That first can of the day

>I'm 5'8

so...you are a midget then?

I know that feel. The second one after I finish my coffee is the real winner of the day.

Why would you fill your body with caffeine and sugar replacements.

Those fake sugars are possibly even worse for your health than normal sugar.

Just drink water you huge fucking faggot.

>that first caffeine pill if the day

5'8
195lb

You're easily 35% BF dude fuck off and stop drinking memes.

Your legs are tubes of shit

My doctor measured me at 11% so...

>drinking from the aluminum jew
Get on my level, fag boy.

Hey man, I'm 5'8" and 200 but I'm starting to see my abs in really good lighting.

I know this feel. I get 2x White Rockstars every day before work, shit tastes like magic. The only thing I don't like about R*'s is that they bloat my stomach, Bang has an E-drink that tastes great but the 350mg caff per can is ridiculously high.

I really want to quit these fucking things though, but just driving around with the homies tossing a couple of these back feels great.

youtube.com/watch?v=mUrkNhoZwQ8

coffee thermos for daily use, broham. trust me.

I can feel that, gonna have to give it a go. Definitely cheaper too, because on 2x Rockstars I'm looking at 3.50 (literally tree fiddy) in AZ.

>that first cancer magnet of the day

i always pitty those people. if they just knew what a cancer treatment has in store for you.
its like their physical and psycological torture chamber that gets built can by can.

Four weeks ago, I was drinking ~16 ozs of Red Bull a day and literally a gallon of black coffee. Decided to get my life together. Down to one Red Bull (pre-4am workout to get me fucking amped) and 16 ozs of coffee daily.

I know that feel though, bro. The white ones are by far the best.

Get the fuck out of here and take your goddamn filthy soda with you, corporate shill
REEeEeEeEee

this desu famalam

Nothing like it

>driving around with the homies, tossing energy drinks back and relaxing
Best thing in the world \b\rother. I usually drink 3 or 4 cans, sometimes 5 if I'm with friends. I love the taste and the buzz I get from it is near angelic.

I currently drink 3 monsters a day.

Trying to go out like the zyzz I see.

bump for OP

How much is monster paying you to shitpost, shill?

A lot apparently.

This is great. More monster threads Veeky Forums

I'm with you OP

>that first pack of the day

Can't beat that feel.

First laugh of the day

Get the fuck off Veeky Forums you fucking monster shills

Like two fucking posts in an hour and you barely even changed the fucking text

bump

Man I love Monster™! Best energy drink around! I at least drink one can a day because it is so delicious! I mainly go do the Zero Carb one because it is so healthy!

You're welcome.

Χάρη?

might as well have been doing coke

it doesn't have much of a taste I can describe. If you like normal monster, you'll probably like that

Γεια

What?
Μλk αλήθεια?

Pay denbts.

Kys

>this
I'm 5'8 and 168 who considers himself a fat piece of shit. Get real OP.

Redpill me on that guy. I know that some jew considers that to be perfect physique but forgot his name. Wtf?

it's the guy that was personally coached by Rippetoe. he got fat, but his lifts went up a lot too. afterwards, he did a cut and does some youtube videos. he actually looks pretty good now.

>paying for the brand

I'll be over here paying 30-50% less, thanks.

I like the protein monsters, 25grams.

Yeah at 5'6 you fat fuq

Getting less caffeine while youre at at it. Monsters have 170mg a can. That one has 140. Paying less sure but youre getting less also.

>Doesn't fit anyones' macros
>Posting this shit on my Veeky Forums

>mfw its 12pm on Thursday
>first sip

monster's are relatively cheap, how much does that shit cost? Red bull's the only energy drink with prices through the roof.

99¢/can

only subhuman sub 90 IQ trash drinks energy drinks
by doing it you let everybody around you know what kind of person you are so it's good in a way. they instantly know they should avoid you

Why the fuck is redbull so expensive anyways?? Monsters and other energy drinks are real cheap at my local Walgreens.

...

>paying for the brand
A lot of nu-males refuse to drink anything but that piss water. It's the Apple of energy drinks.

>that guy who comes to the gym with a monster

Fat manlet! Drinking his garbage energy drink! Sitting on a stoop!

>>midget
>I'm 5'8

I'm dying XD

>those fake sugars are probably even worse than real sugar

Godda love Veeky Forums, full of people that think like 50 yo house wives.

>it's artificial, it has to be unhealthy!
>it tastes sweet but has no calories, it has to have something else as negative consequence

So fucking pathetic. It tastes like dog shit, that is the downside. No one in their right mind could possibly enjoy it.
But this faggot tier way of assuming what is good and what is not is just so triggering.

Used to love these. Would drink 2 a day if they weren't so bad on your teeth and mental dependency.

>those jeans
>those shoes
>fat
>short
>probably has neckbeard

lol

Most sugar alternatives cause the same reaction in your brain when ingested.

So you still get the insulin spike, meaning it is equally bad for your health.

It may not have calories but it will still fuck up your health.

Anybody drink this stuff? Just switched to it yesterday

#MomScience

If you don't only drink water you have to leave Veeky Forums right now

I used to buy it from costco but the coconut flavor it came with tastes like straight up watered down lotion.

Killed it for me and never touch it now.

So what? It was said that its
>probably worse

Meaning worse and probably. So in non researched bullshit.
But yes, there is indeed some evidence that they cause insulin spikes.
Doesn't make them worse than sugar though.

and I think technically you're "safe" with that intake. when I was consuming similar quantities it had me really anxious and irritable

Sadly its not.

But just keep ingesting that crap.

>Those first pills of the day

>I'm 5'8

Wew lad, do you drink those energy drinks so you would have more energy hammering food into your glop?

Fuck off fatty

>My doctor measured me at 11% so...
Hahhahahaha.... NO.

Because they have to pay x-games athletes to do crazy shit.

Go buy some caffeine pills

50x200mg for $8

I think you fell for a baut

I only drink black coffee, unsweetened green tea, powerade zero, milk, and water. Seems to get the job done for me.

For a fatty like me that like to drink soda I don't get why people like energy drinks. Too sugary for me.

>my Veeky Forums

XD

Dumbest post I've read all day.
Congratulations!

NOS is superior is every way.

he drinks energy drinks. Ironic or not that is disgusting

Rust pls go

the one thing I'll say is that those cans are aesthetic as fuck

>Carlsberg Special Jew