Lets list some things that instantly make you a beta, Ill start:
>Sleeping on your stomach We all know your just waiting for a man to come up behind you and give you the diddly
>Using an electric toothbrush Real men scrub their teeth. None of that pussy vibrating shit.
>Getting a meatball and cheese sub (no other ingredients) Grow up and eat some veggies kid.
>Getting your wisdom teeth removed what, cant handle a few teeth in your mouth?
>Choosing to be a healer/medic in any video game This one right here just shows how submissive you are. Even in a video game you can't be the alpha, just some fag healer following the knight.
>Choosing to be circumcised You will fall for any old meme won't you? You're not a complete man if you choose to be circumcised, just a 'halfling'. Those of you who are circumcised at birth owe your parents a punch in the throat for falling for the 'skinless jew' meme
>Wearing a backpack Probably have a purse aswell.
I sure hope Veeky Forums doesn't do any of these things.
Isaiah Martin
>choosing to be circumcised
But user I was an babby. I didnt want to br circumcised
Anthony Johnson
Making this thread.
Gabriel Sanders
>Wearing a backpack
Recently switched to one from those messenger bags you wear over your shoulder. Backpacks are the man's bag of practicality, take your Veeky Forums bags elsewhere.
Lincoln Torres
Tfw one of my wisdom teeth is sticking out towards my cheek and sometimes when I sneeze it cuts the inside of my mouth. Too poor to get it removed.
Ryder Jenkins
What's wrong user? you do one or more of them things or something?
Jacob Ross
sending "pls respond" when texting a grill
Juan Gutierrez
>Choosing to be a healer/medic in any video game
>Playing a video game, in particular an RPG
David Sullivan
Backpacks are the only way to take your shit when you when hiking anywhere though.
Juan Butler
>Making stupid threads with stupid ugly women and forcing my opinion on others to prove to myself how alpha I am on a stupid Chadean beta cucking forum
