Tfw you are 30 years old and don't know how to swim

>tfw you are 30 years old and don't know how to swim.

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how the fuck can't you swim

it's literately second nature to everyone I know, even ones you wouldn't expect.

do you want to fucking drown?

You ain't alone son.

probably a nigger

>living in the Midwest
>or your black

Idk which is worse

I can't speedskate on ice while it's the national wintersport here.

18 year old virgin

Not a nigger. problem is, I don't know how to swim and breath, so I only can swim as far as my lungs let me. I could stop and breathe, but I also don't know how to stay still, so when I can't touch the floor, I panic and everything goes wrong.

nope

I started going to the swiming pool and trying to fix that anxiety. I want to learn

Lol

Just lol user

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