/tall/ general

/insecure about our inability to look muscular general/

I'm gonna buy some timberlands and I'll finally achieve the 6' mode

kek my gf is 6in taller than me stay mad lanklets

so she's 5'6" then?

>be 6'2"
>work boots make me 6'4"
>say I'm only 6' flat.
D E V I L I S H.

>tfw no one appreciates being able to buy normal sized clothes at the store

thrift my tall brethren, I can usually find good name brand fits at the place near me

what a god DAMN savage

lmao

I'm 18 and 6'. How's that.

...is that measurement taken at the end of the day or in the morning...?

In the middle of the day. Why? Why's time matter?

You're about .5" taller when you wake up due to gravity when you lay down for hours in bed while sleeping.

>middle of the day
You almost made it.

That's cheating. What. That's not your real height.

YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT OKAY?! YOU'RE NOT 6'0+ BY THE END OF THE DAY. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT, MANLET.

I'm 6'4" and I still feel too short.
>tfw not 6'11"

this literaly happened

kek

...

The ol' overcompensation card is played too often. I guess self improvement is only important for those who have already made it.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY FUCKING LEARN

>ROFL THOSE MANLETS, AMIRITE GUYS?

We have a midget in our midst

Ice cold.

fucking rekt

hahhahahaha fucking top kek
>tfw I wear dress shoes every day to college to gain an inch. Still under 6'.
> 5'11
kill me

>6'3", huge head, resting bitch face
>Ugly
>Can't ever find clothes that fit
>Hit my head on stuff more often than manlets
>Look like Frankenstein's monster from behind
>Girls look at me like I'm going to rape them
>Strangers get out of my way when the see me coming
>Solicitors at the mall never approach me out of fear

Pic related

I'd hope so you only have to jump like 15 inches

...

i laughed so hard at this just with that fucking image

Meant for

You werent lying about your huge head lel

>5'9
>9/10 face
>easy gains
>pulled plenty of girls under 5'9
>even pulled tall girls too
>everything in world made for me, no banging my head on a door frame or looking like you're in a clown car like tallfags.

I guess having some height can help in some cases, but then you have the negatives of dying earlier and having it be harder to gain muscle, hell your potential as an athlete is even lower than manlets.

Most olympic athletes are between 5'8 to 5'11, its the optimal size, don't get too mad though, wouldn't wanna strain your enlarged body and die even earlier than me :).

This

There isn't a downside, besides the superficial societal prejudice associated with being under 6 feet tall.

no it wasn't manlet faggot.

Settle down little guys, men are talking.

>little guys
Does mommy know you're looking at anime boobies again?

>men
>on Veeky Forums
That's a good one

quality thread faggot

Don't overexert yourself typing there mate, wouldn't want your frail lanky body to collapse in on itself now.

WHO CARES REPORT THIS SHIT-POSTING CRAPTASTIC PILE OF MEME-MADNESS SERIOUSLY WHO GIVES A FUCKING DAMN NO ONE NO ONE CARES

Man, our little buddies here are getting a bit riled up tonight.

lanky wankies BTFO

Sorry little guy, but you lost a long time ago.

>little buddies
Aw, thanks breh

>6'7" 120 kg
>feel average af around young people in Australia

fucking land of chads

Don't kid yourself: we all lost

>implying you can see physique
My face actually carries the conviction of a mature adult laughing as he plays with the emotions of futile shitposters.
You think you can phase me? Even the very thought is ridiculous.
*sips glass of red wine*

I could crush you with a single keyboard stroke if only I could be bothered. That's how little you mean to me.

How dare you compare yourself to Donnieboy

>teleports behind you
>replaces wine with grenade
>impales you with katana
Since we're apparently roleplaying

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Me and my friends have just printed out your message. We're gonna hang it above the fireplace so that it can bring us endless laughs. Not that you would understand what having friends is like. As I write this post, while composing my latest novel in the background [did I mention I'm a prize-winning author? and you're what? a neet shitposter? hahaha], it occurs to me that in years time when you've hit rock-bottom because of your actions today that I'll have no way of seeing you writhe in pain. While upsetting, I'll get over it

Now, be gone!

the rektage is too much

Sorry man, I can't play anymore tonight. I have to get some sleep if I want to lift tomorrow.

*tips oversized fedora*

hello friends im 5'5

Hi man how are you doing tonight?

>manlets

angsty lanky wankie detected.

don't hit your head on a door frame on the way out you giraffe

...

Why so hostile, (and apparently bored) man?

Bet you tell your gf the same thing.

RIP

Keky

if this makes you smile then you need to check your priorities user

That's fucking stupid

No one seriously believes 6 ft is a manlet, do they? The national male average height is 5 10' with standard deviation of 2. 7 inches, so at 6 ft to 6 6. 1' range you're taller than 95% of humanity. This is like over on sci where everyone pretends they have 150 IQs and the standard dev for that is 15 points...

God no. It's one of those wacky Veeky Forums memes

IRL manlet cutoff

>5'9"-5'10"
Feels good

Nice sources to back it up.

i think 5'7 and under is actually manlet. 5'10 is the global average but someone 5'8/9 wont be noticeably smaller.

Mad his meme is getting squashed

How far do you want to want to delve into the metadata, here?

>making a fake chart to make himself not be a manlet on paper
wwtl

>stale memer won't let go

You're outnumbered, pally. It really doesn't matter how short we are.

Settle down little guys, men are talking.

Are you the same fucker from before? How long have you been here?

>felt insecure about my height before
>5'8"
>just googling height related things
>found the /r/short subreddit
>they all seriously hate on people who are 5'7" to 5'9" calling themselves short

>tfw there are people who would literally kill for my height

>Reddit

Just fucking kill yourself you fucking cancer

This

I'm 5'10'' and I feel like a giant at my uni gym

reddit sucks yes. I don't have an account.

It really just helped open my eyes how stupid it is to worry about height when you're 5'7" to 5'9". You're literally taller than most women and there are plenty of people who easily make it at this height.

I had a really hearty chuckle from this.

>be 6'6
>tfw girls stare at me

Shitposting aside, how do you tall bros deadlift? I'm 6'5" and just do stiff legged ones.

>tfw 5ft 10"
>I'll never tower over 95% of the population, in addition to being muscular.
>I'll never be that magic combination of tall and muscular
>tfw have to settle for towering over 58% of the population

Don't be a bitch. You could try that.

You don't have to live being 5'6". You don't know what short is.

Shut up manlet, youre scum and you must kill yourself

...

>not an argument

Manlet rage

>get new gf
>over a foot shorter than me
>fug her for the first time
>"oh wow user, I'm glad you weren't that big, I thought that because you were so tall you were going to be huge and I was afraid it was going to hurt
>die a little bit inside