Obviously we all know that "Chad" is name given to a stereotypical alpha male

Dewey.

Chuckie

Come on, name someone more beta than Chuckie

>Eugene
This.

>mfw dad is history prof and mom is librarian
>mfw they named me Merlin-Achilles (first name)

How are smart people so fucking retarded. I ended going by Merl for most of my life. Now I request people address me by my last name.

Eugene

Arnold

Nobody remembers the beta. Nobody remembers his name. He doesn't stand out. He has no name, no identity, no value.

Everyone knows chad.

>Implying all the ladies do not become instantly soaking when you introduce yourself as Merlin-Achilles and smoothly tip your fedora

In my experience, either Mike, or Joe.

Should have gone with just Achilles

You would have turned into either a sick cunt or the most pathetic loser imaginable, no in between

it's been established as Todd a long time ago lmao newfags

Chode

Norton

Why Merl. Achilles is so much cooler. >Greek warrior
>nearly unstoppable
>Legendary
Achilles is a sick name mane.

Most booksmart people are incredibly lacking in common sense. Its the reason they become booksmart. They aren't naturally any more intelligent than others, they're just socially awkward so they bury their heads in their books and accidentally become smarter than the others because they accidentally spent more time studying while trying to hide away from their peers.

Seriously.

todd is another bro chad name, what are you talking about?

youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk

>jasper
>marvin
>any typical jewish name
>french sounding names

user

all the todd's I know are nerds who I used to make fun of with the lads lmao, sometimes they were fat, when they got older they became neckbeards kek

Tyler or Todd

>u merlin brah?
>yes, actually

Those are both semi-chad tier names

Faggot named Tyler spotted.

I tried going by Achilles briefly but when I joined my junior fencing team someone else was already named Achilles. I had to go by Merlin and Merl just kind of stuck.

Also, when I transferred school in 10th gr. I was going to try going by Achilles again but I shit you know there were two guys named Hector and a girl named Paris so I figured I should start believing in omens and not tempt the fates.

HAHAHA EPIC REDDIT POSTS /B/ROS XDDDDDDD
POSTED TO LE /R/Veeky Forums ;)

Any name beginning in Nor

>Norman
>Norbit
>Norton
>Norb
>Nordan
>Norri-aosfdjnsofhnosgkf

This is truer than a lot of people would like it to be.

Sure, there are some people who are really smart but total sperglords. But big ol' uncle God (or random chance whatever) tends to disribute his gifts fairly unevenly.

People who're good at music tend to be funny. Funny people tend to be intelligent. Height correlates strongly with IQ. People who are healthy and resilient physically tend to be healthy and resilient mentally. People who are talented and successful in one thing tend to be talented and successful in many other things. People who're more gregarious tend to be happier and more fulfilled.

Kevin

Rip faggot

Timmy, the inferior version of Jimmy.

kek.

>Dustin

Todd, Ted, Nick

Chad/Chode like Goofus/Gallant from Highlights magazine

This intended for these

>Norbit

what a great movie

Tom

What made you think that was a good thing to m post?

Cancer

Lawrence

Bernie
Gary
Jeb
Ted
Marco
Rand

I guess you could say your name is your Achilles heel

>Rand

DON'T PICK ON RANDLET

Ted fuckin Mosby

Literally me

but Achilles killed Hector. You would be alpha fo sho

Gavin

Calvin

Ey fuck you. I'll come back to florida and gut you for that one, m8.

Guys my first name is Braydon

how fucked am I?

Said

You're worse than people who post on r/Veeky Forums

More like GAYdon ahaha

delete this!

Said no one ever

Achilles is badass man, what the fuck are you on about
>I was too timid to even properly introduce myself on multiple occasions (I didn't even learn from experience)
Dude, you yourself are your problem, not your name

Is Will a Chad name (my name)

You morons do realize that the beta is next in line to the alpha right?

user

>his parents named after a wizard
>so he became one
They can't say you didn't live up to their expectations, user

Found the beta.

There isn't a beta name, it just can't exist

this is philosophy

There are many roads to failure, but only one road to greatness

All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way

that's why we have only one name for alpha, but no name for betas

Seth

>>There are many roads to failure, but only one road to greatness

Fuck...

>Is Will a Chad name (my name)
i want you to go sit and think about what you just said

>named Noah
>everyone thinks I'm Jewish

I'm also 23, I'm aware noah became popular in the late 90's so I beat the trend

Elliot Rodger

I dunno Achilles OR Merlin are both pretty rad names.

Personally I think I'd ask people to just call me "Achilles"

>tries to go for Achilles
>SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY HAD IT

my sides, what are the odds.

>be name achilles

>get on roids and swole as fuck

This is the true answer.

Holy shit, I realised this is true just now.
>People who're good at music tend to be funny
I am good with the guitar and vocals, and I make people laugh most of the time, either by talking about awkward topics in a lighthearted manner or by making funny faces.

>People who are healthy and resilient physically tend to be healthy and resilient mentally
This is so fucking true. Me and my buddies who have been doing street workout since our teens are now leading stable lives, while our friends that would drink and do drugs are mostly now in debt, sick or having a bad life in general.

>People who are talented and successful in one thing tend to be talented and successful in many other things
Also this. A healthy body contains a healthy mind. One of my friends is still doing street workout, and he's also a firefighter and a small-time model (for calendars and shit), and he's also managing parties at a local club.
But that's a man thing in general - men tend to have many hobbies.

>People who're more gregarious tend to be happier and more fulfilled
This. Talking with people and sharing your experiences, stories and all that stuff makes you happy and forget about your troubles for a moment. Also tends to make your hook up chances easier.
Being a talker makes life easier.

Gaylord

not to be confused
>karl
who is the russian exchange student who is captain of the wrestling team

That's precisely the thing. Nobody know's a betas name. Just like everybody knows who's Chad

It's more like my Achilles feel

DING DING DING DING DING

Russel

Only Todd I've ever known had a speech impediment always smelled like shit, and actually shit his pants once in class in grade 8.

See

Carl, Quentin, Terrence, Gene, and Gerald are all cuck tier beetha leftist names.

jeff

>eugene
my buddy's name is eugene and he's dyel but still chad as fuck

Chaz

Toby

Honestly, you could get away with Achilles.

Putting in my vote for Elliot

Fuck you

Timothy

youtu.be/XmTkVLoGEzI?t=53s