Kryptonite Thread

Yum. Me too.

My brother bought some pizza the other day i almost ate a slice. Decided to just take a whiff of it first it smelled good then it started smelling kind of shitty and weird.

Every Sunday AM...I can't resist.

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googling these images was like looking at porn.

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Pizza place in my town.

>ranch sauce mixed with bbq sauce
>bbq pulled pork and chicken
>three cheese
>jalapeños
>pinneaple

Sounds weird... is fucking delish

>tfw you will never ever fill a condom with that much cum in one orgasm
FUCKING HENTAI GIVING ME THIS FETISH I CAN'T CUM LIKE A HORSE RRRREEEEEEEEE

1 jar a week for my oatmeal porridge.

40kcal

> pineapple pizza

GTFO

I don't have cravings anymore. These pictures don't even make me hungry. In fact most disgust me

I guess my only kryptonite is this. It's the only thing i was not able to give up. Shit is like crack

Luckily it's not that bad for you and the reduced sugar stuff tastes just as good

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it's "hut lover's". yeah the other ones are pretty shit, they usually dont put enough on either, but when they do its amazing.

>being on keto
>not eating keto pizza

Culvers frozen custard
Noodles and company rice crispies
Candy Corn

>pineapple on pizza
You are trash.
Your genes are weak and you will die during the next winter.

its not that hard, just dont fap for like 1-2 weeks

French fries and chips.
I think everyone has a taste they prefer way over the other tastes. You know, bitter, sweet, sour, salty, savory and such. Mine is salt. I fucking love salt. I know people who can't turn down cake and sweets but can let a chips bag stay untouched for months, but I feel them. It's the opposite but same situation.

Same

I fucking can't give up crunchy pretzels. A packet of this and a beer are the reason I'm still alive. They're a joy to consume and the only light in this brutal reality.

i dont like fathead pizza, ive tried it and it's not the same. way too much calories for what it's worth. ill just continue to eat my eggs and shit till i lose 60lbs

Fucking donuts. And theres a van selling fresh donuts on my walking route to the gym.

Can't even let myself drive by the restaurant. I could literally eat myself to death with fresh off the rack doughnuts.

Everytime...

these fucking things

Skittles kill me every time. But they fit my macros soo....

That looks horrifying desu

then theres me, i fuck devour every junk in sight

You like fatty food then.

God damn, that looks disgusting.

I can, and would eat an entire can if I had it around.

all you have to do is avoid processed foods and you're too fucking beta to do that

you cunt

What? I eat one of these post workout.

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Everything heavy carbs, fat and optionally salt desu

Min neger

I cope with it by having cinnabun flavored whey

le epic may may reddit friend XD

So fucking cringe dude lurk more

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>start cutting
>sister starts her small pastry business
>asks me for taste tests on brownies and cookies
>mfw

Fuck

Cannot have these in the house or they will fuck over my diet. They don't even fucking taste good, it's just so addicting to mindlessly crunch on.

mein neger

fuckin these

>trying to be good by not eating shit
>user I just went to the bakery and got a pumpkin muffin, pumpkin scone and pumpkin whoopie pie for you and there's a loaf of chia seed bread
moms are kryptonite

My sister makes the best home made deep dish pizza. I always have one small slice because it's so bad for you, but if I could I would eat a whole pizza.

>tfw they get more calories in one night than I get in a week

Fuck me though it almost would be worth going full fat for it.

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Nigga put a scoop of peanut butter in your chocolate protein shakes, TASTES LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN REESES CUP

so how's life as a white suburban teenager?

Wat?

THIS SHIT. GODDAMN IT

Whatever the fuck this is, it looks delicious.

That's some juxtaposition.

Not a bad kryptonite to be honest but damn.

I can't stop eating them.

I understand your pain, Anton. Can pass on cake easily, but don't threaten me with salty stuff. I need it.

These fucking cunts.

These fuckers right here. I literally refer to them as 'my kryptonite'. Easy and cheap for a huge one where I work, and easy and cheap to make a whole fucking pan of the goddamned things. Good thing I have some self control otherwise I'd be a goddamned diabetic and obese from the fucking things.

That looks like a turd made out of wheat.

Munchie meals from jack

>tfw ate 2 this week already

this

I just can't stop. Just one more bag right?

Fug, I don't think I've eaten these since I was a kid. Forgot how good they are.

Feel you breh, if there's a bag open it's gonna get devoured. Good thing is, you can make some fresh guac ala el yeb and you got a semi-legit snack.

Fucking these and a cold beer tho. Don't let me near them.

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>took 3 days off initially from the gym to level asap

i have never felt so ashamed

I'm a tad sour about my sweet tooth

can't resist

Mah nigga

>using a condom
>not putting it where it belongs (on her face and in her mouth)

>you always passed these kinds of candy shops in the mall as a lad
>your parents never took you in

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I can't stop drinking this. Someone pls send help.

Pic related

Biscuits with fucking honey

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pancakes with tons of butter and syrup. delicous artisianal breads from local,bakeries. luckily i run (actually RUN. get outta breath and covered in sweat when i'm done. it's nice having a pure australian sheperd) 18 - 20 miles a week, so i can afford such luxury. btw, all you meatheads who lift and no cardio, girls think you look fat and lumpy.

Theres scones m8.

Thanks for your 2 cents, don't wait on your change.

No they're not.

this fuckin guy gets it ;)

beer leads to hunger
hunger leads to spicy food
spicy food leads back to beer

I'm not proud.

pizza from my work, or slurpees when it's fucking hot out

Spicy food is disgusting

hahahaha

get out

iktf