>tfw smoking weed before gym
>tfw get so motivated like i just drank 5 scoops of the stringest pre-workout
>tfw feel a better connection between my mind and muscles
>usual weights feel so much lighter
>tfw dancing and humming while putting plates on the bar
Why is weed so fucking good?
Kill yourself faggot
>baked out of my fucking mind
>it's time to do squats
>put on the plates
>use a cushion for maximum comfortness
>feel the muscles in my legs working, nicee
>atg, time to go up
>ohmygodmyheart.jpg
>it feels like i'm atlas
>finish one rep, that was way too intense
Never again, only after workouts or running
>>baked out of my fucking mind
That's where you fucked up, druggie. I only take one or two hits out of a pipe.
why are you such a sad loser?
Enjoy your decreased lung capacity
Jk I'm jelly, smoking weed only gives me a dry mouth :(
Lol dancing and humming what are you fucking gay?
lmao nice bro blaze that shit all day xD
>Smoke gravity bong
>hit some personal bests
>allow myself one square of chocolate as reward
>spiral out of control and order dominos
>get so horny I jerk off in my underpants
>let it dry and go about my day
>taking a stress hormone inducing muscle relaxer pre exercise with another drug that increases BP and HR
why
We all have momentary lapse in judgment. It's ok user.
This always happens. I can't control myself on weed.
I can see myself doing this
>already have bad paranoia
>first time I got high I ate a whole cookie
>couldn't decide between sleeping or staring at the door
Right in the fucking feels.
>be everyday stoner addict
>Functional, good job gf etc etc
>Start getting really bad paranoid delusions
>Try to quit
>Can't quit
Someone help
Jesus, are you me
ure probs a schizo
Who's got a screenshot of that who went to the gym on lsd or something. OP in a few days.
Found it.
Smoke indica not sativa. You'll be good then.
Every time I have an edible lol. I always tell myself it'll help me bulk, then I just eat garbage and munchies(the chips) and candy(warheads taste good for the first time since I was a little kid) but it tastes like heaven
Like what
Fucking datura man..
Tell me about Datura, I have Datura plants growing on my garden.
They have big beautiful purple flowers that smell very sweet.
don't do it
>dude walks into gym smelling like weed
>proceeds to bench 30lb dumbbells with shit form at lightning fast speed
>overhear him talking to some uninterested girl about the benefits of weed
>fidgeting and spazzing through entire workout
Boy you pot smokers sure know how to present yourselves
This... some fuck i used to chat with took it on cam once. It was like he lost 30 iq points from taking it, after the fact.
Also, if you have cats, make sure they don't eat it- or remove it. Cats have some weird attracting to eating it IIRC - Henbane too.
>have large garage with homegym
>get high as fuck before working out
>put on massive neurofunk jams and dance like a madman between sets
probably my favorite thing to do while high desu, definitely wouldn't do it at a public gym though
>Neurofunk
Mah man
>think some guy smells like weed
>see him do things I dont do at gym
>make up part about girl post on Veeky Forums
Boy you really made a great story there
LSD is better