Tfw to intelligent too confuse muscles

>tfw to intelligent too confuse muscles

What's your first language?

>tfw more dumber than op

>tfw you keep posting this

>tfw when too complete to prioritize muscles

I have weighted yoga text books so when my body thinks it's study time I start ohping them, seems to do the trick

>tfw to patriotic Finnish too do Hungarian Deadlifts.

>Go prepare dinner
>Pick up fork to feast on peanut butter and oats
>Suddenly sprint to barbell and bust out 5 reps
Yall will never be as swole as me cause I got that godly technique

>tfw too smart to use dumbbells

nice thread loser

thanks

>2017
>knowing the current year

tfw too confused to counter meme

retard hurt himself in confusion

this has to stop

>implying it's the same person every time

>>implying it's the same person every time

>implying it isnt

>implying implications

>tfw start my bench warmups and then run over and deadlift 4plate I set up earlier for maximum muscle confusion
>tfw my muscles remembered setting up the deadlift barbell earlier and fucked my gains
How do I prevent muscle memory guys?
I don't think my muscles are all that intelligent, but they have a good memory

>fire at the local high school
>get our suits on and jump into the firetruck
>people running out screaming
>"Hurry mister! There's some people trapped inside!"
>Without missing a beat, I run inside
>see the trapped kids
>"HEY! HEY! We're over here! We're finally saved"
>Run past them
>run into the gym and start doing squats

Objective: completed
Fatalities: 23
Time: 3m
Muscles: Confused

>Not throwing kids into the fire mid-firemans carry for maximum muscle confusion.
8/10, only partially confused.