>no need to count calories anymore
>won't have to spend hours at the gym
>can be social and drink alcohol whenever the fuck I want
>everybody fit as fuck so now only true attractiveness and conversation skills are valuable
Seems like a great discovery to me
why would they allow this when they don't allow steroids?
The pill has to have some side effect - mentally or physically
>tfw bananas are back up to $3+ a kilo now
>trusting australian "scientists"
Just take Ostarine
It's bullshit.
Australia bans anything that's been in the same room as steroids and this is practically steroids.
It's just some journalist shit posting. Also i would expect the USA to invent the pill.
>"When we give this drug to mice, over a period of about a month, they start performing much better on the treadmill exercise test.
>"They start burning much more fat and they get all these fantastic cardiovascular benefits from it as well."
>However, the drugs did not make the mice eat less.
>"The mice actually ate a little bit more, so the body weight remains stable but metabolically they are looking much more healthy." he said.
>"In terms of their stamina they are looking like they have been doing exercise training."
Fatties will still overeat
Overeating on sterons is called a bulk
What things can we expect to hear fatties say?
>"It's fine that I'm 90kg over weight, I'm taking the pill"
>"OFCOURSE i can have 1 more, Im on the pill!"
>"Excercise? Psshh, who needs it when your on the pill!"
>side effects include increased appetite and being jittery
It's just clen.
holy fuck where can I get bananas that cheap
>eat pill
>still workout and count calories
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>"It does not actually make you lose weight," Professor McGee said.
>"But you are certainly much more metabolically healthy."
You heard it from Tits McGee, it just ups your metabolism slightly
So what it's just ritalin for mice? It doesn't even say it makes them stronger, it just makes them want to work out. I can already workout.
Are you kidding? Ostarine is shit...
>clickbait: the article
But upping your metabolism means more energy expenditure right?
As in, your TDEE will increase and you will be able to lose weight faster if you still watch your caloric intake?
This desu. Plus having no fatties would greatly increase the numbers of attractive people, making getting laid MUCH easier. Id probably still lift before parties or dates for dat dere juicy pump, but I'd do this in a heartbeat.
cool.. more attractive people to bang
it's a win/win
but those who actually work out will still stand out because of muscle gains
it changes your body composition to more lean mass and less fat
so it does not change your weight if you eat the same
those mice are giving their life so fat Dorothy can sit on her ass and lose weight...i'm mad
>Australian "intellectuals"