Uh user, why are you wearing a shirt?

>uh user, why are you wearing a shirt?
>it's a pool party, and we can tell you work out
>let's see those abs, cmon!

Haha okay just give me a minute to grab a drink and say hi to everyone.

I'M BULKING LEAVE ME ALONE ROASTIE
REEEEEEEE

Nice turnout for your party, fucking losers.

Alright, just hold my pizza for a second.

>not having at least a 2pack at all times
>bulking over 18% bf

>tfw pale
>tfw acne
>tfw can't take my shirt off to get tan because acne; have acne because I can't get sun.
>tfw I've cut dairy for a week and no improvement

Sorry m'ladies... I'm doing SS+GOMAD

Why is an asian and a lankett trying to get me to show my abs?

>> arrive at party
>>get drink and say hi to host
>>give them the case of beer I brought as a party favor
>>head out back to pool
>>take shirt off as I'm walking through door
>>girls ask me to be on their teem for a pool game cause I look strong.
>>agree
>>have fun, make new friends.