People find kate upton attractive

>people find kate upton attractive

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there is not one straight man on Veeky Forums who would say no if she was in front of you asking to be fucked

Well obviously, but there are waaaay better alternatives

seriously, OP is a retard

This was also bothering my subconscious. Thanks for the catharsis.

Low standard cuck detected

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OP BTFO

Probably crank your cock to Bats or Cheekie. Talk about low standards.

It's about perspective.

If she was by herself? Definitely
If she and several others were asking? I'd hesitate
If I had the choice of anybody? I wouldn't even consider her

Lmao people here are debating about a person who would ignore them irl because this website is full of retarded autists

just like every female that's been posted prior and after this thead, what's your point?

I would fuck a doorknob

I'd say no even if she offered me 100$ to fuck her on top of that.

I'm one of them.

>36

>tfw gf is 6/10
>tfw don't want to break up with her but I'm dying to fuck more attractive chicks

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She looks like that, but most people would look waay worse in a picture like that

Don't
Once you break up, you will realize what a fuck up you have done
you will not be able to pull any chicks, you are here for a reason, to feed your autism. Autists doesn't pull chicks

most people aren't the most beautiful woman in the world and still look like this

LMAO

Okay, but that's because i'd fuck anything 5/10 or higher. She doesn't deserve the status she has though.

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Am I detecting dark lip fuzz?

>moon face
>no lips
>fridge mode
>no ass
>twig legs
>white

id still fuck doe

Dude, no hips. It's like a dude with tits.

God, I want some sloppy toppy from her mouthy wouthy

>>white
slipped that one in like i wouldnt notice

That moustache WTF this is a man

Brits say the weirdest things

i did once fuck a doorknob

Her tits and girl next door face are the only things she has going for her. She has literally no ass. Still waiting for nudes though.

>straight man on Veeky Forums
>straight man
>on Veeky Forums
yeah ok

They leaked in the snappening didn't they? Am sure I've seen her noodz.

>implying there is anything gay about wanting to fuck a chick with a dick

I would fuck her of course but she could really do some squats and hip thrusts. Bitch has no ass and is fridge mode.

>there is not one straight man on Veeky Forums
Correct

implying you wouldn't fuck a dude with tits
>implying you wouldn't fuck a dude without tits

Dude i would fuck every woman that did that.

She's hot, she's just the generic norm bro go-to chick, which is whatever OP's point or whatever

nice beard gains lad

>zoom in

I actually feel like throwing up now.

I'm not planning on it
I would never leave my gf, I love her, I just am really wanting to fuck lots of women
Maybe because I want to make up for being a loser in high school, maybe I'm just a male

I think she's pretty sexy from the chest up. She's like a literal bovine everywhere below. I'm sure she still looks good on her back though.

she was great in her first two years of SI though. then fatpologists and model-advocates made her turn fat

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I'd fuck the shit out of that little pig, no shame.

Bros i have bad news for you

>having proportionately less ass than your man
Nah she's just tall and flabby

>hasn't seen the leaked vid with justin verlander
Get a load of this guy

>Tits and face
Above average
>Past tits
Disappointing, but wood still berry desu senpai

>women willingly smear makeup and all kind of other chemicals on their face knowing it is incredibly bad for their skin
>these same women have a mustache and peach fuzz because they refuse to use a trimmer due to a false (and increasingly stupid the more you think about it) wives' tale

women everybody

HD was a mistake.

Not really, they are debating if she is hot enough in order for the entire countries to lose their shit for her. Imagine Helen of Troy being 7/10, yeah she is fuckable alright but is she worth entire civilization dying over her? Now, if she was at least average korean now we are talking.

Pretty much this.

Real life 10/10, Hollywood 6/10.

Real life is not Hollywood.

>real life 10/10

What the fuck. She's mediocre at best, sure she has an amazing face but her entire body is straight shit. I've seen instagram whores with better bodies and better abilities to hide their shitty facial aesthetics than her

Kate is a fridge with tits

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how's her team doing this week?

She's married, so I wouldn't.

>he's a white knight, on the internet

WTF is wrong with her midriff? She doesn't have much fat there but it's so....big. Not even in the hips just everywhere.

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Happily married to my gym buddy wife, so you are incorrect.

superior

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Britt Olsen is the hottest girl I know of. Perfect balance between thicc, athletic and pretty

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my fave SI girl

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a jew?
imagine that

WITNESSED

eh, I guess nobody's perfect

true perfection has to be created

i know. fuck them for having subjective taste
i would say no. i find her immensely unattractive

them freckles
mah heart

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those are my freckles user!

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what about hannah ferguson?

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:(

How does one get on SI?
Here's another jew if that helps
Nice legs

they do casting calls now apparently.

most likely model auditions.

neat

desu, I didn't know she was jewish.

>polish jewish

oy vey

she'll circumcise your cock anytime

too late for that.

>inb4 oy vey

catholic in a 3rd world country

was it painful?

done when i was born.

it's considered a rite of passage for young boys here. you literally get shit on as a kid if you don't get circumcised

She has great tits.

She's fridge mode. That said, pussy is pussy. Doesn't count for fat people.

I'd say no. Its that mole, man.

>literally get shit on

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>3rd world country

oh right

Op a faggot