I'm going on a trip to india. anyone know what gyms are like in india? good protein food?

business trip.. visiting some clothing factory.

anyone actually been to india? any tips? aside from watching out for piles of shit on the streets

>dirt floor
>You lift random animals instead of weights
>Cardio is praising Allah
>Some guy wants to tell you about his wife whoring around because she shows off her ankles
>Everyone has weighted vests

Seems like a grand old time.

Don't eat the food, they don't wash their hands after not pooing in loo, and you'll shit liquid fire for weeks. A stay at their shitty hospitals will kill you.

Ive been. What type of clothing factory?

Few tips, dont eat street food. Check bottles are sealed before you but them

I don't think Indians praise allah

youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

prepare for indian men to stare at you, and try to hold your hand

Based shrikant

What are they talking about in the comments?

the mughals would like a word with you, infidel

These guys aren't Indians

Indian here.

Hotel gyms are cardio oriented.

Indian food is mostly carbs. You can try tandoori chicken or paneer (cottage cheese) gravies. Hope you have decent spice tolerance brother.

god i hate those white knighting turbo cunts

He's your friend, you cannot share such a post, blah blah..

Its obvious no one here has actually gone to India, so I'll give my $0.02.

Unless youre in the countryside, there are toilets everywhere. Theres also toilet paper available but youll want to use those water things like in france its just way cleaner.
I wouldn't trust the street food but then that applies anywhere in the world.
Dont try to drive yourself, youll only kill yourself or other people. Although the roads look chaotic, theres agreed rules so dont shit yourself too much.
Gym wise, fitness is a big thing in India atm, id recommend going to a Golds Gym.
Despite what people on here say, Indians aren't actually that bad. They are very diverse and actually surprisingly modern - I'd reccomend going to a club, you wont encounter any trouble i can pretty much guarentee it.
Respect is a big thing in india so just be polite to people and youll be surprised at how much stuff you can do.
They have no concept of queuing though so youll have to be a bit aggressive in a line.
Dont let other people force stereotypes down your throat, go out and experience the world, and make your own mind up

Have a good trip OP

apart from all the epic memes of india, its actually very good depending on which part of india ur going, if ur going to tamilnadu or some other south indian city besides mumbai, u fucked up, go northern towards punjab and u'll find the women get fuckin HOT

t. Poopoo le poo

Agree.

Punjab is the most alpha state in India. Will see some people over 6'4 and jacked (look up the great kali)

You will find a few okay ones. Like golds or fitness first. Many will lack strength equipment. If you check with locals, you should be able to find one to suit your needs especially in big cities.

Agree. Punjabi here

Kidah paji

t. pajeet

Yeah but im a Pajeet that could OHP your bench max

Vadiya phaaji

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>Unless youre in the countryside, there are toilets everywhere
Should be:
>If you're in a major city, there is a passable amount of toilets but some people still refuse to use them.

>I wouldn't trust the street food but then that applies anywhere in the world.
Nope, doesn't apply to my homeland and we're a third world shit-hole. Vendors who compromise on food safety get shut-down and fined into oblivion.

>Dont let other people force stereotypes down your throat
I've travelled a lot and meet plenty of people, there certainly is a hierarchy when it comes to civilized behavior.
Some of the worst people in the world are: gypsies, sub-saharan blacks, saudis, indians. Turks and Americans are ignorant and annoying as fuck but at least they have some semblance of decency. Going out and exploring the world sometimes confirms stereotypes.

t. poopee le poo

Lol I visited for business once too, Chemical factory. I was overseeing the expansion.
>tfw bribing inspectors to turn a blind eye to us polluting the fuck out of the peasant village downstream

Good times.
Anyway
>stay the fuck away from rivers
>only drink bottled water
>CHECK THE SEAL ON THE BOTTLE
>if you want to go anywhere, hire a tuc tuc. If you want to cross a 2 lane road, hire a tuc tuc. Or you WILL get ran over.
>you'll see locals walk across 6 lanes and think "well I can just cross the road like them". You can't.
>only eat at places other wealthy expats eat. Don't even think about street food.

Any other questions?

make sure when you go to the gym to wear jeans and a polo shirt you dont want to stick out like some foreigner

Expect micro poo droppings in squat racks.

People will stare at you like no other man, they all fucking stare. Its weird as shit even when you stare at them back its a fucking staring contest now. God that place is garbage, some of the food is good thats about all the good stuff there.

Lol, at least you're destroying pajeets river where he bathes, shits and worships his god.

Lol wut? Never seen anyone in jeans in a gym

>weighted vests

Took me a second, but I chuckled

Don't eat the food

Don't eat the food

What's that weight on the end of a pole that poos swing around their head called again? I can't remember.

post pics brah

Indians hate muslims more than us, dipshit. Indians are the most bro tier shit skins

t. poopee le poo

Lol, nice try Pajeet. Persians are probably the most bro tier and most probably worship allah but at least they dont stink up my gym and curl in the squat rack.

>persian
>doesn't stink
nice try Xerxes

They shit and throw dead bodies in it
The chemical waste we were dumping in were probably helping desu, disinfecting or something

nice try pandering to /pol/, pajeet.
the only people less human than you are your gypsy cousins and deep africa darkies.

>The chemical waste we were dumping in were probably helping desu, disinfecting or something.
So you're accidentally helping them to survive, fuck you mate.

kek

>theres agreed rules so dont shit yourself too much
But I thought that was local custom?

I went to Udaipur for a wedding a few years back. As everyone else has said:
Don't eat the street food
Only drink bottled water and MAKE SURE THE CAP IS SEALED
Don't even think of driving yourself

But also, be sure to bring your own toiletries and be ready to shower with a bucket and hose; we were at a nicer hotel and our "shower" was a drain with a bucket and a pipe sticking out of the wall.

Also, obligatory:
youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts

Sounds like a shit tier hotel. A good hotel would have a proper shower

When will this Sikhs are bro tier meme die

Stop spreading your lies, Pajeet. Your country is a literal shithole and needs to be gassed.

Wrong religion.

I'm a fucking expat in India and it really depends on what gym and where you go to. I train at golds gym in Pune. Loud shitty dindu music, tons of DYEL's, no one puts their fucking weight back, and people like to work in all the time because not enough equipment (this works as a positive because they let you work in too). You get used to it. If you're going to Mumbai then expect a better gym. Not as many retards, but it's filled with fucking steroid junkies. Bring earbuds is the best advice I can give. Good luck. Like one of the user's posted: don't drink tap water, don't eat street food, don't trust rickshaw drivers (they love scamming foreigners), your "continental meal" will taste like shit, the air smells rancid and it hurts your heard, and so on.

If you go to a hotel gym then no one will be there except fat old white guys and smith machines. My best of luck.

Pic is of a shit tier hotel. You were pussy broke to get a room in a decent hotel

t. poopee le poo

Like another user said: Indians aren't bad despite the stereotypes. They're some of the most laid back and chill people on earth. Be nice to them and they'll love you. Many Indians don't typically see white people so that's why they stare. It's not a major thing. They're practically 'mirin you. Crossing streets will be tricky if you're a fucking pussy. Man up and walk. They won't hit a white person. Watch out for dogs. They can be feral and dangerous. Fuck some curry pussy while you're at it. Legal age for booze or bars means little to nothing. It's technically 25 for hard liquor (21 for light) but I'm 18 and can get vodka without an ID. Go to some random vendor. You can get alcohol pretty cheap here too which is nice.

>Like another user said: Indians aren't bad despite the stereotypes
t. poopee le poo

wear.fucking.gloves.mate.

PS Sikhs are brotier

well i m from india ... that translate to .. suck my dick... chus mera lauda.. say that to any indian and have fun

well i m from india ... that translate to .. suck my dick u impotent motherfucker.. chus mera lauda. bavde madharchod ...say that to any indian and have fun.....say like ... chooos may.raw low.daa bar.way maa.dur chau.dd ...fun fun

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was ur mon raped by indians in front of u when u were a kid or something bro

when in india limit yourself to northern india espiacially gurgaon chandigarh delhi .. theyr most developed economically socially and racially ...for foood just say u got high bp and have lw salt diet

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typical indian gym

he can increase his numbers but you'll always be indian
bad luck

Jokes on u cause I'm a grill btw

if anything I'll be the Brian in the kitchen

>lumping Americans with Turks
Roaches fuckin wish

what you say you fucking son of basterd bich

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>everyone has weighted vests

kek'd

My city gets a lot of tourists from both countries, they are both a bit annoying - the Turks think they're hot shit, the Americans can't stop shaking from the shock of not being in the US. But they both are able to behave more or less. Maybe it's selection bias since only relatively wealthy and high-class people tend to travel a lot.
The chinks just keep to themselves and take lots of pictures. The Koreans and Japanese behave as do the Chinese ones - contrary to what you hear about them.

Say goodbye to your gains because the diseases out their are airborne dumb fuck. If the nasty ass shit in the air doesn't get you you will have some nasty indian disease attach itself to you genome which will have you reproduce some fucked up offspring.

I have a feeling it was the same troll talking to himself

why the fuck would you go to India? the only living matter that enjoys that country is bacteria

I have been. The only tip I have is simply this:

Do not go. It is hell on earth.

the two most disgusting races in the world on those comments.

Paneer is not cottage cheese, dumbfuck.

>most expensive polos
>most expensive jeans
>most expensive flip flops
>wearing them in gym
>not as shitskinned as the rest
>punjabi
These are your alphas ULTIMATE KEKS you fucking stinky fat necked skinny fuckers.

I laughed

This nigga holding up the dip bars

Haha nice meme pajeet, the only thing you lift is your bare hand from your filthy anus

>Turks
>decent

Put your trip back on you fucking shitskin trash, we know it's you

This guy's got quips.

Wouldn't doubt it since pajeets rape everything

I'm Slavic so you're welcome to call me a potato guzzler, but I take offense to being confused with that cem twink.

Don't you get butthurt about Slavic women getting whored out to Turks?

What whores do is not something that occupies my mind much. Most whores around here are Ukrainian/Moldovan/Russian imports as far as I heard from a concierge friend.

Indian here
Which part are you going to?
I went to north india (punjab) this summer, only thing to eat protein wise is black beans and chicken.
They have gyms in hotels in the cities if you want a nice one but every village has a gym now
Expect to lose a crazy amount of weight went from 180lbs to 160 in a month
Also don't buy supplemwnts unless you want to take roids by accident, they spike them with dbol or tbol