Tfw smoking weed before gym

>tfw smoking weed before gym
>tfw get so motivated like i just drank 5 scoops of the stringest pre-workout
>tfw feel a better connection between my mind and muscles
>usual weights feel so much lighter
>tfw dancing and humming while putting plates on the bar

Why is weed so fucking good?

Kill yourself faggot

>baked out of my fucking mind
>it's time to do squats
>put on the plates
>use a cushion for maximum comfortness
>feel the muscles in my legs working, nicee
>atg, time to go up
>ohmygodmyheart.jpg
>it feels like i'm atlas
>finish one rep, that was way too intense

Never again, only after workouts or running

>>baked out of my fucking mind

That's where you fucked up, druggie. I only take one or two hits out of a pipe.

why are you such a sad loser?

Enjoy your decreased lung capacity

Jk I'm jelly, smoking weed only gives me a dry mouth :(

Lol dancing and humming what are you fucking gay?

lmao nice bro blaze that shit all day xD

>Smoke gravity bong
>hit some personal bests
>allow myself one square of chocolate as reward
>spiral out of control and order dominos
>get so horny I jerk off in my underpants
>let it dry and go about my day

>taking a stress hormone inducing muscle relaxer pre exercise with another drug that increases BP and HR

why