How does it fit in there?

I doubt he's been on them during puberty when it'd count for the simple fact he's like 8ft tall and roids close the growth plates if taken during puberty

>Except he has been on heroic doses of Roids since a young age so yeah he probably does have a huge cock

I don't think penis size works that way.

It's not exactly a linear relationship between testosterone level and penis size where 300ng/dl = 4 inch penis, 600ng/dl = 5inch penis, so 1500ng/dl = 8 inch penis

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i posted this thread because i wanted to joke around with other blokes about big penises and small vaginises. Nothing more to it

>whatever you say, sport

Or he could have a small dick, he aight black after all

dude katy parry is so hot i love tmz news and paparazzoo and hot celebs tooo! know i must fap . j p g

Get a better hobby

ayy you got the same one m8

>he aight black after all

Black people statistically don't have any larger penises than whites, it's a porn meme

She is still a virgin. They haven't had sex

Fuk off m8 this is a serious board, if you wanna fuck around go somewhere else.

I fucking hate when people believe this. My gf told me her friend wanted a big dick inside her so she tried to fuck a black guy and his dick was so small and he couldn't even get a boner and this girl was really hot too, fucking lmao

Big guys with small dicks is my fetish.

are they actually dating or do they just fuck each other a lot?

Steroids increase penis size though...

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Are you gril?

It doesn't affect your dick.
It will make your balls shrink though since your body will stop the production of natural testosterone, causing your balls to shrink

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sorry chad, never again. pls have mursee

except statistically they do. Look at Africa

>accurate biometric data from places like DRC and Chad
>no data from Moldova

lmao wut

Is ANYONE going to mention how large that bag is?

>but asians have smaller dicks y'all

This post probably isn't true but it's insecure as hell

Not to mention that some of the countries gave wrong data i.e some gave flaccid while others gave erect

I do believe that while all races have virtually the same penis size, the biggest BBC would be much bigger than any other race (more test)

>Australia has big dicks even though they're white
>They somehow got statistics on dick size from North Korea
>Tanzania has small dicks even though they're black

Yeah this doesn't add up mang

That's self reported data, lmoa

The biggest dick in the world belongs to a fat white Canadian

Im impressed that your example is an actual linear relationship. Though I do find it surprising that you'd pick an example that gives people with zero testosterone a three inch dong.

>being on this many layers of irony

You dumb faggots need to learn that women don't care about the size of your dick unless they're size queens I. Which case stay tf away. I have like a 5x5 and have had zero issues in my life.

Underrated post

lmao you sound so mad about your little boi pecker

Why would I be mad? Literally never been with a girl for whom it was a deal breaker.

>blacks are so niggerish that even the government keeps sending data to confirm muh bbc

literally the ambassador job is to keep the bbc meme going on

you can't make this shit up

my cock is 6 inches mate

>one outlier is statistically significant
nice job retard.

>big guy must have a big dick

this is a nonsensical meme

some twinks fresh out of auschwitz have donkey dicks

no they don't. whoever told you that is wrong and stupid. you should not listen to them anymore

I'm 6'3 well over 250 pounds and my dick is well over 9 inches. Looks completely 100% average on my frame.

A 5 incher is going to look huge on a manlet sized scrawny twink with a small frame. It's why they pick certain guys for porn scenes.

>9 inch donkey cock
>not in porn
what a waste

It actually belongs to a homeless Mexican.

>tfw Chad doesn't have the biggest dicks

Dude, I belong to a site where we converse about our shlong size.
He joined and thought he'd be the biggest cock on the block and be worshipped.
He got completely blown out, exposed and multiple guys stepped forward and told him to stop bullshitting and measure himself.
Hell I hear that Danny D and Lex Steele both told him to put up or shut up and challenged him to a cock off.
He got all ass bamboozled and left.

Man is a fraud. The only people who still believe in him and shill him are himself and desperate internet losers who are hoping for the great white hope.

Didn't you hear me?
Because of my size and bone structure my dick looks exceedingly average. Meaning that I don't have the freak cock presentation that shorter smaller framed men with factually smaller cocks have.
Worst of all, they don't hire guys who look like me for anything except gay porn.

Steroids are actually capable of reducing your penis size.

What the fuck am I reading

is he even that strong for his bodyweight?

>your average Veeky Forums user

No

I am also kind of sure he is not on roids, he doesn't look like he roids at all

Are you talking about the lack of bulge? His little dick being the thing torn up? I'm confused.

Ratios go down as bodyweight goes up, especially when you start adding height with the weight. Square cube law, etc.

Kek.

is this real?

Explain this lads. The average dicksize is apparently 5.1 inches according to the latest studies, or 5.8 inches if you believe those old 70s surveys.

I'm not a chad or anything, but I've had sex with about 12 people. Probably 8 or 9 of these twelve had dicks that were between 5 and 6 inches (I myself am like 5.6), 2 had 7-8 inch dicks and one freak had an 8+ inch horsecock.

Now the definition of average means that half the population should be bigger than the average, and the other half should be smaller.

So how come I've never met a guy with a small (

>light green
>14.88
>africa

Truth
What?
Yes

>Probably 8 or 9 of these twelve had dicks

wut

>Now the definition of average means that half the population should be bigger than the average, and the other half should be smaller.

That's not how that works

>Big guys with small dicks is my fetish.

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>has cancer
>is the strongest one

He didn't start roiding until he was in his 20s, senpai.

>excuse me sir, how long is your schlong?
>excusez mois monsieur but how big is your croissant? Oui, it is for a survey
>Entschuldigung bitte what size is deine weiner? Ja das ist ein survey for whole world, bitte.
>allahu AACKBAAR!
what the fuck man.

Well it is a paper bag, you can also see that he double bagged it to make sure it doesn't rip.

That's not how it works man.

Her vagina probably looks like a howitzer shell exploded in a pile of roast beef.

kekd :)

>self reported penis size
What could go wrong?

You kids are Joking about Penis Length, But did You know the Average Length of the Female Vagina is 3.5 inches.

Iv slept with about 15 Females, Iv NOT hit a Cirvex with 2 girls and im 6 slightly bigger.

>spend years of dedication getting huge
>walk around carrying a woman's shopping bags

wew it was all worth it

what did they mean by this

Kek, I'm 6ft4, 265, my gf is 5ft3 100lbs. I feel like that's how we look

Do you honestly believe that the size of your body makes you immune to the usual bullshit life puts you through?

Start tying the noose for when reality hits you sheltered little moron.

>implying he's not dominating that tiny pussy
>implying that bitch doesn't have a smirk on her face saying "look at the guy i got"

stay cucked bitchboy

>user learns about gay people

Unless a woman is literally randomly fucking people on the street and using a wand that makes their dicks hard, she has a filter that she applies to men that she has sex with. Males that have a smaller than average dick might not show as much confidence which women pick up on. People with dicks smaller than average might not be as willing to risk rejection by exposing themselves.

Thats just my theory but then again I'm thinking in relation to rejection to the opposite sex like a normal person...idk wtf fags do and from what I understand fags will fuck just about anything.

Even if that was true injecting yourself with testosterone shuts off the production of testosterone in your balls so if anything that shit would be smaller.

Daily Reminder

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

Size and race

The belief that penis size varies according to race is not supported by scientific evidence.[12][22]

A 2007 study reported that contrary to the "popular belief that black people generally have longer penile sizes", in reality "there is no convincing scientific background" to support this idea.[

When you're that big, how big are your shits?
What's it like to sit on a normal toilet?
Do they make toilets for giants?

I'm not Bjornsson big but I know that I def have 2-3 big shits a day, and I can't shit with the lid down- I have to sit directly on the bowl. Hover wipes are a must unless you want to soak your hand in poo water.

There are some big toilets but pretty sure they're illegal in the Scandinavian countries because all toilets are equal there.

>my gf told her FRIEND
>implying its not your girlfriend who wanted dat black cock

Why did he marry a short woman? Does he want his son to be short and tiny?

>6'5
>average as fuck

What the fuck?

Touché

maybe it's nature's way of balancing genetics out positively

if you marry a really tall girl and your kids end up 7'4 you're approaching freak tier as well as unhealthiness

Why the hell isn't his gf in his pocket ?

>some twinks fresh out of auschwitz have donkey dicks
Gottverdammt, Mengele!

This is not a board only for professional basketball player.

>all toilets are equal
triggered

Can't deny pic related.