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steroids are for manlet faggots

Someone please help

Thanks

your girlfriend a transitioning transwoman and an agoraphobe that injects her own progesterone or some shit or your old dad needs trt, or youre injecting b12

Can I kickstart with var?

Cutting for first 4 weeks while test kicks in

Yes it's real var

NO YOU CANNOT


Of course you can. It will be mostly cosmetic, but should make a slight difference in gains. I like it for cutting up, personally.

>sign up to gym I just found within driving distance
>first time deadlifting in ~18 months, get 315 for 15 reps total, feel like I could've 1RM'ed 365 if I had straps
>walk out ten minutes after I came in
>forgot to tip the receptionist girl

ayyyy, do you give diet advice? I was gonna order from u not too long ago but my pc blew up right after sorry bout that.

Do you seriously tip reception or is it a meme?

I can't speak for anyone else, but I tip gym receptionists.

that's not the only thing he tips, mind you

Time to get back on Dat dere celltech

I'll be happy if I'm back to deadlifting 495 for reps in 2-3 weeks, going to stay natty though.

Look man. I don't think you understand my level of autism.

Could you, or someone else please tell me exactly what I should say?

I know, I know. It's terrible. But I need my hand held, user. Or Im gonna pee myself and cry. And no one should have to go through that.

What the fuck is that picture??

>Roiding for this

How do you guys even justify it?

They got back together

god pajeets are good with the meta humor

25yo 100kg ~10-13%bf year round 185cm
On "trt" of 200mg week test E for life
have 60 100mg amps of Bayer primo
looking for permenant muscle shoud I
100mg / week for 60 weeks?
300mg / week for 20 weeks?
600mg / week for 10 weeks?

any experience with pharma primo welcome.
thanx bros

on phone, sorry for stupid formatting

Get 3mL, 25g. 1in should be fine for quads if you're not fat. They may not have those so be prepared for other sizes of needle.

Tell them you're gluing fine pieces of plastic and metal for art, or something along those lines.

>Permanent muscle
>/Fraud/
Pick one

so general health > gains?
pretty smart, can't kid myself that steroids are ok.
Wish I could give them up.

Just say "Hello id like 3ml, 1inch25guage syringes, and 23guage". If they say they don't have any then see what they have.

If they ask what for tell them it's to inject yourself(duh) if they turn you down for any reason ask to speak to a manager or just look flustered they want you to reuse needles or something.

Thank you thank you thank you!!!!

Literally saved my gains. May God smile fortune upon you, kind soul.

>It's to inject myself
>Where's your Rx, we ain't helping junkies gtfo
Not sure about that bro

Highly recommending 25g if you can get it. Just did my first pin with 25g after using 22g & 21g. Felt like a damn voodoo doll or some shit.

I was reading the last thread and stumbled on.. bimbo killing himself?

what about it?

stop bullying him faggots

21g-25g at 1-1.5in is fucking huge for IV as far as I know. Thought junkies preferred insulin needles.

Hes just QQ about his gook ex. Nothing of value will be lost if hes actually gonna kill himself over a break up.

They won't say that dude

Think about it from their perspective. Their medical professionals basically encouraging a drug addict to reuse needles. No fucking way. Don't even worry dude

No one will think anything besides a dirty look

this picture is all sorts of awesome and amazing

Of course he's not killing himself.

He's probably emotional with hormones and stuff. We all been through it. Me too

Stop breaking his balls.

I pick fraud and now will you address my question please.

Oh wow mast has a heart?

His last post he said he was gonna kill himself.

I didn't validate him with attention at all. But god damn if he ain't bringing this all on himself.

It's a cry for help

He just need some time. Then he will read back what he has said and would probably laugh about it.

Time will heal

in the mean while, we just shredding and getting bigger

how much do you weigh big boy ;]

you still scared to step on the scale?

>tfw just had a big gains meal

test is in your bloodstream within hours of the injection, there is no "kick in" time, which is a myth mostly stemming from the lack of perception of noticable changes until around the 4th week.

Keen eyes can spot differences in their physique within days (mostly fluid)

If you want to take a compound to make more gains as result of additive effect, sure, but taking something as a kickstart is mostly useless

>Commanding and then asking please
Wewlad.
I don't know about primo. It's longer half-life, but weaker action makes me think you should preload for 1week at double what you'll be running the rest of the time. And run it for a minimum of 10 weeks.

Note, this is from someone who has no experience with primo.

600mg for 10 weeks, or 300mg for 20 weeks.

Muscle growth will be slow but consistent. And "permanent" in as much as that it will be real muscle you gain and not fluid loading magic.

At 600 he should really run an AI. 300 might be side effect free

Its primo, though

Doing:
500(Test E)
500(Tren E)
400(Mast E)

Will I die if no AI.

no but you'll have cute tits ;]

not necesarily

Then how come most people don't need an ai until around week 3 or 4?

ayyy what up

how old is new gf

my dick what the fuck

post more

she'll be 16 in a few months

mirin. you stick it to her yet?

where do u even get these pics

please

>mirin. you stick it to her yet?
I wont be yolo if I didnt

prime jb, /s/, Veeky Forums is where I've collected most

...

my nig. what's she like, height/weight etc. smart?

when we gettin faceless pics ((preferably with hand holding))

What's your game changing news for au roids?

help guis

>my nig. what's she like, height/weight etc. smart?
I'm just a lil bit taller than her and Im 185cm

shes not what you'd call academically gifted, much more free spirited. Likes drawing psychedelic drawings, playing guitar, into the whole psytance scene.

>when we gettin faceless pics
gimme a sec

shit she's tall then, wouldn't've guessed

tinder?

>tinder?
nah.
shes my flatmate's sister's sister.
they brought her along to visit once.

Damn yolo, have you fucked yet?
Please cum deep inside for me breh

4mg every 4 hours, 3x a day would do fine, add caffeine for appetite suppression. I prefer Albuterol (Ventolin) to Clenbuterol, the side effects are much milder and health impact seems lesser.

do your mates not care that u are fuckin their underage sisters?

>Damn yolo, have you fucked yet?Damn yolo, have you fucked yet?
inb4 chris handson but yes.

>Please cum deep inside for me breh
shes not on the pill so cant :'c
>do your mates not care that u are fuckin their underage sisters?
all the mates are girls.
they dont know we're fucking tho.
her sister does try her best to keep me away from her tho

5'10-11 and still has an ass, mirin genetics. is her face qt too?

hope you're hitting her raw

How though, are you just really physical when they come around?

How old are you yolo?

he's at least 14, ociffer :]

>5'10-11 and still has an ass, mirin genetics. is her face qt too?
idk, I think so. She does this thing where she looks super innocent and it drives me cray.

>How though, are you just really physical when they come around?
they dont bring her around anymore.
Now what we do is we wait for school events, (athletics, drama, extra curricular, sport) then I go pick her up and take her somewhere. Then just drop her at home or at school afterwards.

+- 22

atleast yea

>then I go pick her up and take her somewhere

covert ops, sounds pretty hot tbqh

>covert ops, sounds pretty hot tbqh

lol dude, she even drew me a map on paper of her school the first time cuz she was affraid I wouldnt find her

that's really cute

My god yolo, you are my hero
Id shake your hand if i wasnt sure it has been inside someone recently

how do you do it?

>that's really cute
ikr! :3

>My god yolo, you are my hero
lol, feels good.

>how do you do it?
the very first time she told me she had a party at a friends house. And that it finishes at like 11pm if I wanted to come pick her up afterwards and stuff.

So I just booked a place there and picked her up and took her there. We watched series for like 2mins before making out and stuff.

I remember cuz my laptop fell off the bed lol.

Then she slept over by my and told her mom she slept over at the girl's house who had the party.

how much am i supposed to tip?

shit is hilarious

>shes my flatmate's sister's sister.
a sister's sister is just a sister dude

what a confusing thing to say

i see you have not actually left humanity behind

What's with all the jailbait?
Will frauding get me young girls?

16 is legal here and I'm okay with this.

A little more than you tip a chambermaid.

> Now what we do is we wait for school events, (athletics, drama, extra curricular, sport) then I go pick her up and take her somewhere. Then just drop her at home or at school afterwards.

wow that's some to catch a predator level shit right there

cosigning u being my hero, does she know your age and not care?

I've been tindering as a 22yr old even tho i'm 28 and getting 18 yr olds interested constantly. Guilt stops me from 99% of them though and just feed off the attention and nudes, I couldn't pass up the 18 yr old asian qt tho no matter my guilt. I'm thinking tren is going to override my guilt and many a young girl will be misled by me. I'm a bad person i'm pretty sure.

>shes my flatmate's sister's sister.
my flatmate's sister's friend's sister *
soz

>Will frauding get me young girls?
has /not/ frauding gotton you jb?

it aint easy being skeezy.

>cosigning u being my hero, does she know your age and not care?

yeah she knows and doesnt care.

>I'm thinking tren is going to override my guilt
all you have to do is let it

>I'm a bad person i'm pretty sure.
same can be said about most of us bra

This

how find source
ausfag here

>18
>bad

lol please, there's absolutely nothing wrong with banging 18-year-olds. it's only morally ambiguous at best if you're leading them on/make them think they have a shot at a relationship with you when all you want is sex. and even then, doing that to a 25-year-old is the same, just that she most likely has more experience with that.

just fuck em. go as low as the law allows you to. it's 16 here and I'm enjoying the shit out of it

>has /not/ frauding gotton you jb?

Yes.
I'm good looking.

Just seems more prelevant here.

Why not 450 for 15 weeks? Longer blast should give you more time for gains.

depends alot on the girl / type of girl

as well as your own personality.

I'm a almost 32 year old manchild.
I never really go out of my way to get chicks though.

Usually when I get laid it's because the girl made a point of pursuing me, otherwise I'm withdrawn and don't care.

Was hoping maybe the high levels of test would compliment my good looks and charisma and put that hunter instinct back in me.

>Was hoping maybe the high levels of test would compliment my good looks and charisma and put that hunter instinct back in me.

it might help

Do they pursue you often?

Here's hoping.
But honestly now that I think of it I hardly see how I'll have the time.

More often then has any right to happen.
Especially now that I work security at bars and clubs.

Then again I've had 5+ year dry spells.

I try not to be when it involves others though. I don't care if I destroy my own life but my empathy for others is too great, which is why i spend all my time alone doing coke and roids and lifting at 3am.

I wouldn't give a shit if they were 14, age ain't no thang. All the guilt comes from me being 28 and saying im 22. It aint my fault all the chicks my age are fucking fat sacks of shit and i'm tryin to find cute biddies to bang before they ruin their bodies with legal drinking and netflixing.

I actually do have feels for gf tho.

> i spend all my time alone doing coke and roids and lifting at 3am.
sounds almost poetic lol

how long does it take for it kick in?

>Then again I've had 5+ year dry spells.
Yeah i know how that goes
maybe going fraud can help both of us
you get your hunters instinct back again and i can break my dry spell