That feer when Chinese genetics

>shaving head
>avoiding baldness

something doesn't compute here

>tfw Australian
cant wait till we erase your pathetic country and people from the face of this earth

>One chance at life
>5'11.8 korean hapu
>SOMEHOW get strong native american traits to show thru
>BALDING
At least I have very broad shoulders thats the only positive i got.

Nah I made a massive mistake of cutting it short tonight. When I grow it out I can kinda blow it over to the right or left. Time to hit those baseball caps for a few weeks.

>half korean half native american

So 100% asian then?

>falling for the combover meme

>above average looking
>good insertions
>full head of hair
>broad shoulders
>small waist
>7.5x5.5 donger
>babbyface (20 now but look 16, will look really young once I'm older and be able to smash 18 year old poosy

...

>5'6
>some body/face acne
>keratosis pilaris
>uneven jawline

I still don't think I'd go for a reroll if given the option, it could be so so much worse

actually kek'd

It's not bald or thin at the top, only the temples. When the hair is down it looks like a normal hairline.

Apparently you haven't seen the Chink Olympic weightlifters. Yes, they are small. But gawt-damn they are strong as motherfuck!! So go be a Chink, lift the goddamned weights, and eat the fuck out of chickens, cows, horses, etc. Stop giving a fuck what all the turbo-fags think. You'll be fine.

Keep telling yourself that kek

Shit tier bantz brah

Two words=Bruce lee
Stop whining faggot

Also congrats on inventing fireworks

>Blessed with intelligence and good looks
>Shitpost on the internet all day and forget girls have feelings

>tfw blessed with high iq and intelligence
>tfw cursed that I don't try hard in school

It's like we're the same person.
Nobody ever mentions my uneven jawline but it fucks me up so badly

Bruce Lee squatted only 95 lbs. Someone posted his workout log. He was dyel.

Just hope for lu xiaojun mode

>knee wraps

those arent wraps m8 they're sleeves lmao nice try fukken wrecked you

Nobodies ever said anything about mine or even implied it

It's honestly probably not even noticeable to other people

Post pics my asymmetrical brother ;(

Is this a joke? Literally nobody would notice your jaw asymmetry if you didn't point it out. It looks fine.

Not really senpai. I bet I do better than half the autists here desu.

>that shit form

DESIGNATED

We're all our own worst critics

Thanks brother

Lmao, shit tier cause they're not bantz. Its just truth. You can always spot the faggot trying to hide their shit hairline. Just buzz it and look badass

>The "I'm a genius but I just don't try" meme
Kill yourself.

Just wear a wig, wig tech has improved hasn't it? Weve been wearing them since the 1500s

>Norwood 2
>shit hairline

It's SHITTY, not shit... yet

Both of you kys.

He wasnt going for the T Rex look I assume

>tfw 6'2 shitskin
>tfw raised normal so I still get hoes

Lifes gud

>chink
>feel

>bruce lee
>dyel

gimme half of your white gene let me have it!

Give me a Chinese GF and I will erase half those feels from your ancestors

You at least get to feel like a giant when you go to the motherland and seem tall to your arrainged wife. I'm a 5'9" white guy. I will forever be short and my parents will think I'm gay for never having a GF.

>95 lbs x 3 x 10
>not dyel
You wipe my ass good jackie chan.

Go grab our ugly whores plz
a-and would I have a white gf if I make it? My dick is 5" it's above Asian standard

>Can't wait till we erase your pathetic country
Lol ur country is too busy fighting off venomous spiders and dingos stealing ur babbys

...

A martial artist is going to train differently

>implying he still wouldn't fuck you up

done

>1 chance at life
>born a frogposter

fuck u nigga I ain't tryna be even shorter

He'd fuck up most of fit cause most of fit are just fat casual lifters in permabulk mode

>tfw Han
>tfw genetically blessed with massive calves and ass

Just like my dad, kek

>one chance in life
>5'11''
>half spic half white
>blacks pajeets and spic say nigger around me but say I can't because I'm white
>white friends tease me for being impure

id kick his dyel ass

lol that babydick weeb tho

What?

>implying they are not erasing YOUR country with mass immigration

lol
stay cucked, Calum

k bud

My dad only lifts but does no cardio and has high body fat because he eats a lot of meat/drinks beer. Y'know, the dad bod.

>literally the second best weight lifter ever in his weight class
>shit form
2/10 made me reply

>tall
>white
>intelligent

>1/10 hideous asymmetrical down syndrome-like face

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if that's a real combo that's rare as shit

The harder the climb the more glorious the summit.

As a fellow Chinesebro I feel your pain, but I must reprimand you for allowing stereotypes and general consensus dictate who you become. Only you have control over that. Keep fighting the good fight, we'll all make it brah.

Dat feerwing when friiripino

the feel when you look like a dyel version of Ning Zetao

half white half korean, but my auntie and rest of my dads side said I look a lot like my great grandma who was crow.

Much respect.

>tfw scotch irish genetics

I'm not sure how to feel.

Tfw 6'3 pooinloo

They are strong as shit due to state sponsored doping. They have the best PEDs available because of the sport's importance to the country at every Olympics.

>Tfw no asian husband to father godtier children with

>5"

lmao

gb2 reddit.com/r/asianmasculinity

but dem asian squat genes. which other race is naturally born having the ability to squat below hip level?

you are saying that like it is a bad thing

>just be a literal one in a billion chinese freak and roid and train from child

i would get dp-ed by these 2. god dayum

post more. nohomo

this is my favorite webm

tfw half asian so i have their god tier insertions and ezpz gains but arian skin and length

>half Chinese half Korean
>good facial hair coverage
>like .2 inches over 6'0
>almost god tier proportions
>regularly called handsome
>do really well with women
>broad shoulders
>7.5x5.5, sometimes even close to 8

yes yes very good

HOWEVER

>can only attract women and cannot maintain a relationship at all
>huge mommy issues
>have a very good jawline but also a flat face that mars it
>face bloats easy as fuck
>do not find Asian women attractive
>people think I'm a party freak Chad which in turns gives me an image of being untrustworthy
>in a vicious circle of self-catering

i need therapy

*self-hating, autocorrect

>will look really young once I'm older and be able to smash 18 year old poosy
>5'6

sure will

a good looking manlet is better than rerolling to get 5'10 with a leafy chin and jaw

At least you can make cute daughters.

Don't feel bad op, Chinese males are needed to create cute Chinese qts. You will always be valuable.

>Chinese males are needed to create cute Chinese qts

Not if you just keep them as breeding cows, mate cmon it's like you're not even thinking

>5'10 isn't manlet
jesus, 4(-our)am

>Chinese genetics
>6'1"
>Oly lifter
>Based Chinese mobility genetics gave me the ability to do splits

It has its ups and downs. Women usually assume you're some kind of passive beta but if you're aggressive it usually surprises them and makes you seem more interesting.

proof

I offer my 5" wee-wee as a tribute for your conquest, M'lady.

>implying anything is worse than being shorter than 6'0"

Reminder that the "average height" is just a meme invented by the government to stop people from killing themselves because they're so short, even girls nowadays are reaching that height so you're fucked if you're below the sweet spot, how can you even THINK of competing against real men that are above 6'0"? Stay mad, manlets

>5'6

stopped reading there, don't even bother m8, off yourself rn

>tfw no asian qt gf