That first sip of the day

>Sun still shining in the pic

o shit niggah it has creatine?how much caffeinge

fruit punch is amazing. the lemon aint bad but can be a bit harsh.

How would I take a picture of it in the dark after the sun goes down user?

This shit has like 350mg of caff in it, this shit is no joke. Currently taking their pre, and it is pretty srs business as well. Great company desu

B-but you said before bed... Taking the picture hours early is lying to me, Senpai...

Don't call me desu you fucking nerd

No one will fall for this bait

bump

You must be over 18 to post here

hahaha get blown the fuck out

...

u kno, creatine loses it's potency or w/e over while in liquid

>trying to stop drinking monster
>see this thread
You aint making this easy, fäm

I've never had Monster does it taste like Red Bull?

Only unhealthy plebs drink that shite.

Nah, it tastes better imo

That import Monster is potent af

Does it taste similar to any other soda? What's the base? Lime?

Why do you all drink this shit. You can get 100 caffiene tablets from walgreens for the price of two cans.

True, I don't drink coffee but will have energy drinks every now and then.

Gotta enjoy the taste too.

>energy drink
>0 calories
uhhhhh

The original doesnt really remind me of anything else that I can think of, doesnt know what the base is. It kinda have its own taste

Don't question it, goy.

u fuckin stupid br

caffeine and other chemicals have virtually no calories bub.

Yeah, drack that shit everyday when I was travelling in Aus and NZ, we dont have that one here in Sweden

Import meaning from where?

I knew it was in NZ but I've got no idea how widespread it really is.

From what I remember it was originally from Holland but i'm not sure. Bit of a shame you can't get it if you're so close. Probably regulations against the shit.

What's the difference in packaging

Yeah probably some stupid shit like that. Its too bad cuz it was fucking tasty

Similar but distinctive. Bigger can and different cap too.

I used to like them but like to save my caffeine tolerance for preworkout.

but what's the fucking point? It's supposed to give you energy. I would appreciate if it was loaded with stimulants and 500 calories and some microelements.

What's the hardcore preworkout now days?

Energy also doesn't come from caffeine

>Drinking caffeine every day

the effects of caffeine become non existent after a couple weeks or so of regular use, everything else in an energy drink is basically horrible for you, and drinking them 8-12 hours before bed turns your deep sleep into naps in terms of quality.

Fucking casuals.

>drinking them 8-12 hours before bed turns your deep sleep into naps in terms of quality
kek that's not how caffeine works

Are you 13?

I'm 27. Why?

Yes it is, caffeine makes your sleep shit.

Never noticed, unless I drink it an hour before sleep. Guess you're weak

>see some other guy in the gym drinking a monster
>hmmmm
>pop a can in gym parking lot the next day because why not
>working sets fly up ezpz
>could've been a good day
>drink one right before working out for a week
>same result

I want to believe

Drink water

Don't let the Capitalist Jew sell you legal drugs, goy

Caffeine level in blood peaks in 1 hour after ingestion. In 8 hours it's already way past your bladder

>caffeine gives you energy

Literally just walked what feels like forever for a can.

are these in Aus

Hm i wouldnt know. Im from Denmark.

I love zero ultra but do I love it more than regular or even regular zero sugar?

These are the questions.

It's commonly labelled and marketed as energy because it aids concentration and improves alertness.

For the majority of people consuming these drinks, who don't concern themselves with physical performance as much as artificially inducing enthusiasm for everyday shit things in life, they are effective enough.

Unfortunately the next step after energy drinks is alcohol or plentiful amounts of sugary treats for when the caffeine inevitably stops producing the same kick.

>not just sipping on green tea all day erryday

Pleb.

Didnt see any when I went down the eastcoast for three months, so i dont think so

Sorry bro, thought it was another can. Yeah they have that one in aus

Use a lamp? Turn your room light on?

>tfw energy drinks trigger my lower colon inflammation and blood in my poop

Butt period?

kind of, I lost 20 pounds during my first inflammation

You might not notice that doesn't mean your sleep isn't worse, fag.

Even real sugar/hfcs ones? might be the artificial sweeteners, they can be inflammatory

you fucking plebs

Kill yourself

>pay more for less
>pay more for same caffiene content per serving
>pay more to drink something that tastes worse
>we're the plebs

Wew lad, wew indeed.

Ah, the old bum wee

>pay more for less
are you poor?

is tastier
sugar free and still fucking good
just the right amount of caffeine

it's the top notch energy drink senpai

>zero sugar
>same price
whats the fucking point then
to pay more for water?

Sounds like you're angry, are angry because you're weak?

I don't have a rich daddy so I actually earn my money, I'd rather not pay almost twice the price for nothing

What do your parents' wealth have to do with you not being able to afford a $3 drink?

>2016
>drinking the water jew

face it, anyone that drinks fluid is getting cucked by the jews, i havent drank anything for years and i feel so much more energetic and strong than i used to

i don't have it in brazil :( not even regular monster in my town, only in a few stores couple times a year

i'm not poor, and redbull don't sell sugarfree on a bigger can, not here where i live at least, and i also preffer drinking monster, i also had a monster sponsorship for 4 weeks when i was playing on a band during warped tour

I used to drink these to stay awake and alert in AIT, for fucking 10 hours at a time of PowerPoints. One of my sergeants got all pissed off because I had two of them on my desk and I drank them both within the hour. I was one of the best in the class, don't argue with results.

Reviewbrah, is that you?

>mfw a middle aged coworker opens an energy drink can at 8am wearing business casual

>Not drinking V

You're never gonna make it brah

enjoy rotting your insides, that shit is cancer in a can.

>the autism in this thread

good fucking lord

The white can kind of tastes citrussy

wtf

Not drinking redline...

>BCAAs
>300mg caffeine
>0 sugar, 0cals
>Makes you feel alive

>"energy" drinks

Might aswell shove 10 teaspoons of sugar and 5 teaspoons of instant coffe up your anus at this point.

>Unfortunately the next step after energy drinks is alcohol or plentiful amounts of sugary treats for when the caffeine inevitably stops producing the same kick.

>feeling energetic
Wow look who is using energy, Exactly like the jews want you to. Good goy. I haven't used energy in 4 years. never felt better. all day lying in bed. who's getting jewed now?

I'd rather get 3 drinks for 5$

Read the label, faggot. Any soda has just as much sugar. Taurine does nothing, it's just 4 cups of coffee

Provide proof for your silly claims

So I finally got to the point where caffeine doesn't do shit for me but still makes me anxious

What's a good alternative?

caffeine has a half life of 4.5 hours.

doing lines of cocaine