Tfw someone is better than you

>tfw someone is better than you

>not worrying about yourself

Huh, I've never really experienced that feel.

>tfw watching normies make friends at school as you silently browse Veeky Forums on your mobile

...

>new lad at work
>Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums japanese lad
>get butthurt at having office mire competition
>find out hes gay
>massive relief
Still #1 lads

It burns
When I see naturally beautiful blonde girls, it kills me knowning even with a face full of makeup and a great outfit and body I could never compete

The olympics were on for like a month

Sounds hot, fuck him

>tfw you are better than someone
>tfw someone is better than you
The only two non-meme feels

delete this

You can just dye your hair blonde and it will look better than theirs. Kind of dumb to be jelly of some shit you can have very easily.

Lol woman have always been jelly of blonde hair. Even during roman times they would take celt and german slaves and shave there hair off to wear as wigs. Kek

If you need a face full of makeup then you'll never make it.

t. Virgin

He's right though
Never seen a girl who was attractive without makeup who looked better with makeup

This level of insecurity is why you will never make it browsing this shit hole. Bunch of limp wrested insecure pussies up in this bitch.

Iktfb

LONDON

You think you're superior but you're just as bad my desu senpai

Holy fuck dude too much

You sound really secure there user

the problem is that way back in the day, when we lived in social groups of up to around 150 people, everyone was the best person that they knew at something. And it was usually something important.

Now, all of us know the world records at everything and we're constantly comparing ourselves to the best in the world. The odds that you're the best in the world at anything, much less anything anyone cares about, are vanishingly small.

Fuck I hate this world

>there will always be someone who'll do better than you
>nothing you will ever do will ever be perfect

why even bother

SO TRUE

Delete this now

DELETE THIS

This wasn't fucking said by Socrates. It was just a maxim of the Athenians. God dammit this shit triggers me so much because I see it everywhere on this shithole

> tfw it's your future self

Do you have a source, user? During the Augustan Age and earlier, only prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out from the "upstanding" Roman women who had dark hair.

True.

Read Industrial society and its future by a certain man named Tes

Ted* fuck

>tfw you experienced this before smartphones and mobile internet
>tfw trying to read a book at lunch while people talked about hanging out and throwing parties
>tfw that shit was 15 fucking years ago and you just can't let it go

No, he should read actual Sociology like Durkheim and Weber and not the writings of a literal hack.

I've always thought this, since Athens isn't the pinnacle of Greek fitness and especially Socrates who isn't very known for his physique or strength.

>Hey did what did you do when you was younger???
>Son I used a online app on my phone to speak to roasties and went and had sex with them
>Cool!!!

I had a iphone 15 years ago pleb

>tfw everyone is better than you
>the only road is the road up

>Implying that's a bad thing
Use those who are better as stepping stones, hangout with them and beat them. Find the next person whose Etter than you can do the same thing.

> implying I've had sex

But they don't want to hang out with me because I'm a loser

Reminder that the unabomber was right about everything

>be jew
>somebody is richer than you

Non-jews will never understand how destructive this feel truly is.

The crazy thing is most people would be perfectly happy inside the society he proposes. The only ones who have doubts are those who have never experienced nature.

>tfw someone is better looking than you, smarter than you, and lifts more than you
How do i even compete?

FUCKING DELET

Honestly, unless you are an untermensch, it should be possible to beat them any 1/3 of those of you devote.

>Be jew
>be poor
>work minimum wage all my life while my friends get cars, and go to school for free
Fuck yourself you literal goy

>Sociology

you cant you lost the genetic lottery

Unrefined pleb.
I bet you put sugar in your coffee

Fuck you man.

>tfw girl straight out asked me if we wanted to be fuckfriends
>never had a gf
>virgin but not autistic (i think)
what do

She said fuck buddies, not gf/bf. Just fuck her and try not to develop feels for her.

You probably will though, so be prepared for the shit storm

i literally have no idea what to do now

i replied "yes"

You go to her place and fuck her. Wgat is wrong with you op.

Buy condoms.

Well nigga you're probably gonna get your dick wet. Congrats


Also


DON'T GET FEELS FOR HER.

If she gets feels for you too then it's fine, but if you're the only one with feeling then you're fucked.

the only reason im anxious is because i have this problem with my dick , i cant pull back the foreskin completely when im hard (only halfway)

I read on the internet that this is caused by a short frenulum and that it takes a surgical intervention to fix it, and if you dont it can rip when you have sex and it ends up being even worse (heavier surgery, rest time, etc).

sounds like phimosis bro. i'd talk to a doctor about it for sure, but i know it can sometimes be fixed by just kinda like easing it back more and more over a period of time

Learn how to eat the pussy/ass. Also finger her and do foreplay shit. As long as she cums you're good m8.

I remember coming to this realization when I was 6 years old, and really just taking it for granted all through my life

Kinda sad looking back on it

i should be seeing a doctor soon (i will probably go tomorow morning actually) but even then I read its 3-4 weeks healing time without having sex

how does one become a master of this ?

Go watch homemade pron vids.

Learn from the guy/girl and see how the couple work together....idk man hope that helps.

If you're lucky maybe she will do all the work for you because you're a virgin she will probably have a lot of fun being your first.

I just hope I won't sperg out and do stupid shit

you can do it if you put your mind to it you crafty fucking rat, i believe in you!

>tfw browse Veeky Forums with friends at school
Feels good man

DELET THISSSSSS

I know, man... I know...

>first time having sex in 5yrs
>drunken hook-up with 4/10
>oh shit what the fuck am I doing
>always read online "just go down on her bro"
>every time I try to head south she stops me and tells me no
>we fuck anyway and again in the morning
>it went okay I guess

I was very confused, and had no idea what to do lol

Also,
>decide to try and turn into fwb to get confidence/practice
>meet up with her later that week to netflix and chill
>start making out a little and she says she needs to leave
>tell her to hit me up sometime
>haven't heard from her in a week

>mfw

thats what i fear will happen

she notices how inexperienced I am and then moves on with me

Just tell her it's been a while and if she pushes say a year

Sex is honestly no big deal and nothing to be nervous about. I lost my virginity earlier this year at 23 to a random hook-up and nothing in my life changed at all other than a slight confidence boost that lasted like a week tops. Its not something I really think about often, hell I could forget it even happened and probably be the same (sad, boring) person

the thing is im pretty sure once Im done with it ill be more confident and less autistic around girls

since im so unexperienced, everytime Im with a girl and the situation gets hot i have no fucking idea what to do to escalate and end up fucking up everything (happened multiple times)