How does a poor college student living alone make good gains without breaking the bank and without getting fat?

Like fucking what?

>what is tuition

Where you at nigger?

Vanderbilt

>Vanderbilt
Shit man you murricans have it hard against you backs over there. In EU most contries have shitcheap education. I'm doing a bachelor's in geological engineering and it's free.
Also cardio + calisthenics = free gains nig,
Food's pretty cheap there I heard if you're not to fussy. Also find cheap rent and share accommodation. Sucks I know but just tell them to fuck off when your gf visits.

food is dirt cheap if you actually try to save money.

it's amazing how much money you can save if you don't buy retarded shit.

energy drinks are a great example

>buy 6? or so energy drinks for 7-8 bucks
>buy a whole thing of coffee with 100 or so servings for the same price

i should actually do the math to see how much you'd actually have to spend to get the same amount as coffee.

can do the same thing with oats, rice, certain meats, etc etc.

This

It costs me 16$ a week for food because I make a huge pasta dish with spaghetti sauce and chicken and tuna in it and it lasts me 3 days and costs me 6$

too bad u cant overload with weight on calisthenics

i pretty much do the same, i just make a giant batch of salad with kale, cabbage, corn, peas, bell peber and other shit, that can last me 3 days and then i only have to worry about meat

I save 160$ a month since I stopped drinking beer every weekend

Also I save 320$ a month since I quit smoking cigarettes, I had no clue my vices were costing me almost 500$ a month

I mean I don't have enough money to pay tuition anyway. At least I'll have gains when i graduate to offset my 30k in loans right guys?

Shit man alcohol consumption between my gf and I is at least 250 dollars a month but we're in ontario and alcohol is expensive as fuck

Ontariofag here too and when I was an alcoholic I'd spend 26$ a day Monday to Friday on vodka and around 40 a day on weekend

>tfw I'll never get that money back

I've always wondered how you could end up like that unless you're a drug addict or some shit

Like if you're a woman just become a prostitute or luxury escort, or just marry some rich beta fucker.
It's not that hard.
For guys well tough luck but even then just move innawoods and live in a tent or some shit

The whole tuition fiasco is due to a poor education system but also a lack of thought from starry eyed students.

I was in $40K debt after college and majored in computer science. One year of my ~110K salary and living like I was still broke in college and I paid off all of my student loans in one year so I didnt have to pay the anal rape levels of interest (7-9%).

Most of the complaining fuckers major in philosphy/history/womens studies/biology and rack up debt and cant do shit with their "education" and complain about muh college scam debt. College in a huge investment in yourself and people think only going to class and not having a career plan or goals is gonna work out magically.

You wouldnt walk into a gym without a workout routine or having some idea of what your goals are so why do it with education.

Some people do grad school straight out of college and that means 2-4 years of getting blacked by interest.

THIS

Unless you're abusing substances or smoking multiple packs of cigs a day how can anyone be broke all the time? I make minimum wage and I'm never broke and I live alone in a 2 bdrm apartment

>marry some rich beta fucker.
Doesnt even have to be rich, just get a regular old boyfriend with a job

>no excuse to be a pro college student
How about I am 20, have no marketable skills, and aren't quite responsible enough for adult life because I'm fucking 20, just like the rest of the students at my university? Being a broke college student is the norm for a reason. Most people go from "parents take care of everything" to "now I gave to deal with problems I didn't even know were problems a year ago". One of the main purposes of college is to be a transition between adolescence and adulthood, so when you are actually all on your own, you know what's coming

People who spend far beyond their means on shit they don't need

Check Convict Conditioning...it's a meme but you can always progress in movement
lemme show ye guys
youtube.com/watch?v=i3L0rzLC3cA

>mfw all u can become using calisthenics is a god damn dyel

Dude I gave up 2 jobs to return to Uni and help my parents with setting a business and because I had an argument with father [due to him not getting shit done and generally fucking my mojo up and I was not able to do shit] I'm on my own. If I fail I can always go back to owning two cars and trying to set my own business or work two jobs. Fucking deadbeat cuckold parents.

Check that dude in the vid man. Plus it's OK. How much strength do you need to work in a fucking office and it has it's perks.
Also check them ruskies on YT doing street workouts or the usual broke usa niggers. Pretty buff I say

>One of the main purposes of college is to be a transition between adolescence and adulthood, so when you are actually all on your own, you know what's coming
you are fucking retarded
what are you studying and what year are you in

man if only I had a room like this
I could make all kinds of gains in there

Don't you have parks close to home?

Or just move out and get a job like a real adult instead of going to college or uni

>tidal wave of excuses

Never gonna make it. Why bother?

literally the only reason for doing calisthenics is to look good with your shirt off. if you walk around shirtless/live near the beach, do it.

If not, you'll always look dyel even if you got a good lean body. You can't get big/jacked doing that shit. nobody will ever know if you work in an office

I do, but they're all shitty
literally no playground here as a good bar that is above shoulder level, I did find one where I can do dips yesterday though, and it isn't even that far

that being said, I would rather train in the comfort of my home though
he even has a fire place there

Yes it's called a fucking home. Can't you install one at your home?
Plus try you can always find something to hang off just like the good old niggers branches, sturdy pipes in basement, rafters in attic etc

For the rest you only need a floor and a wall.

you can also pull off some nice moves when drunk

and it's also very difficult to look jacked in the cold nights unless you go with a shirt and get a cold from it

Plus I like to train alone and when nobody is around. I can't do my handstand pushups at home because I'll go through the fucking plasterboard/drywall so I train in the park at 4:50 when nobody is around.

Sell your nubile boyflesh to lusty old men in your local gym's locker room.

KEK
I remember that I went prospecting with teachers and colleagues from uni in the mountains
>fucked up mountain roads
>shitty drivers
>everybody couldn't sleep
>everybody was feeling like puking
> I was sleeping while sitting on my ass and bending with the car
>legit sleeping and people started filming like
>'shit he's going to fall off someone catch the guy'
>nope bending like a willow in the wind and got a few good hours of rest before the climb
I legit did not know I could do that. I also heard that Napoleon could sleep while riding a horse so there you have it,

>diabetus runs in my famiry
>no one runs in you're family

i just like the aesthetic of being bigger and overall more buff than being smaller and leaner (to a certain extent

>canadian liquor prices

ontariofag as well, and bio/chem student, wondering if brewing cider is cheaper at home

Ive noticed homebrew tastes like shit and gives you horrible hangovers