Is there a hotter woman?

Is there a hotter woman?

Yes

>Is there a hotter woman than this butterface?

My sides

Basically any woman that doesn't need to apply makeup to the point of clownface.

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Yes.

Hahahahaah. No thanks Jeff

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jokes aside man those are some god tier thighs.
We should start a meme to pressure Alan to make a video of him wearing a thong.
>super mega ultra no homo

she has to work so hard to find an angle where you can't see how awkward her tits look.

What? She got some nice tits.

Yeah, literally the fucking rest of them.

thats not alan

This girl is very close to average. Sad!

They look pretty bad without clothes bruh. That said she's still hot af

Right here

this one of the better ones. squeezed together hard, you can't tell how firm they are.
try looking at her workout videos, or photos of her in bikini.
then who is that?
I need to know for reasons that are not gay.

what I find most disturbing about the THICC meme, is that ten years ago nobody gave a shit about that bodytype. it's like people were just told that fat was better.
fuck that.
like whatever you want to like.

would eat her shit

she looks like god wanted to give her down syndrome but had a change of heart during the third trimester

Society adapts. The average woman is now 150-160 lbs. If men all refused to fuck anyone over 130, the population would start declining rapidly.

let's see her without all that makeup

fuck why does that fluff turn me on

>is that ten years ago nobody gave a shit about that bodytype.
The song Thicky Thick Girl came out 16 years ago dude. It's only just recently that white people are into thick bitches. It's been a thing for nigs and spics for a long time.

Fat Bottomed Girls came out in the 70s senpai.

Nah. Lots of us have always liked thick girls.
It's just that it's got a stupid misspelling, and white America knows about it.
Damnit, now I have to fap again.

That's bats you uncultured swine

These days whenever I get a like on OKCupid, I play a game with myself where I guess how much she's going to weigh based on her thumbnail photo. I usually guess something over 180, and it's usually too low.

Logging into OKCupid makes me want to fucking kill myself.

>written by a homo

Written by Brian May, you pleb.

Sung by a homo. Written by Brian May, a straight guy.

He was bi, f a m

>not posting jazzma.