne with some beta orbiters, ruled with her cunt, subjugated Poland with her cunt.

The Boat Lord

The chad is not only physically superior to the robot in every way, he's also a genuinely good guy, unlike them.

>Generally, women.
Nu-male Beta.

Chad's aren't sociopaths

takes a Crucifixion like a champ

>women are awesome historical figures
>lists literally one woman

>women are awesome historical figures
I'm not saying that women are more or less awesome than men. I'm saying that women can rule by utilizing their sex appeal and romantic connections, which isn't a thing for male rulers.

I.e. chad qualities don't shine when you are sovereign. If you are sovereign, you female sexual dominance does shine, if you have one.

This. The guy who pump-and-dumps your highschool crush is Brad

that's wrong retard

Edward IV of England

>Led armies as a young boy
>Had loads of affairs and illegitimate children
>Married a commoner and didn't give a fuck how many people this upset
>Personally dethroned the house of Lancaster at the age of 19
>Confirmed to have fought in the frontline of battles
>Fought at Towton, the most bloody battle ever fought on British soil
>Infamous for drinking a shit load
>6'4 in the middle ages

How can other monarchs even compete?

>Single handily altered half of Europe's gene pool and most of Central Asia.
>Not chad

>manlet
By all descriptions he was supposed to be very big

16th post best post

you might not like chad, but chad is what peak performance looks like

Augustus "the strong", king of Poland-Saxony
>He liked to show that he lived up to his name by breaking horseshoes with his bare hands and engaging in fox tossing by holding the end of his sling with just one finger while two of the strongest men in his court held the other end
>over 300 bastards
>would drink for days with Peter the great
>strived to be as great as Sobieski

...

>literal faggot
>chad

Idiots all of you.

Didn't lead armies though did he, his butt boy advisers did

Okay Cicero

Christ really is the ultimate chad.

Chad of Mercia

unironcially drumpf

>get killed
>come back to life
literal god tier
beta uprising.
Ghengis is ours, chads beware.

>The guy who pump-and-dumps your highschool crush is Brad

That's how chad he was.

lanklets are so insecure

>Fucking other men into submission
>Not the chaddest act possible.

Muhammad.

Mussolini of course. Maybe he would have looked better with hair but idk.

No he doesn't. He whinges about it and asks "Daddy" why he's forsaken him.

Beta as fuck deity right there. Herakles built his own goddamn funeral pyre for apotheosis, Jesus asked his "daddy" to stop.

>a system of birth is named after him

he performed his own caesarean

unironically this guy

literal empire killer

Caesar was a manlet, he can't be Chad

No other emporer had the Chad appearance like his

The Absolute Madman, ofcourse.

Chads don't need lolis to feel powerful.

t. 5'9

>poland or someone from poland beeing great in any period of history
Kys faggot

>sudokus
chad

It is you retard.

Why do you fags refuse to lurk?

it's not a thread for the greatest historical figure but the chaddest one dumbfuck

>breaks down crying when he visits Alexander's grave because he never acomplished as much as him despite Alex dying at age 32

Even by Caesar's admission Alexander was the bigger chad.

>pussy jew who had never even fucked a girl
>chad
christc*cks are pathetic

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ismail_Ibn_Sharif

>Moulay Ismaïl is alleged to have fathered a total of 867 children, including 525 sons and 342 daughters, was noted by 1703 and his 700th son was born in 1721. It is estimated that he had 2,000 concubines.[17][18][19][20][21][22] This is widely considered the record number of offspring for any man throughout history that can be verified.

Chad, I...

>keeps cleopatra as a fuck buddy

Tb h this wasn't much of an accomplishment

>a system of birth is named after him

And a calendar

But he was a faggot tyrant who destroyed Rome and for that he will always be a cunt

Cato pls

Hadiths aren’t historical records. There’s no legitimate proof of his pedophilia.

Alexander the Great no doubt about it

>Broke the Sacred Band when he was just 16
>Destroyed the Persians left and right
>Personally led charges against the enemy
>Was wounded almost a dozen times
>Captured Darius' wife and daughters
>Didn't fuck them because he was too much of a chad
>Fucked boys as well because giga chad
>Conquered what ever he wanted because he could
>Conquered the mighty Persian Empire and reached India
>Was worshiped as a God
>Had a bunch of wives
>People for thousands of years tried to emulate his success
>People two thousand years later are arguing about who owns his heritage

I don't even know what to say anymore theres so much more, Alex was the ultimate chad

Tell that to the horde of death worshippers in the mideast.

This. I still get mindblown seeing how he utterly destroyed the persian empire

>ctrl+f
>no Lucius Aelius Aurelius Commodus Augustus Herculeus Romanus Exsuperatorius Amazonius Invictus Felix Pius
Disappointed in you, Veeky Forums.

Is this even a contest. Everyone tried to emulate him, even Caesar thought he was a failure compared to him.

>kills his own father to fuck his mother
Absolute chad

Is this real?

>Caesar receive letter in Senate
>Cato thinks it implicates Caesar in the Cataline conspiracy
>demands Caesar reads it aloud
>it's a love letter from his half-sister, Servilia, Brutus' mother
>the entire Senate gets to learn how much Cato's half-sister lusts for Caesar

Easily

>Augustus the Strong
>from Poland
He was a German, the elector count of Saxony

No, the death of Philip is still more a less a mystery, but Olympia did have a hand in it, whether Alexander did is disputed, but he probably wanted it to happen either way, as for him fucking Olympia maybe he has better sources but im not aware of this, apart from the movie with Angelina Jolie

He surely was a Chad, but not the Chaddest.

Alcibiades.

All others mentioned were either ineffectual hedonists who didn't achieve much historically, or great leaders who had more or less unhappy personal lives (the free pussy that comes with power notwithstanding), and mostly built their fortunes on the work of their followers.

Alcibiades meanwhile was both a hedonist and an accomplished politician, and he managed to achieve success despite being surrounded by enemies from all quarters and having little to no allies. In fact, even his personal failures worked out in his favour since he was exiled before the final defeat at Aegospotami. As to his personal life, he managed to cuck the Spartan king while being an exiled Athenian that was tenously accepted as advisor, which was a much larger feat than other kings fucking random slaves and captives, even if they were queens.

He got cucked though
>endures one of the most horrific excutions and dies for our sins
>humans still sin anyway making his sacrifice pointless

There's a sexual aspect to male dominance independent of it being an explicitly sexual context. Submitting to Caesar is sort of implicitly consenting to Caesar fucking you in the butt

...

>fucking women is the peak of masculinity

I remember when I was in high school.

You really can't into theology

>>Fucked boys as well because giga chad

Wew lad

>5'4"

This motherfucker right here, he was also the hero of later chads like Codreanu

< Yugoslav contender

He died a virgin though. He is more like what Wizzardchan or mgtow fags aspire to be like - never dating, mostly hangign out with other dudes or meditating on his own but still achieving a lot.

...

>literal god tier

aw yes. codreanu is the chaddest

>>pussy jew who had never even fucked a girl
>>chad
>christc*cks are pathetic

He damned the souls of the entire Jewish race just by giving up his life to go to heaven.

Next up are "Christians" and Muslims.

I am the Son of God, King of Earth.

youtu.be/kk-5EDgKlAQ

This is anachronistic as fuck. Try expressions of masculine dominance from history on their own terms. I'd try Lord Byron for starters.

...

>uploading a jay-peg