What is the most alpha pet you could legally own?

enjoy your face while you still have one

>a small pack of dobermans
HIGGINS

N/o/

Did snek start on Veeky Forums? I've seen it around for years and never go there.

but if you're fucking the other wolves in the pack your the alpha wolf

owning a wolf isn't alpha its just autistic

German Shepherd and a gaggle of geese. They live at my dad's chicken farm. Very friendly domesticated geese, they actually hang with the ducks because other geese like to bully them.

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hahah so edgy bro

go back to /pol/ with your fucking edgy racism you utter dick head

*shakes from anger*

heh, sorry about that nigger-san
*teleports behind you*
but it's nothin personal

> "im literally shaking right now"

im literally in love

/pol/ isn't racist, it's satire to trigger morons like you

/pol/ is objectivist

A turtle with Danny Trejo's head attached to it

Even the dog whispeter Cesar Millan said that it's impossible to have a hybrid wolf/dog as a pet

Something about how wolf instinct aways dominates the dog instinct and you end up with confused and aggressive animal

>*shakes from anger*
and also dies a virgin

GOAT

what the fuck did you just say you little bitch?

(gotta be swole as shit, but I'm assuming that's not an issue, since you're on Veeky Forums)

get yourself a tiny fucking dog. The most little piece of shit thing you can find. The tiniest, gayest fuck. Get that. Take care of it like it is your first born son. Spoil the shit out of it. Dress it up with a tiny version of a powerlifting tank top. Walk this piece of shit dog at the park. Girls will find it adorable and will want to talk to you (since you own it and you're fucking huge). Watch all the cucks around you feel like betas because you have a bitch pet but still manage to get the girls because of the alpha spirit and aura that emanates from your body.

tl;dr BE alpha, don't try to tame it.

>long rat
>will bite any cunt
>can kill an animal 3 times its size
>cute as a bitch
>will be your homeslice for life if you hand-rear it
>eats anything
>does a war dance when happy
>shaped like a cock - literally a phallic symbol of masculinity
>looks suave as fuck in a tie
>available in redpilled white version

Hermit crab

A multiorgasmic tomboyish lesbian.
She'll wear a collar saying "Daddy's girl" in public.

Ive got a badass wolf dog and a pussy ass fluff ball

Its a win win m9
>pic related

Holy shit, how much do one of these cost?
Do they sell em' at pet stores?

Gotta get some googling done and see how to take care of one of these fuckers and buy him a tie

sorry we hate niggers. To cancel out this harm to them I think you need to at least suck 2 nigger cocks to make it up. Now go my nu-male beta I know you can't wait to suck those black dick then apologize to them

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you forgot constantly reeks of piss

A grizzly

It makes me so sad that those little dudes smell as bad as they do, i wouldve gotten one in a heartbeat.

cute dogs bruh

This.

a war boar

I own two huskies, people always think they are wolves, does that count?

>getting an ugly little bitch dog

yeah nah. why not just get a dog that you can be bros with like a lab or a rottie? or an aesthetic and beautiful dog you want to affiliate yourself with like a corgi or husky?

goml

>based tiny dinosaur

A Bear or other big cat

hnnnnggghhh

Would fuck.
Both.

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>so sorry

I was a Pet Supplies Plus the other day pricing 100 gallon tanks to turn into emergency back-up wet/dry filters for my talapia farm and they had ferrets for $49.99.

Smelled worse than my last frost pond kill with 50,000 dead talapia stinking up the place.

Fuck that I have a 210 lbs Mongolian mastiff.

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Adie that really you?

that is not a wolfdog idiot thats a samoyed

Not exactly alpha in itself, but the ladies fucking love her, so it makes up for it

Sir, are you aware that you're on Veeky Forums?

Thanks for making me sad by remembering Bob Ross and Pea Pod the Pocket Squirrel.

this

EL TORTUGA

Nice. How'd you catch it?

>long rat

Jej

Sweet pet.

Accidentally tore out a squirrel nest replacing gutters. Had to bottle feed her and her brothers for a few months

>not moving to the Arctic circle
>not breeding wolves and selling to wildlife sanctuaries
>not brewing your own beer while doing so

I'll bet you eat reasonable portions of red meat too, you fucking pussy

>ZEUS, APOLLO

A rape gorilla.

>mfw i just watched that episode

>her and her brothers for a few months
What happened to the squirrel bros?

One got really big and territorial, was chasing neighborhood kids and picking fights with other animals. So he got released into the woods outside town. Other squirrel bro died when he was about 8 months old

Hey fuck you thats the fluffy one

This is the wolf dog and he will fuk ur shit up m8

Got a bulldog exactly like that named tiger

A good dog riding shotgun in your old pick up will make you look the most alfa.

Made some underwear, test levels are at least 200%

Tell that to The Ghost Who Walks

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A falcon

Rescue pitbull, saved from a cage fighting ring. Inb4 clean your room, my friend is a pig and my half of the room is spotless.

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Respect bro, i always wish i saved a rescue dog instead of being a fucking faggot and buying expensive pure bred dogs that are always having issues anyway.

youre gunna make it bro but clean your fucking room

>being alpha
>getting a pet to fulfill your desperate need for companionship

nope

>having no human friends
>having no animal friends

Taking beta to a whole new level, user.

didn't know being alpha meant being so lonely

manlet dog

-grabs by the throat-

Shut the fuck up?!??

Anything that gives you love :3

agreed

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He's gonna kill you bro

You take that right back you little shit dogs are the absolute best ever and nothing associated with them can be negative in any way

Dang a dog that can fight. Give it some tren, bulk him, and bring him back out there to fuck some dogs up. The fact that he's a survivor means he must be a strong ass dog

A manlet

Pocket Jew

I have an aesthetic as fuark husky and a little pomeranian that looks like pic.

I hated small dogs before, but I rescued her and now we're best bros.

how do you even find designer pups like pomes and huskies at the pound? I thought people will usually only sell those on craigslist or something.

yeah pomes are aesthetic as fuck, my cousin has one but she shaves it to look like that retarded model puffball dog on youtube or something

isnt this the little squirrel from samurai champloo?

this

Wolf-dogs have shitty temperaments and only retarded anime faggots buy wolf dogs. There's nothing alpha about having a dog that will not listen to you most of the time and it will eventually become dangerous to those around you. Wolf-dogs are also escape artists so good luck keeping it confined to a yard and they're also extremely destructive so keeping them indoors is even worse. Don't be a retard and buy a black or white German Shepherd, it's wolf-like and is one of the most trainable dogs out there. Better yet go get yourself a dog from a shelter, women swoon over men who have rescued animals.

oh god please tell me you have the picture of that line. never fails to give me a gaggle

I don't know. I love (what I know them as) Siberian Flying Squirrels in the IRL.