Scientists haven't made an edible substance that has zero calories...

>scientists haven't made an edible substance that has zero calories, tastes somewhat decent and fills you up so you don't feel the need to over-eat

Why?

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diet jello

Vegetables, almost.

Cabbage

celery

Munching on raw vegetables gets old after a few months, plus it subtracts from daily macros

because it's nearly impossible

our body is so good at absorbing calories from things, that we can sustain ourselves entirely on treebark if we need to

you might say "what about fake sugar, like splenda or aspartame?"

the truth about fake sugars is that they dont ACTUALLY have 0 calories, they're just so sweet that you need almost none at all to make a bottle of sweetened 0 calorie soda, or coffee

>gets old
and? its like you eat for taste

youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
might be what you're looking for op

>Munching on raw vegetables subtracts from daily macros
What

And so will munching on this science shit

Do illicit drugs count?
Because they have zero calories, make you feel shit (close to taste good) and on some you don't feel like eating at all

Wtf? Why would you eat if you are not doing it for the energy and nutrients? Are you obese?

Kids are dying of hunger, and OP is looking for a food that his fat ass can eat without adding calories to his diet.

Cook them you animal.

And if you can't fit vegetables into your macros you fucked up, enjoy your scurvy and micro deficiencies as you make shit gains.

Water, duh.

You mean like a diet coke for foods?

>what are vegetables with seasoning

dust

Shirataki Noodles

because it already exists in nature and wise alpha males don't cater to the sins of sloth and gluttony.

>5 cents each
Fuark these are perfect for bulking

How are these fags still alive?