THINGS THAT MAKE YOU BETA THREAD

>Uni student with a heavy backpack.
>Park far away and have a 20 minute walk to class.
Seems like a good little workout for a commuter faggot. Backpacks are awesome. Manpurses arent

I was going to make a post saying why you're wrong but couldn't articulate it well enough and gave up.
Now you get this.

>sleeping on your stomach
I'm the big spoon with my gf

>using an electric toothbrush
manual for me

>getting a meatball and cheese sub
I'm more of a spicy italian guy

>Getting your wisdom teeth removed
Had this done because they were impacted and come in at a weird angle so all of my other teeth would have been affected...I would not have cared otherwise.

>choosing to be a healer/medic in any video game
I don't play too many video games but when I played Champions of Norrath I was the barbarian, and when I played Dark Alliance II I was the Necromancer. Save the medic position for grills.

>choosing to be circumcised
why would anyone ever choose this

>wearing a backpack
Efficient. Practical. I've had the same backpack for almost 10 years.

>Taking time out of your life to respond to a troll post
You're not going to make it.

>what, cant handle a few teeth in your mouth?
If I didn't get them removed, I would have developed an infection which could have turned to osteomyelitis. I'm not going to become a jawlet over a couple of teeth and some autist's sense of masculine pride

>why would anyone ever choose this

Some guys are born with tight foreskin, or never stretched their foreskin properly while growing up. Its called phimosis and leads to complications like tearing the foreskin during sex, cutting off blood supply to the tip, etc.
Some blokes can gradually stretch it and be normal (like I did), but if its super bad circumcision is the way to go.

>placing an order
"Can I help you sir?"
"What the fuck am I standing here for"
Get me that double-double everytime

>subscribing to some preconceived list constructed by what is probably an autist/faggot/Virgin, etc of what automatically makes you "beta"

>not realizing that doing what the fuck you want to do and not giving a shit about who approves, least of all a bunch of thetans who browse any type of "chan" board.

Top Lel, gtfo plebs

>dying from a tornado
You gotta be some kinda pussy to die from the wind

Shit excuse
Raising awareness you dyel
Implying they don't fall into the same category
Shit excuse
You have hands don't you?
Triggered much?
Whats wrong with ya hands pansy boy, or don't want to mess up your manicure?
Thanks
Your a beta
This post is raising awareness fool
Shit excuse

Nah, nigga

>Manpurses are literally slung around you but more gay and nu-male
>Admitting to using one.
Pretty sure you're the pansy here desu and you have a shit back.

This is the most obvious bait Ive ever seen for a while.
How do you guys fall for this shit.

Couldn't agree more

>Choosing to be a healer/medic in any video game
You cunt, healers are my fav class. I'm the fucking alpha boss, all the normies play as the assault classes and they need me to help them. If it weren't for me they would get their asses whooped, I'm a good alpha healer, not some beta shit. When my team needs those heals, they need ME. I'm the most important member of the team, they wouldn't last five minutes without me.

Healer has the most alpha strats.

Op we didn't need a journal about what you use in your daily routine

Sure is a lot of betas in this thread. Hows ss+GOMAD going?

>>Sleeping on your stomach
but you can fuck your bed before sleep while fanatsizing about hot thicc grills, user

Not eating pussy and ass

So when are you starting HRT

saying and doing stuff like:

>talking behind your friends backs constantly like a lil girl
woman do this, not men. Dont talk shit about your friends behind their back.
>constantly point out how hot that one girl in the room is
its fucking beta seeing a guy giggling and smiling everytime a hit girl passes by
>being able to btfo everyone, but when you have to take shit you go bitch mode.
one of my friends is like this and i hate him. He constantly banters at everyone and shouts at people and talks shit behind their back, and he literally goes disgusting bitch mode when he gets shit back.

>talking behind your friends backs
>one of my friends is like this and i hate him

Did you just call yourself beta?

lmfao

>constantly point out how hot that one girl in the room is
>not getting shitfaced with the lads in the middle of the day and harassing every girl that walks by your table

Here's a (You)

oh hey man i kind of agree with you.

except my wisdom teeth were going to kill me. not my choice breh.

and I have a backpack for all of my gym gear.

kek

>playing video games
>even in a video game you cant be alpha
op is beta fag who plays kids games, grow up faggot

>owning a vehicle
What? Legs to fragile to carry you where you need to go?

>Wearing shoes
Real men earn their feet callouses and bunions

>Loving a woman
Do I really need to explain this one?

>When making a sandwich, putting the condiments onto the bread instead of directly onto the meat
Of all the things this is the most telling sign of a grade A Beta.

>not sleeping on stone floor like true caveman
>using toothbrush at all
>not eating your food raw
>caring about teeth
>playing videogames instead of hunting wild animals with a spear
>not using fellow hunters to carry your gear and prey

Bread IS beta, nimrod

Hmm good point.

Thing is he is itchy bitching about retarded shit like how someone got fat or how his bad his hair looks.

Im talking behind his back too, but he is a disgusting piece of human trash, so im fine with it.

whoa buddy you're about to stab your friend in the back there how did that guy even lose his spear it's like he wants to get eaten wtf

>caring about others opinion

Truly the most beta thing of all

>This one right here just shows how submissive you are. Even in a video game you can't be the alpha, just some fag healer following the knight.

lost hard

>SHIT EXCUSE. SCIENTIFICALLY PROVED SHIT, YOU BETA FAG.
>B-BUT I-I'M RAISING AWARENESS BRO CMON MAN, BRO I'M RAISING AWARENESS
we get it, you were just shown how beta you were, and now you vent about being superior to autists in an (retarded way) Ethiopian bee keeping forum

Also add

>responding to bait

to this list. Wait...

>Sleeping on your stomach
Fair.
>Using an electric toothbrush
Scrubbing+high speed oscillation>just scrubbing
>Getting a meatball and cheese sub (no other ingredients)
Disliking foods is a hallmark of childhood, user.
>Getting your wisdom teeth removed
My wisdom teeth are intact,but for many keeping wisdom teeth is a dangerous and senseless decision. Not everyone has good genetics.
>Choosing to be a healer/medic in any video game
Paladins, objectively the most alpha class, are hybridized healers. It's easy to be the big thug in front, it's harder to sideline yourself for the good of the team.
>Choosing to be circumcised
Objectively true.
>backpack
How am I supposed to lug around four books, a laptop, pens, a waterbottle and a bag of lunch?

>taking the bait
Its a way to pass the time.

I'm a tranny and do all these things. Thank you based user.

>Choosing to be a healer/medic in any video game
This one right here just shows how submissive you are. Even in a video game you can't be the alpha, just some fag healer following the knight.

Then when your bitch ass gets btfo by aoe fire and trash mobs, I'll be laughing at how fast your health bar depletes. Healing is alpha; I'm the one that chooses if you live or die.

>I'm the fucking alpha boss
>they need me to help them
> I'm a good alpha healer
>they need ME
>I'm the most important member

D E N I A L
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>>Wearing a backpack
Do you expect me to carry all these limes? I cannot do it.

Tl;dr
>Beta

I passed them all until you said circumcision.

>taking time to make faggy lists of your autistic opinions on Veeky Forums

Ebin

>implying you would live if no one protected you

>b8ing this badly
You are right about the healers tho

Good going you beta bitch. You proved that b8ing-trolling-faggot OP you are not a beta by his weird standards.
Real alpha move, you must be smashing it

Keks and giggles

>ever
>for a while
Pick one

That's the whole point of group based games user, no one survives on their own.

>tank without support can't recover or recieve buffs
>tank without dps can't take down enemies fast enough and gets swamped

I agree with all of them but the backpack one... what the fuck do i use to carry my shit with when i need to then?

hivemind

Stuttering and looking down while walking.

I fucking hate when losers do this.

Slave girl

Well this was low effort and not fitness related

y-you too

>Sleep on your stomach
I sleep standing up
>using an electric TV
I use bleach
>getting meatball sub
I don't eat
>getting wisdom teeth out
I collect other peoples wisdom teeth, the same for foreskin
>playing healer
I don't play
>backpack
I use a goats stomwch

>this thread
is this a fucking joke

>Some guys are born with tight foreskin

Basically all of them are. The foreskin is supposed to be tight when you're a baby/kid. It's normal.

>Some blokes can gradually stretch it and be normal (like I did), but if its super bad circumcision is the way to go.

You can get a preputioplasty. Circumcision is obsolete.

Solid points

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WHATS WRONG WITH SLEEPING ON YOUR STOMACH!?